December 31 - Matthew Dear/The Sword/Pallbearer
January 30 - Behemoth
February 3 - Zola Jesus
February 10 - 1349
February 28 - A Place To Bury Strangers
April 6 - Swans
April 10-12 - Coachella
April 17 - Clark/Nosaj Thing
May 8-10 - Austin Psych Fest
May 15-17 - Psycho California
June 24-28 - Glastonbury
Brings the lulz
Are these guys for real?Over 100% of homosexual gays listen to, or have listened to Skrillex in their life — mostly while participating in door-to-door recruitment for sex orgies or attempting to molest children in one of the patented “Rape Vans” used by the gay homo community.
I never realized how horrible the Grammys were until now
northside groove...southside groove....eastside groove...westside groove
Friday - Amon Tobin, Breakbot, Frank Ocean, LA Riots, Madeon, M83
Saturday - Destructo, Dragonette, Feist, Jacques La Cont, Kasabian, Radiohead, SebastiAn
Sunday - Dj Shadow, Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg, Flourence and the Machine, Girl Talk, Housse de Racket, Justice, Metronomy, Modeskeletor, Porter Robinson, The Hives, The Weeknd
"Music produces a pleasure that human nature cannot live without"
In fairness to Christware, if you were a young child being plundered by satanists in the back of a rape van, the only way that experience could be more traumatic is if Skrillex was womping on the speakers.
It's satire, guys.
It's fucking CHRISTWIRE. they're the same people that wrote this coachella article - it's satire
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.
When is the 500 Club gonna admit they've been having a laugh all this time?
Friday: Yuck Kendrick Lamar Other Lives The Black Angels Frank Ocean M83 The Rapture Explosions in the Sky Amon Tobin
Saturday: Radiohead Bon Iver Miike Snow Flying Lotus SBTRKT A$AP Rocky Azealia Banks We Were Promised Jetpacks Keep Shelly in Athens
Sunday: At The Drive-In Dr. Dre & Snoop The Weeknd Justice Modeselektor Santigold Nero Thundercat Metronomy Wild Beasts Real Estate
*subject to change
10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater (?), 10/18 Culture Collide, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale, 11/7 Warpaint @ Echoplex, 11/12 Blonde Redhead @ Fonda
Your reaction would be an amusing example of Poe's Law if it weren't so completely obvious as satire.
Last edited by jackstraw94086; 02-13-2012 at 04:58 PM.
I would not be shocked if Skrillex is a headliner at EDC 2012.
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