Most annoying attendee

[Neighborhood Creep]

I see an awful lot of bitching about what type of people you all get annoyed by at Coachella. Let's break it down.

[chairmenmeow47]

the one who creates polls without voting options

[Fourthisto]

What, no "people bitching about the poll"?

the one who creates polls without voting options

Too soon!

[Neighborhood Creep]

the one who creates polls without voting options

Huh? Refresh my friend.

[humanoid]

Mostly everyone

[guedita]

If they are wearing bracelts you can be sure they are just the worst.

[NachoCat]

We can dance if we want to
We can leave the hipsters behind
Cause hipsters dont dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

[GuyInTucson]

If we could pick the security guards, that's who I would choose.

[captncrzy]

"Hipsters with their arms crossed being too cool to dance."

Should read: "Hipsters still standing with their arms folded tight".

[I.F.A.]

Those assholes wearing Indian feathers and speedos. See: The Hipster Headdress

[TomAz]

[Neighborhood Creep]

I vote people bitching about the poll. Yea, I win.

[juloxx]

Where is the "Bassnectar fans" option?

[theresalwaysone]

Anyone at the outdoor theater.

[Neighborhood Creep]

Where is the "Bassnectar fans" option?

Check the bro option, bro.

[juloxx]

Those assholes wearing Indian feathers and speedos. See: The Hipster Headdress

Not gonna lie, seeing chicks with those Indian feathers gives me a boner..... guess its cuz it makes em look somewhat exotic

[chairmenmeow47]

Where is the "Bassnectar fans" option?

ha ha h ah ah ah aha ha

[303dubbin]

ha why just dubstep? cuz im pretty sure ive seen those guys at almost EVERY electronic act. but yea they are the biggest assholes. toss up between them and the little candy kids... i cant fucking stand the gloves. "hey man you want a lightshow?" NO

[NachoCat]

I thought I was the only one annoyed by the judgmental, hypocritical self-righteousness of hipsters... guess I was right

[TomAz]

"I'm better than those guys, I'm not judgmental or self-righteous"

[sonofhal]

No option for SlowMotionApocalypse?

[Fourthisto]

"I'm better than those guys, I'm not judgmental or self-righteous"

But.... how can EVERYONE be the most annoying?

[wstsidela]

Those assholes wearing Indian feathers and speedos. See: The Hipster Headdress

Thank you. I hate those fuckin' idiots.

[Gribbz]

Those assholes wearing Indian feathers and speedos. See: The Hipster Headdress

I'm going to dress like a pilgrim this year.


Also, how are Bassnectar fans worse than the other ravers?

[I.F.A.]

I'm going to dress like a pilgrim this year.

Just because I appreciate any tangential opportunity given to post this...



I just noticed the subtitles. I'm not even sure what language that is... German? Dutch? Norwegian? I appreciate the umlauts.

[Distorted_Jungle]

Where is the "Board members who can't stop bitching about the festival being popular" option? That's who I would choose.

[Neighborhood Creep]

Am I in the minority about wishing there were more Black votes?

[I.F.A.]

Not gonna lie, seeing chicks with black face gives me a boner..... guess its cuz it makes em look somewhat exotic

I'm not ragging on you personally, and yeah, there can be some aesthetic appeal. But that is problematic because...

It's just like wearing blackface.
"Playing Indian" has a long history in the United States, all the way back to those original tea partiers in Boston, and in no way is it better than minstral shows or dressing up in blackface. You are pretending to be a race that you are not, and are drawing upon stereotypes to do so. Like my first point said, you're collapsing distinct cultures, and in doing so, you're asserting your power over them. Which leads me to the next issue.

Basically, it's otherization and ultimately objectification of some sort of "exotic" ideal, while ignoring the fact that Natives are real people. Warbonnets are beautiful objects. And, yeah, people can look good wearing them. But, they aren't fashion accessories, nor should they be treated as such.

What if, instead of a headdress, it was a mitre? You can bet that a lot of Catholics would be pissed about that. Or if hipster chicks decided it was "hot" to wear a yarmulke and prayer shawl? Pretty offensive, right? It's the same thing.

[Distorted_Jungle]

I'm not ragging on you personally, and yeah, there can be some aesthetic appeal. But that is problematic because...



Basically, it's otherization and ultimately objectification of some sort of "exotic" ideal, while ignoring the fact that Natives are real people. Warbonnets are beautiful objects. And, yeah, people can look good wearing them. But, they aren't fashion accessories, nor should they be treated as such.

What if, instead of a headdress, it was a mitre? You can bet that a lot of Catholics would be pissed about that. Or if hipster chicks decided it was "hot" to wear a yarmulke and prayer shawl? Pretty offensive, right? It's the same thing.

[I.F.A.]

^ I must admit that I live under a rock, and have no idea what that cap is from.