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Thread: A handy "What gender is that user?" Cheatsheet.

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    Coachella Junkie MissingPerson's Avatar
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    Default A handy "What gender is that user?" Cheatsheet.

    This is an open poll. The intention is provide each other with a quick, handy way of checking what gender a poster is, in order to minimise awkward Crying Game moments later on down the line.

    Bear in mind, said moments would happen offline anyway, so nobody would benefit.

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    Coachella Junkie MissingPerson's Avatar
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    Default Re: A handy "What gender is that user?" Cheatsheet.

    It suddenly occurs to me that this looks very much like the first step in some kind of very elaborate entrapment scheme that ultimately ends in ball gags for all concerned.

    It's not, honest.

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    Default Re: A handy "What gender is that user?" Cheatsheet.

    I'm down with that. We call that "fun" in the states.
    "ain't no thang but a chicken wang"

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    Default Re: A handy "What gender is that user?" Cheatsheet.

    Now you tell me...

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    Default Re: A handy "What gender is that user?" Cheatsheet.

    Can we rename this thread to "The post a picture of your Nips and Tips" thread?
    "ain't no thang but a chicken wang"

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    Default Re: A handy "What gender is that user?" Cheatsheet.

    I always get mistaken for male. (Not in person). Maybe because I post about boobs a lot.

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    Default Re: A handy "What gender is that user?" Cheatsheet.

    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    It suddenly occurs to me that this looks very much like the first step in some kind of very elaborate entrapment scheme that ultimately ends in ball gags for all concerned.

    It's not, honest.
    If the ball gags are made of latex, I won't be able participate. Latex makes my face break out, bigtime. Can I bring along my anal plur beads instead?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: A handy "What gender is that user?" Cheatsheet.

    I hope obzen votes.

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    Default Re: A handy "What gender is that user?" Cheatsheet.

    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    Obzen, is that you? CRUSHING BLOWS!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Way to do a half-assed clip and nip, GPS...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: A handy "What gender is that user?" Cheatsheet.

    "Well, that's just like, you know... your opinion, man"

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    Default Re: A handy "What gender is that user?" Cheatsheet.

    You dun messed up Broken.
    "Give me women, wine and snuff
    Until I cry out 'hold, enough!"
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    I hope my name didn't give it away.

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    Default Re: A handy "What gender is that user?" Cheatsheet.

    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Default Re: A handy "What gender is that user?" Cheatsheet.

    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    It suddenly occurs to me that this looks very much like the first step in some kind of very elaborate entrapment scheme that ultimately ends in ball gags for all concerned.

    It's not, honest.
    oh, it's not? Nevermind then, I'm out.
    '99-'11...

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    Quote Originally Posted by humanoid View Post
    oh, it's not? Nevermind then, I'm out.
    I'm gonna use my ball gag like a nut sack and confuse everybody now.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: A handy "What gender is that user?" Cheatsheet.

    I usually prefer non gender specific USERIDS on forums. Comes from a long long life of online gaming and finding it easier then putting up with added abuse. Plus I don't think people being aware of my gender really needed to be out there when smashing them in Counterstrike or Starcraft

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    hahaha, classic
    "Without music life would be a mistake" ~Nietzsche

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    Default Re: A handy "What gender is that user?" Cheatsheet.

    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    you ever get this uneasy feeling that everyone of us on this board is actually in Hell?

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    Default Re: A handy "What gender is that user?" Cheatsheet.

    the results aren't open for me.
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    Your stupid

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    Default Re: A handy "What gender is that user?" Cheatsheet.

    You must be transgender then.
    "Give me women, wine and snuff
    Until I cry out 'hold, enough!"
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    Default Re: A handy "What gender is that user?" Cheatsheet.

    MP, I couldn't vote either. I guess most people know my sex ... cr****
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

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    Default Re: A handy "What gender is that user?" Cheatsheet.

    The answers are sex, but the question is gender, it doesn't line up!

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    Default Re: A handy "What gender is that user?" Cheatsheet.

    i think its funny that this male heavy poll looks like a weiner
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