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    Paris Hilton will be equipped with protection when she enters jail. The hotel heiress will be provided a panic button to alert jail guards if she feels threatened by her fellow prison inmates.

    Previously, the jail’s spokesman Steve Whitmore stated Paris Hilton would “be treated like any other inmate who’s classified as a low-level security risk.” I didn’t realize inmates were given personal alarms and panic buttons to protect themselves. Bodog.com has odds at +650 that Paris Hilton will get into a physical altercation while in jail.

    "Paris should be able to bring her Chihuahua to jail," stated Point-Spreads.com Gossip Columnist Chatty Kathy. "She needs Tinkerbell to protect her from the others. Dogs are a good deterrent."

    Hilton has made it clear she is terrified about going to jail. She has reportedly been receiving threats from inmates on her MySpace page.

    The judge has already agreed to assign Paris to the “special needs housing unit” at the Century Regional Detention Center in suburban Lynwood, Los Angeles County. She will be separated from the general inmate population in an area of the jail reserved for celebrities, police officers, and high-profile figures.
    Hilton was spotted out in LA carrying a self-help book called “The Power of Now” along with The Holy Bible. Maybe Paris is just trying to fit in when she meets her new roomies on June 5.

    On the bright side, Paris recently received some good news. She is number one on the “Hot Billionaire Heiress” List. I bet she is really proud of herself.




    Eff that. All the other prisoners don't get panic buttons.
    I hate this stupid world's double standard.

    Fags. Hope she gets severely beaten. Truly I do.

    Not killed. Just beaten. And it WILL happen. Trust me.
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    Why don't they bring in Nicole Richie and film the Simple Life in jail?

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    a webcam would be nice

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    Seriously, I'm not a violent person but shit like this pisses me off. Anyone else who did the same thing she did would get the full time and NOT get a bloody panic button. They might as well have just gave her an ankle bracelet.

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    I bet she is going to get raped. And the guards wont do a damn thing about it.
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    I do believe she should be punished for her offense, but she's just NOT going to be treated like everyone else. If the prisoners are going to give her "special attention" I think the guards should too.

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    I don't really see a problem with this. It's not like she committed a violent offense like a common criminal. She should be protected.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnicornsForBreakfast View Post
    I do believe she should be punished for her offense, but she's just NOT going to be treated like everyone else. If the prisoners are going to give her "special attention" I think the guards should too.
    i agree, although paris is a stupid douche, and deserves all of this, she is already the target of most of the prisoners, and she will, no doubt be attacked, with out special attention from the guards.

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    If someone pays a guard enough, they'll look the other way at just about anything.

    I know because I used to watch OZ religously. Maybe she'll get butt-raped with a spoon.
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    They should just put her in an isolated dark room with cement walls, a toilet, a giant purple dildo, and a slot for them to give her food. Then, they wouldnt have to worry about people harassing her.
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    look at all your comments....why do you think people like her get special treatment? They are in high risk to get their ask kick or even killed. Don't give me all the bullshit about how you wouldn't mind Paris Hilton being killed in jail you fucking liberals.
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    the first poster was the only person who wished bad things to happen to her.
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    look at all your comments....why do you think people like her get special treatment? They are in high risk to get their ask kick or even killed. Don't give me all the bullshit about how you wouldn't mind Paris Hilton being killed in jail you fucking liberals.
    i agree. you slack-jawed mouth-breathers hoping she gets beaten and raped are sick people. I'm no paris fan but she doesn't need to get buttraped with a spoon just for being annoying.
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    i dont think people are really hoping for her to get beaten and raped or fucked by spoon (except for the first poster), I think they are just trying to fulfill their own fantasy.
    RAPE STOVE

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    She was convicted of a non-violent misdemeanor.

    Let's not delude our opinions of "justice" just because YOU are an Inside Edition, E Entertainment, MTV TRL-watching robot, who got fed up with being bombarded by the [fake]media with Paris stories [notice that I am not fed up because I barely turn on the tv set] and now want her to be severely and inhumanely punished.

    I don't believe she should do ANY jail time. Waste of taxpayer money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    i dont think people are really hoping for her to get beaten and raped or fucked by spoon (except for the first poster), I think they are just trying to fulfill their own fantasy.
    depends on how you read posts #4, 5, and 9, I guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    depends on how you read posts #4, 5, and 9, I guess.
    True
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    She should get exactly the same punishment as everyone else. Part of the same punishment is the same danger, not more. Because of her high profile, she is in more danger and therefore needs a little more security.

    It doesn't matter whether or not you hate her as a person for being a braindead anti-role model, she doesn't deserve to be spoonraped any more than anyone else.

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    Default Re: This makes me sick:

    Who does deserve to be spoon raped?
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    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    Maybe people who have spoonraped other people. You know. for closure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    Who does deserve to spoon raped?
    start a poll!
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I'm going with the other side of the spectrum here and saying that she Martha Stewarts the place and makes a whole new group of friends.
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    RAPE STOVE

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    Default Re: This makes me sick:

    But she shouldn't be coddled to the point where there is no lesson learned from her. Yes, she's going to jail, but is she going to end up isolated in some professionally decorated room with gourmet meals, a cell phone, "special" visitors and her little dog there to keep her company. At this rate, that is exactly where it's going. Or even worse she'll end up on house arrest with just a silly ankle bracelet.

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    No. She shouldn't be coddled. But they should take precautions to make sure that she isn't killed on her first day simply for being a professional celebrity.

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    Unfortunatly I just saw disturbia last weekend...
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    But she shouldn't be coddled to the point where there is no lesson learned from her. Yes, she's going to jail, but is she going to end up isolated in some professionally decorated room with gourmet meals, a cell phone, "special" visitors and her little dog there to keep her company. At this rate, that is exactly where it's going. Or even worse she'll end up on house arrest with just a silly ankle bracelet.
    dont be a douche....alot of that really isnt going to happen
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    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


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    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    But she shouldn't be coddled to the point where there is no lesson learned from her. Yes, she's going to jail, but is she going to end up isolated in some professionally decorated room with gourmet meals, a cell phone, "special" visitors and her little dog there to keep her company. At this rate, that is exactly where it's going. Or even worse she'll end up on house arrest with just a silly ankle bracelet.
    she's going to jail. she gets a panic button and will be housed in the place they house cops and other celebs. it's still jail. some of you people have quite the imagination. OMG SHE'S GONNA GET AWAY WITH IT BECAUSE SHE'S FAMOUS OMG OMG OMG THAT'S SO UNFAIR. get real people.
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    Maybe Paris will learn something from all this and end up becoming some sort of advocate for women in jail.....oh wait a minute. It's Paris Hilton.
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