"Tommy Lee demands SeaWorld stop using cow vaginas to masturbate killer whales"

[MissingPerson]

Yup. All of those things.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/tommy...vaginas,48809/

[bobert]

This has "Thread of the Year" written all over it.

[Hannahrain]

Oh.

[Mr. Dylanja]

Is this in the new Jackass movie?

[Hannahrain]

I am looking forward to the targeted ads people who Gmail this story to each other are going to get.

[miscorrections]

Cow = female whale, by the way. They're keepin' it in the species.

[jackstraw94086]

If ya gotta be in a cage, may as well get daily handies.

[TallGuyCM]

Cow = female whale, by the way. They're keepin' it in the species.

I don't think Tommy grasped that part.

[Alchemy]

Will cow vaginas be the new fleshlight?

[phonographer]

I am looking forward to the targeted ads people who Gmail this story to each other are going to get.

Don't forget about those who subscribe to this thread!

[jackstraw94086]

I don't think Tommy grasped that part.

I would think actual orca cow vaginas would be fairly difficult to come by (pun half-intended). Not to mention that this is supposedly a repeated practice and I would assume they'd have to use fresh vaginas each time. I doubt they're hunting and killing wild orcas to masturbate this guy.

no I would have to assume these are bovine cow cooches.

[TomAz]

[TomAz]

I don't think Tommy grasped that part.

"grasped". I get it.

[TallGuyCM]

lol I didn't even mean it that way.

[miscorrections]

I would think actual orca cow vaginas would be fairly difficult to come by (pun half-intended). Not to mention that this is supposedly a repeated practice and I would assume they'd have to use fresh vaginas each time. I doubt they're hunting and killing wild orcas to masturbate this guy.

no I would have to assume these are bovine cow cooches.

Unlikely as your hunting/killing scenario is they truly are whale vag.

[Courtney]

[jackstraw94086]

Unlikely as your hunting/killing scenario is they truly are whale vag.

are there references for this? Are you saying they do hunt (or *gasp* scavenge) whale vaginas for this dude? or is there a frozen whale vag stockpile somewhere?

[darksideofkaos.]

Tommy Lee fucked Pam Anderson which is the equivalent of fucking a lifeless cow vagina. Leave Shamu alone dick.

[miscorrections]

I'm mistaken. According to a press release they're not jerking him off with anything at all.

[Hannahrain]

Imagination cow. Everybody gets to be right.

[jackstraw94086]

This is fucking golden.

[TallGuyCM]

are there references for this? Are you saying they do hunt (or *gasp* scavenge) whale vaginas for this dude? or is there a frozen whale vag stockpile somewhere?

Dude, not to be gross but think about it. The size of an actual cow's vag wouldn't suffice for a killer whale.

[Hannahrain]

Well, there would be infinite depth if there wasn't a cow attached to it.

[TallGuyCM]

I was thinking more along the lines of width.

[Hannahrain]

Live birth.

[MissingPerson]

Either way, I'm surprised these guys haven't spotted the uh, gap in the market yet.

Link is all kinds of NSFW.

[Hannahrain]

A comparison between googlings of live cow births and the video Courtney posted indicates both that this isn't as unrealistic as it sounds and that I will never sleep again.

[PlayaDelWes]

In somewhat related news, Oprah Claims She's “Not a Lesbian”‎

[getbetter]

Either way, I'm surprised these guys haven't spotted the uh, gap in the market yet.

Link is all kinds of NSFW.

And they are out of stock lol!.

[menikmati]

Free Lolita.