I put Ranch on my Macaroni and Cheese

[Courtney]

The only place mayo is any good is in the trash can.

Tom is infinitely wise.

What is wrong with you people?

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

Those were my chloroform recovery eyebrows.

well they went great with my afternoon tea.

[meowlouder]

Freak.

My story is that I know someone that would put almost an entire pack of mayo on each french fry.

Psh try it and then come back and call me a freak! I've convinced like 3 of my most skeptical friends that mustard and popcorn are delicious together.

My sister used to shoot half and half when she was a kid. We'd go out for breakfast and first thing out of her mouth was, " can I have some half and half?"

Fucking weird

Haha I used to do this when I was younger too. With half and half and also those really sweet french vanilla creamers. I tried one recently and it was a lot sweeter than I remembered it being....

You know what rules with hot buttered popcorn? Milkduds.

Hm... this sounds interesting. Will have to try that next time.

how do you eat popcorn with mustard on it?

Just drizzle mustard into your bag of popcorn. Don't overly drench it though. Or for less, mess use packets and as your eating the popcorn squirt a little mustard onto each one.

[Fourthisto]

Just drizzle mustard into your bag of popcorn. Don't overly drench it though. Or for less, mess use packets and as your eating the popcorn squirt a little mustard onto each one.

I might have to try this, I'm getting a little bored of putting jalapeños on popcorn and am looking to freak houseguests out in new, snack-like ways.

[chiapet]

Pretty much everything on this thread is revolting.

[guedita]

A bowl of croutons with ranch dumped on top of them is my idea of a salad.

[Goatchella]

Nasty.

I want all these nasty things...but I know they are the devil.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

I can eat bbq sauce on just about anything. Also, the best everyday every-use hot sauce is CHOLULA.


Somewhat recently they made a chipotle version that blows my fucking mind. Eggs and hashbrowns and forzen pizza will never be the same.

[guedita]

GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE.

[guedita]

I suppose now is as good a time as any to confess that when I was 18 I went on a cruise and got really drunk and told everyone in the room that I wanted to have sex in a large tub full of mayonaise because it was my favorite condiment ever.

One of the young gents in the room then called up room service and tried to get a bunch of mayo packets delivered.

[Robin]

I <3 ranch.

I even put it in my eggs.
Got the idea from this breakfast place in Connecticut.
They have an omelet that has bacon, cheddar and ranch in it.

[Gribbz]

A bowl of croutons with ranch dumped on top of them is my idea of a salad.

Croutons are underrated as fuck.

[Goatchella]

homemade Croutons are underrated as fuck.

fixed

[nyarlathotoats]

I can eat bbq sauce on just about anything. Also, the best everyday every-use hot sauce is CHOLULA.

Somewhat recently they made a chipotle version that blows my fucking mind. Eggs and hashbrowns and forzen pizza will never be the same.

I've always stuck with tapatio and tabasco; if this is as bomb as you say, I may have to try it...

[malcolmjamalawesome]

ITT: fatties

[Ardentbiscuit]

But I guess it's cool if you don't, you horrific fucking commie.

I've seen worse, all from co workers

buttering french fries

putting beef gravy on apple pie

Putting chocolate nestle quick on fruity pebbles

dipping Vienna sausage in yoo hoo

I have to stop typing I'm getting sick

[fetuspiniata]

Ranch... the third condiment!

I prefer my mac n cheese with hotdogs in it. I have a friend who's favorite "broke" meal is mac and cheese with tuna and ramen seasoning, kind makes me wanna vomit.

[fetuspiniata]

A bowl of croutons with ranch dumped on top of them is my idea of a salad.

I'm ashamed to admit that one time when my romaine lettuce had spoiled I did this with caesar dressing, parmesan and croutons!

[Sleepingrock]

This should go in the cooking thread, but I know how you Americans think poutine is weird.

I made poutine for brunch this morning. IT WAS DELICIOUS!

[clumsy342]

BBQ on Stuffing

[vulcandeathgrip]

I have to stop my wife from putting Mint Sauce on just about everything I cook - fish, pork,chicken breast, beef rissoles - the list goes on. Come to think of maybe she just detests my cooking... Guess who who can feed & water herself from now on !

[stinkbutt]

I am American and fucking love poutine!

[Neighborhood Creep]

Mixing Mayo and ketchup together and dipping your fries into them is where it's at

[guedita]

Mixing Mayo and ketchup together and dipping your fries into them is where it's at

I do this for my grilled cheese sandwiches.

[OnlyNonStranger]

I am American and fucking love poutine!

I am Canadian and don't like poutine.

[chiapet]

I even put it in my eggs.

I came in here because I recently started dipping random things in Ranch dressing, and I thought this was the right place to express my affection.... but I'm not ready for this.

[Ross1492]

Corn flakes in half-and-half w/ a healthy dollop of strawberry jam.

You're welcome.

[Grant]

lazy strawberry shortcake? ew

summer sausage with grape jelly on townhouse crackers. bangin'

[Grant]

and make sure it's summer sausage like the kind these people make: http://korte-meats.com/

[phonographer]

A bowl of croutons with ranch dumped on top of them is my idea of a salad.

You forgot peppered bacon bits.