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    Yes, folks, it's time. Announcing your Official 2011 Gay Orgy®. This year will be bigger and sweatier than ever. We're redefining "clusterfuckchella" with more prime man meat per square foot than you've ever seen in your life. Activities and lectures include:

    • Opening State Of The Orgy Address from Keynote Speaker gaypalmsprings.
    • Meth Snorting Contest. Prizes included!
    • Cock Ring Toss
    • Gloryholes And You: A Roundtable Discussion
    • The Official Astroglide Slip'n'Slide™
    • The 5th Annual Bondage Barbeque
    • Tips For A More Efficient Sahara: Making The Most Of Lowered Inhibitions
    • Midget Salad Toss sponsored by Devin the dude



    Register now to ensure your spot as space is limited. Check back regularly for updates and announcements.

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    Default Re: The Official 2011 Gay Orgy®

    even though my gay friends call me the "flaming heterosexual," i'm subscribing to this thread for the lulz.

    go on with your gay selves.

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    Ohh god, you guys are so fucking sensitive. Yes there is potential to get laid at Coachella if you camp or are willing to have sex against the fences by the Sahara.

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    Finally!
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    [*]Midget Salad Toss sponsored by Devin the dude
    Awwwww!!!!!
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    Well done, Patrick. Funniest thing I've read in weeks.

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    LOL
    LOL! <33
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    How many people are you letting stay on your spot?

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    I can't believe that's actually on the website HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    [*]Tips For A More Efficient Sahara: Making The Most Of Lowered Inhibitions[/LIST]
    I think I can help out with this one
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    Can i watch the opening speech even if i'm not gay?
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    MYTH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Yes, folks, it's time. Announcing your Official 2011 Gay Orgy®. This year will be bigger and sweatier than ever. We're redefining "clusterfuckchella" with more prime man meat per square foot than you've ever seen in your life. Activities and lectures include:

    • Opening State Of The Orgy Address from Keynote Speaker gaypalmsprings.
    • Meth Snorting Contest. Prizes included!
    • Cock Ring Toss
    • Gloryholes And You: A Roundtable Discussion
    • The Official Astroglide Slip'n'Slide™
    • The 5th Annual Bondage Barbeque
    • Tips For A More Efficient Sahara: Making The Most Of Lowered Inhibitions
    • Midget Salad Toss sponsored by Devin the dude




    Register now to ensure your spot as space is limited. Check back regularly for updates and announcements.
    Can you break this down by day. We want to watch some of this, but are afraid of conflicts.

    No midget salad toss / Sphongle conflict, please!
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    LOL

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    Oh Thank the Lord!

    I hear that this year, twinks and bears will be seated next to each other instead of across the aisle from each other for the State of the Orgy Address, as in years past. Is this true?




    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Yes, folks, it's time. Announcing your Official 2011 Gay Orgy®. This year will be bigger and sweatier than ever. We're redefining "clusterfuckchella" with more prime man meat per square foot than you've ever seen in your life. Activities and lectures include:

    • Opening State Of The Orgy Address from Keynote Speaker gaypalmsprings.
    • Meth Snorting Contest. Prizes included!
    • Cock Ring Toss
    • Gloryholes And You: A Roundtable Discussion
    • The Official Astroglide Slip'n'Slide™
    • The 5th Annual Bondage Barbeque
    • Tips For A More Efficient Sahara: Making The Most Of Lowered Inhibitions
    • Midget Salad Toss sponsored by Devin the dude



    Register now to ensure your spot as space is limited. Check back regularly for updates and announcements.
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    I sure hope so, as im hungry for both
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevoo View Post
    i wnna meet some chill guys this year.. get at me..
    is this guy just straight up soliciting?
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    you shut your whorish mouth when talking about the sea king.

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    SWAG
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Even though I will not be attending Coachella 2011, I will still be attending the Official Gay Orgy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Even though I will not be attending Coachella 2011, I will still be attending the Official Gay Orgy.
    I hear the Gay Orgy tickets are sold out.
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Funny how they sell out before the line up was announced this year

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