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    Bullshit toilets!

    Oh my fucking god! I was nearly sick!

    What kind of third world portaloos were they using at Coachella?!

    That was fucked!... Reminded me of Schindlers list!

    You yanks need to watch 'Kenny' - Aussie movie about a portaloo worker.

    Any way, I have never seen such hole in the ground shit houses!

    Any the amount of times I waled in there to see a fat steaming turd with no paper covering it!... What did you apes wipe your ass with!?!

    I'm still puking in my mouth!

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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    I went into the trailer bathrooms every time and didn't have one problem. They were clean and well maintained.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Overall, i thought they were pretty decent. Better than British festival toilets, which tend to be on fire (or tipped over with people in them).
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    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
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    Tip for next year; shit before you go in to the festival. I had a quiet, relaxing visit to the bathrooms in the Augustine casino before I headed in each day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kennycarly View Post
    Bullshit toilets!

    Oh my fucking god! I was nearly sick!

    What kind of third world portaloos were they using at Coachella?!

    That was fucked!... Reminded me of Schindlers list!

    You yanks need to watch 'Kenny' - Aussie movie about a portaloo worker.

    Any way, I have never seen such hole in the ground shit houses!

    Any the amount of times I waled in there to see a fat steaming turd with no paper covering it!... What did you apes wipe your ass with!?!

    I'm still puking in my mouth!
    Sorry, I was in a hurry.

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    What kind of poo experience did you expect at a music festival with 60,000+ people? Did you want Lilly Allen to wipe your ass?

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    I pooped when I got back home.....it wasn't a conscious effort....but I didn't eat that much while at Coachella so....meh *sploosh*

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    What kind of poo experience did you expect at a music festival with 60,000+ people? Did you want Lilly Allen to wipe your ass?
    Yes plz.

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    Is Lily Allen good looking ?
    Quote Originally Posted by Cpt. Funkaho View Post
    Man, the Beatles were overrated like gravity is overrated. ......... Say what you want, but statements like "the Beatles were overrated" make me much less likely to listen to anything you say afterward.

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    Lily actually wiped my ass at big day out but I understand it's a lot to ask for her to do it again.

    No, Just better toilets that aren't a hole in a box with a roof.
    Some mechanics that seperate the area where shit sits and festers from the rest of the room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonofhal View Post
    Better than British festival toilets, which tend to be on fire
    This made me laugh.
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    I just noticed who started this thread...

    kennycarly, did you have ANY fun at Coachella? Cause so far all you've done is whine about how no one could identify your accent, and bitch about the toilets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kennycarly View Post
    You yanks need to watch 'Kenny' - Aussie movie about a portaloo worker.
    Ooooh, I love the British accent!

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    Hahaha, Yeah I had a great time except when I pissed or had people ask about my accent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    What kind of poo experience did you expect at a music festival with 60,000+ people? Did you want Lilly Allen to wipe your ass?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    How the fuck do you people find these old threads?

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    Quote Originally Posted by theresalwaysone View Post
    How the fuck do you people find these old threads?
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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