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    This has "Thread of the Year" written all over it.

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    Oh.

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    Is this in the new Jackass movie?

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    I am looking forward to the targeted ads people who Gmail this story to each other are going to get.

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    Default Re: "Tommy Lee demands SeaWorld stop using cow vaginas to masturbate killer whales"

    Cow = female whale, by the way. They're keepin' it in the species.
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    If ya gotta be in a cage, may as well get daily handies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Cow = female whale, by the way. They're keepin' it in the species.
    I don't think Tommy grasped that part.
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    Will cow vaginas be the new fleshlight?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TallGuyCM View Post
    I don't think Tommy grasped that part.
    I would think actual orca cow vaginas would be fairly difficult to come by (pun half-intended). Not to mention that this is supposedly a repeated practice and I would assume they'd have to use fresh vaginas each time. I doubt they're hunting and killing wild orcas to masturbate this guy.

    no I would have to assume these are bovine cow cooches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TallGuyCM View Post
    I don't think Tommy grasped that part.
    "grasped". I get it.
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    Default Re: "Tommy Lee demands SeaWorld stop using cow vaginas to masturbate killer whales"

    lol I didn't even mean it that way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    I would think actual orca cow vaginas would be fairly difficult to come by (pun half-intended). Not to mention that this is supposedly a repeated practice and I would assume they'd have to use fresh vaginas each time. I doubt they're hunting and killing wild orcas to masturbate this guy.

    no I would have to assume these are bovine cow cooches.
    Unlikely as your hunting/killing scenario is they truly are whale vag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Unlikely as your hunting/killing scenario is they truly are whale vag.
    are there references for this? Are you saying they do hunt (or *gasp* scavenge) whale vaginas for this dude? or is there a frozen whale vag stockpile somewhere?

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    Default Re: "Tommy Lee demands SeaWorld stop using cow vaginas to masturbate killer whales"

    Tommy Lee fucked Pam Anderson which is the equivalent of fucking a lifeless cow vagina. Leave Shamu alone dick.
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    I'm mistaken. According to a press release they're not jerking him off with anything at all.
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    Imagination cow. Everybody gets to be right.

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    This is fucking golden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    are there references for this? Are you saying they do hunt (or *gasp* scavenge) whale vaginas for this dude? or is there a frozen whale vag stockpile somewhere?
    Dude, not to be gross but think about it. The size of an actual cow's vag wouldn't suffice for a killer whale.
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    Default Re: "Tommy Lee demands SeaWorld stop using cow vaginas to masturbate killer whales"

    Well, there would be infinite depth if there wasn't a cow attached to it.

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    I was thinking more along the lines of width.
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    Live birth.

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    Either way, I'm surprised these guys haven't spotted the uh, gap in the market yet.

    Link is all kinds of NSFW.

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    A comparison between googlings of live cow births and the video Courtney posted indicates both that this isn't as unrealistic as it sounds and that I will never sleep again.

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    In somewhat related news, Oprah Claims She's “Not a Lesbian”‎
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    Either way, I'm surprised these guys haven't spotted the uh, gap in the market yet.

    Link is all kinds of NSFW.

    And they are out of stock lol!.
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