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    So my friend got a gift from a girl who couldn't remember his name, this is what she got him! Bahahahahaha!!!


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    Why'd she even bother getting him a gift then?
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    Could you have gotten a picture before it was used?

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    a used u cup?
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    I remember one year I got a broken used watch..... but it was a nice watch.It was digital and analog,but the digital part didn't work.
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    my wife's grandmother got me a XXL shirt last year. i'm 5'11 and 150 pounds.

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    aka a moomoo?
    LOL! <33
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    Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.

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    yeah. it came to my knees. a plain blue shirt.

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    and she also got me the same small screwdriver set that she has gotten me for the last three years.

    heh, old people...

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    I already won this. Calligraphied Apache wedding prayer. Stop biting my award.

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    I got 3 blank vcr tapes once.
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    oh, i got a russian-chinese dictionary from a friend once. i speak neither language.

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    I got a Stormtrooper room guard from my mother one year. I was 30 at the time.
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    I wrecked my car on the freeway, split open my forehead and bit my tongue in half, then was disowned by my family and kicked out of the house in 2008. I definitely won that year.
    LOL! <33
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    Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmgaretjax View Post
    my wife's grandmother got me a XXL shirt last year. i'm 5'11 and 150 pounds.
    Check your pm's for my address...

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    my grandma once gave me a gold necklace with an A on it. there is no A in any of my names.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    my grandma once gave me a gold necklace with an A on it. there is no A in any of my names.
    rather an A than a F

    if the grading system applies here
    I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...

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    My sister gave me chapstick once. And that was it. She was 13 and I was 10. We haven't spoken since.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ramblinon View Post
    My sister gave me chapstick once. And that was it. She was 13 and I was 10. We haven't spoken since.
    hahaha
    I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...

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    I got a gift from the 99 cent store once, the reason I knew is because they left the price tag on it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonofhal View Post
    I got a Stormtrooper room guard from my mother one year. I was 30 at the time.
    "best gift ever" is a different thread
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    my grandma once gave me a gold necklace with an A on it. there is no A in any of my names.
    Neither did Hester Prynne...
    02, 03, 04, 05, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12.2

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonofhal View Post
    I got a Stormtrooper room guard from my mother one year. I was 30 at the time.
    The reason this was the worst was because you didn't get her something equally awesome right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by prettydirtything View Post
    "best gift ever" is a different thread


    Neither did Hester Prynne...
    Nice AP English name-drop... :P

    Where in upstate are you from??? I grew up near Syracuse, lived in Buffalo for awhile... never again.

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    Everybody knows who Hester Prynne is and the sentence in which the namedrop was embedded makes no contextual sense and your second quote is butchered Lennon. It's Christmas. We can't try a little harder? For the children?

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    [QUOTE=Hannahrain;1944845]Everybody knows who Hester Prynne is[QUOTE]

    Unfortunately, I believe you grossly overestimate the literary knowledge of the average American. I'm pretty sure at least 3-4x more Americans could tell you the title of Sarah Palin's new book than could tell you who Hester Prynne is.

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    But you didn't acknowledge the nine other ways you're also wrong.

    I don't think that math is right. I'm an American; someone's going to have to double-check me.

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    Additionally: it won't show up as a quote unless you include the slash in the end tag.

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    FACE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Additionally: it won't show up as a quote unless you include the slash in the end tag.
    Did you notice the number of posts I have?? Cut a newbie a break, honkey. Furreal.

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    I was being helpful. Maybe get a feel for the place and the residents before you hire brass fanfare to announce your presence.

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