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    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    Maybe it's being from Arizona, but I'd take the F-150 over the Ferrari any day of the week. Fast cars just go fast. Trucks can actually carry passengers and cargo.

    Similarly, gorgonzola isn't nearly as versatile. Ranch goes with everything. And rocquefort is fucking disgusting.
    Know what being able to carry passengers and cargo gets you? Helping people move.
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    I could go for having some people help me move this weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Know what being able to carry passengers and cargo gets you? Helping people move.
    Fuck that. The only things I'm helping my friends move are dead hookers.
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    ^ I would have killed for some tater tots and "franch" on sunday!

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    It's either blue cheese with wings or go fuck your mother.

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    Spicy chipotle ranch on yam fries. Bliss.
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    I composed, and then performed a song for some friends who were confused, tonight about the entire thing.


    RANCH DRESSING ON YOUR EDIBLE SHIT. RANCH DRESSING ON YOUR TITS. RANCH DRESSING ON YOUR CLIT. RANCH RANCH RANCH RANCH RANCH
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    BUTTERMILK n MAYONESIE
    Put in your pansy(?)


    So awful lol
    Last edited by getbetter; 07-29-2012 at 09:29 PM.

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    may-o-ness-ie
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    if you combine this thread with Hannah's thread things could get fun.
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    Well. This certainly explains why I woke up to a bottle of ranch dressing AND a bottle of captain morgans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    RANCH DRESSING ON YOUR EDIBLE SHIT. RANCH DRESSING ON YOUR TITS. RANCH DRESSING ON YOUR CLIT. RANCH RANCH RANCH RANCH RANCH
    I'm pretty sure these are lyrics from a Peaches song.
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    HELA372.jpg

    This shit on everything
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    I finally got around to putting ranch on my mac n cheese recently and it was awesome

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    This is why people hate America. Our overuse of Ranch dressing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I finally got around to putting ranch on my mac n cheese recently and it was awesome
    Congratulations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    This is why people hate America. Our overuse of Ranch dressing.
    More like our glutonny in general.

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    Default Re: I put Ranch on my Macaroni and Cheese

    whats wrong with ranch?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    More like our glutonny in general.
    No. Specifically Ranch.



    It's disgusting. And it's not a condiment. Fat fucks.
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    I like ranch, but I prefer BBQ sauce.
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    Get the fuck out of here you withered up pasty excuses of human beings.
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    I agree with marooko, you all are filthy humans. Ranch is one of the worst of all time things of all time.
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    Ranch flavored snack chips are alright.
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    I will rub ranch on your eyeballs if you don't get the fuck out of my thread.
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    Better than in my mouth.
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    This came up in my news feed

    Gaaawd damn it good! taquitos and buffalo ranch
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Thinking about this some more it seems quite clear to me that they are going to add Daft Punk at the very last minute; that they've planned it that way all along and the late add will be a huge publicity stunt that will benefit both GV/the Coachella brand and DP. It's been there from the beginning.. the weak Britpop headliners Friday; the rumors that DP was gonna play, that it was a done deal, then all of a sudden 'oops, no, not gonna happen'; and now the new album. It's all so obvious.

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    Today I put ranch on my corndogs
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Better than in my mouth.
    I am going to smear ranch all over your chest during some dark techno set in the Detroit rave cave.
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    ^Ah, speaking of, you're in charge of bringing that good Hidden Valley shit to heavy funk & fried chicken record club this weekend. Chest-smearing optional.
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