I put Ranch on my Macaroni and Cheese

[Fourthisto]

Mayo is surprisingly good on fries.

You know what's better on fries? A chocolate frosty.... but I wouldn't call that a condiment.

[captncrzy]

I put yellow mustard on popcorn. SO GOOD.

You know what rules with hot buttered popcorn? Milkduds.

[shakermaker113]

You know what rules with hot buttered popcorn? Milkduds.

how I wish I could find a screencap from that simpsons episode...

[BlackSwan]

Truffled breadcrumbs, freshly cracked pepper and parsley belong on Mac and cheese, not ranch dressing.

[TallGuyCM]

I cooked up some ground beef last night for dinner and mixed it with Mac and Cheese, all because of this thread. True story.

[BlackSwan]

I traditionally have buffalo wings with my mac and cheese. It is an amazing combination.

[captncrzy]

how I wish I could find a screencap from that simpsons episode...

....I didn't know it was a Simpson's episode. I used to mix milkduds in with my popcorn at the movies all the time.

[theresalwaysone]

I cooked up some ground beef last night for dinner and mixed it with Mac and Cheese, all because of this thread. True story.

But did you put taco seasoning on the meat? Most people will forget the taco seasoning.

[Boourns]

how I wish I could find a screencap from that simpsons episode...

[daxton]

Mayo is surprisingly good on fries.

I know it's gross, but I only eat my fries with mayo. I can't help it. It's delicious. And it makes me feel so European.

[guedita]

It's not gross, daxton, it's fucking delicious and don't let any other freedom hating American tell you otherwise.

[bug on your lip]

i like vinegar ... and dill

[TallGuyCM]

But did you put taco seasoning on the meat? Most people will forget the taco seasoning.

I didn't have any taco seasoning or I would have, so I put Beef and Broccoli seasoning on the meat, which was virtually undetectable.

[daxton]

i like vinegar ... and dill

Mmmmm

[bug on your lip]

i knew you'd like that baby

[captncrzy]

Fucking Simpsons stole my idea

[TallGuyCM]

Cue someone posting youtube of the "Simpsons already did it" South Park episode.

[BlackSwan]

I know it's gross, but I only eat my fries with mayo. I can't help it. It's delicious. And it makes me feel so European.

Mayo is classless compared to a fine aioli.

[Mr. Dylanja]

how do you eat popcorn with mustard on it?

[Hannahrain]

Mustard isn't always a paste.

[Ardentbiscuit]

There's a deep dish pizza place up north that gives you ranch and all other kinds of sauces to smother their deep dish pizza with. It's pretty excessive.

[Geno_g]

Pizza and ranch is not excessive, it's excellent, this is a staple that should be normal...

[Mr. Dylanja]

Mustard isn't always a paste.

She said, "Yellow mustard," and I assumed paste. Isn't that generally how the paste is referred to?

[TallGuyCM]

Don't get into an argument with Hannah over words or how they're used. You will lose.

[getbetter]

Don't get into an argument with Hannah over words or how they're used. You will lose.

fact.

[Mr. Dylanja]

I try to confront Hannah whenever possible.

[shakermaker113]

I try to confront Hannah whenever possible.

masochist.

[Hannahrain]

I can't find my angry eyebrows.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

You left them at my house last night.

[Hannahrain]

Those were my chloroform recovery eyebrows.