"one of my biggest pet peeves on message boards is when people make "the official _______ thread" when they're not official at all. i don't get why people do that."
This one is really official.
This tessa person has a bad attitude.
that broad's attitude STINKS!
I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.
And seriously, potato salad? What are you? 10?
...and all these wonderful things will add up to some powerful experience that 10 years from now you’ll say, “Wow, we LIVED!"
Tessa's piss poor attitude contributed to my drinking problem.
I have knitting needles I can stab you with.
Wow. I mean...wow. That was really mean and unneccessary. I cried for a while, then listened to some Celine Dion while looking out the window. It rained. I went outside and stood in it. I looked up at the sky as the water fell in my eyes as if to ask, "why?" Why is Andrew so mean? Then I remembered.
Andrew knows I could kick his ass in real life.
Celine Dion has her own regular show on the strip, you know.
It definitely ranks up there with the best I've seen from bbbarl.