That does it. Tonight after Zumba I will hit the pub for a buffalo chicken wrap with cheese and ranch dressing on the side. Ahhh. I need the Zumba to justify the indulgence.
ranch fan here. is the Carl's Jr "house dressing" just ranch? cuz i dunk my burger and fries in that shit like it's going out of style. /fatpost
You know, marooko, it doesn't seem to matter. The more you insult them, the more they keep wallowing in their sea of ranch. It's as if the ranch dressing kills their ability to see they are being mocked. This is one of several reasons why my Walmart analogy is particularly apt.
Fui quod es, eris quod sum. I once was what you are, you will be what I am - epitaph carved on Roman gravestones.
It's not mockery. I'm not laughing. I'm let down. To me it's similar to "like", or "um/uh".
They don't hear you either way. Their ears and eyes are clogged with a combination of buttermilk and mayonaise, with seasonings.
It's like dipping your shellfish in to that yellow stuff. Whatever the fuck it is.
Fuck Hidden Valley. There way better ranches. If there aren't local options (the best ranch on the planet is made by this local pizza joint called The Pie), then the buttermilk ranch from Lighthouse is an acceptable alternative. Fuck Hidden Valley.
Saw a broken down Hidden Valley truck on my way home from work.
Should've robbed him
I get the Cinnamon Twists at Taco Bell with a side of Nacho Cheese to dip them in.
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<3 ranch drenched boosh
Ever tried ranch dressing with pizza? It's like Jesus giving birth in your mouth.
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Ranch with rice pilaf. Just mix that shit in there.
I count 7 people in the picture. The reality surrounding an event with a ranch fountain is that only 3-4 people would be able to fit in a picture at any given time. Even then the peoples on the ends will be cut off.
I count 8.
I gagged looking at that fountain of watery "ranch dressing". It's probably just liquified lipo fat combined with Maalox.
this thread makes me hungry.
I like to put ranch on my hashbrowns.
Went to Jack in the Box to grab a small breakfast. Drive-though window dude asked if I want ketchup. I said no, but asked if I could have ranch. He throws ketchup in my bag. I'm sad.
At Jacks you have to ask for buttermilk. Tastes really good in a Jumbo Jack.
You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.
It's that tad bit of Crazy that keeps me Sane...
I just put ranch on a wheat cracker. It was really good but I almost gagged at the idea of it.
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I'm in the 'I hate Ranch Dressing' crowd.
We're here to play some Mississippi Delta Blues. We're in a horrible depression, and I gotta admit - we're starting to like it.
Ranch dressing is why the extremists hate us. Thanks for that, you disgusting fucks.