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    Default Tesla Coils for 2011

    I know this isnt technically an artist, but if we classify Wolf Eyes as music then the noise the tesla coils makes gets to count as well.

    They should never have been taken out for 2010 in the first fucking place, just to cram in more Vapo-Rub'd twee(n)kers.
    Regardless of whether or not there was a stupid rose garden for Taryn Manning and friends to douche about in.

    BRING BACK THE GOD DAMNED COILS!

    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    YES!!! The fire tube thingy was lame-o.
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    I support this thread and the statements contained in the first post.
    My name is Becca. Hi.

    Facebook, yo.
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    WTF was up with them missing?!?!

    I'll never forget seeing them at my first chella in 06. I was awestruck and kind of terrified. I believe I never actually got close to them because of that
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    support!
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    Support. I was excited to show all of my rookie Coachellians the coils.

    "Oh man, wait till you see all the cool art."


    "You're going to love the Tesla Coils."

    FAIL.
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    Lol def.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    There were a couple art installations last year that just made me scratch my head when i told my friends about 'firebreathing snakes'.

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    I am paying for my GF's 3 day pass this year because I felt bad that last year wasnt up to snuff.
    Even tho she had a great time. I still feel sorta bad and Im getting her her pass this year.
    The tesla coils are a glaring example of why.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Gribble View Post
    Support. I was excited to show all of my rookie Coachellians the coils.

    "Oh man, wait till you see all the cool art."


    "You're going to love the Tesla Coils."

    FAIL.
    At least we had that uhhhhhh origami thing. That was ummmmmmmmmmmmmm neato?

    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    I am paying for my GF's 3 day pass this year because I felt bad that last year wasnt up to snuff.
    Even tho she had a great time. I still feel sorta bad and Im getting her her pass this year.
    The tesla coils are a glaring example of why.
    Damn I need a daddy like you
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    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    I support. You don't mess with tradition.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    The coils had been there since the beginning so I was disappointed that - at my first Coachella in seven years - they weren't there. That being said, the giant Origami was fine in my book. Bring the Tesla Coils back and dump some of the other art like the fire tornado.
    fuck.

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    FIRE IN A GLASS TUBE FTW.
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    That fire tornado was idiotically lame.

    Keep the balloons tho. They are lo-fi sure, but they are a nice touch.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Oh and bring back Serpent Mother dammit
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    I thought the Fire Tornado was a good idea that was very poorly executed. It took up too much space for an installation that didn't do anything worth looking at.
    fuck.

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    They should combine this with my idea for having a Luchador wrestling arena.
    G-funk acquired, thank you Coachella

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    You know a festival is in the process of dying when you start to see sports jerseys there....

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    I thought the Fire Tornado was a good idea that was very poorly executed. It took up too much space for an installation that didn't do anything worth looking at.
    I can agree to that, yeah.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    Oh and bring back Serpent Mother dammit
    Co-sign
    fuck.

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    Luchador Wrestling FTW!!!

    Also, bring back the coil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post

    Keep the balloons tho. They are lo-fi sure, but they are a nice touch.
    Agreed. I really enjoyed those. Also, Serpent Mother.

    Quote Originally Posted by juloxx View Post
    They should combine this with my idea for having a Luchador wrestling arena.
    Quote Originally Posted by PagodasPinkPants View Post
    Luchador Wrestling FTW!!!
    Save that for the Gathering of the Juggalos.
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    Has Pitchfork revealed it's top 200 covers by Arcade Fire yet?

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    I'd like to see Tesla.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I'd like to see Tesla.
    That makes one of us
    fuck.

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    ID LIKE TO SEE SOME PICTURES PLEASE

    ok thanks

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    Vehdeo!





    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    This version please, would love to see it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I'd like to see Tesla.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Default Re: Tesla Coils for 2011

    Here is a video that is both unrelated and very possibly apropos for 2011....

    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Gribble View Post

    Save that for the Gathering of the Juggalos.
    The only thing trippier than Telsa Coils is having 4 masked wrestlers duke it out in free for all in an arena surrounded by Telsa Coils. Also, Serpent Mother
    G-funk acquired, thank you Coachella

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    Don't watch Conspiracy Theory while on mushrooms.
    You know a festival is in the process of dying when you start to see sports jerseys there....

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    this thread x10000...the art this year was just awful, with the exception of the balloons (and bringing back the moving spotlights)..the tesla coils are a symbol of the festival, and on the only coachella shirt i bought at the fest..wish they woulda brought the giant metal worship man, etc.
    Last edited by nbvcide; 12-27-2010 at 05:16 PM.
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