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    He's cheated death numerous times this year. I think he would be a great inspiration to the kids at Coachella.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    He's cheated death numerous times this year. I think he would be a great inspiration to the kids at Coachella.
    Just. Stop.
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    Cougars in bandanas and cowboy hats EVERYWHERE!!!
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    DJ set
    G-funk acquired, thank you Coachella

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    You know a festival is in the process of dying when you start to see sports jerseys there....

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    Whatev hater foggots!

    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Bret Michaels is a douche with little singing skill and the ability to attract the skankiest women ever.
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    Stagecoach or bust.
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