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    Default In which the hivemind suggests the dumb hat that I wear to Coachella 2011

    Something befitting a man of my caliber and station in life.

    Let's have it.

    Want something with the blousey funloving brio of 2009's Sailing Captain Hat but also the devil-may-care ruggedness that I feel best me represents my many musky charms.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    G-funk acquired, thank you Coachella

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    Don't watch Conspiracy Theory while on mushrooms.
    You know a festival is in the process of dying when you start to see sports jerseys there....

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    Last edited by miscorrections; 01-16-2011 at 01:29 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Default Re: In which the hivemind suggests the dumb hat that I wear to Coachella 2011

    zombie. i can't get enough of them.
    "Well, that's just like, you know... your opinion, man"

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    11/20: The Drive by Truckers, Sturgill Simpson @ The Fillmore
    11/21: DJ Harvey @ PW
    11/24: mr. Gnome @ Bottom of the Hill
    11/25: DJ Shadow & Cut Chemist @ Fox Theater Oakland
    11/28: Dixon @ TBA
    12/1: Angel Olsen, Kevin Morby @ GAMH
    12/4: Avi Buffalo @ Brick and Mortar
    12/6: Dream Police @ Brick and Mortar
    12/11: tUnE-yArDs, Cibo Matto @ Fox Theater Oakland
    12/12: Ancient Methods @ Mercer
    12/13: RRose, Carlos Souffrant @ TBA
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Default Re: In which the hivemind suggests the dumb hat that I wear to Coachella 2011

    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    That giraffe is now in the semi-finals!
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by anti-square View Post
    fuck that shit
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    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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    Is that the same hat-model?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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    I hope so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by garspaceman View Post
    well hello my fancy pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Still-ill View Post
    fuck that shit
    I see your vag hat and raise you with
    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuporfly View Post
    We have a winner.
    10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater (?), 10/18 Culture Collide, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale, 11/7 Warpaint @ Echoplex, 11/12 Blonde Redhead @ Fonda

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post

    BMACKMAN
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Weirdest shit inspires me at the oddest times.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Courtney is definitely onto something..
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    sometimes i feel like i don't have a partner

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    But, more breeze allowance needed, I think.
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    sometimes i feel like i don't have a partner

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    Can we see some Dumb Hats you've worn to previous Coachellers?
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Still-ill View Post
    fuck that shit
    Quote Originally Posted by Still-ill View Post
    Is that the same hat-model?
    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    I hope so.
    Furthermore, I am absolutely positive that this guy is the same dude who was pretending to be a Washer or Dryer in this thread:

    http://www.coachella.com/forum/showt...ighlight=dryer

    but sadly, the original images are now dead.

    Remarkable.

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    The life of a novelty-wear model is a lonely one.

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    Advance apologies, but the laugh I'm having right now is worth the ass-chewing I'll get for hijacking your thread for a moment, HB.

    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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