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    Default Board Members' Children Homo & Hetero False Imprisonment & Sexual Assault Island

    Do I have to do everything myself? Same rules as regular homo & hetero island but you must choose board members' children, obviously. Go.

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    Default Re: Board Members' Children Homo & Hetero False Imprisonment & Sexual Assault Island

    Shut the Fuck Up Amy (in advance).

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    Do I have to do everything myself? Same rules as regular homo & hetero island but you must choose board members' children, obviously. Go.
    Well? Where's your list?

    Boris - 7/29 - The Mohawk
    NIN/Soundgarden/ - 8/14 - Austin 360
    Woods - 8/20 - Holy Mountain
    Jamie xx - 8/27 - The Mohawk
    Little Dragon - 8/31 - Moody Theater
    Ty Segall - 9/5 - The Mohawk
    Seth Troxler - 9/5 - Vulcan Gas Company
    Black Lips/King Khan & BBQ Show - 9/12 - J. Lorraine Ghost Town

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    Default Re: Board Members' Children Homo & Hetero False Imprisonment & Sexual Assault Island

    Im gunna need pics.

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    Mandatory tinychat streaming of the assault.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Default Re: Board Members' Children Homo & Hetero False Imprisonment & Sexual Assault Island

    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Default Re: Board Members' Children Homo & Hetero False Imprisonment & Sexual Assault Island

    Define "false". I mean, if they have it coming...

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$$ View Post
    Im gunna need spics.
    ...
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    sleepingrock and CSS are still underage right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Default Re: Board Members' Children Homo & Hetero False Imprisonment & Sexual Assault Island

    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    sleepingrock...still underage right?
    Not anymore. In any case, his parents aren't board members. You can't stray from the rules this early in the game.

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    Default Re: Board Members' Children Homo & Hetero False Imprisonment & Sexual Assault Island

    Do future children count? Abortions and miscarriages? Can we procreate with a board member on regular hetero island and transport the resulting offspring to false imprisonment & sexual assault island once they have ripened?

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    I fucking hate kids. Every god-damned one of 'em.

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    Your kid is first into the van.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$$ View Post
    Your kid is first into the van.
    I believe "Shagin' Wagon" is the preferred nomenclature.

    Boris - 7/29 - The Mohawk
    NIN/Soundgarden/ - 8/14 - Austin 360
    Woods - 8/20 - Holy Mountain
    Jamie xx - 8/27 - The Mohawk
    Little Dragon - 8/31 - Moody Theater
    Ty Segall - 9/5 - The Mohawk
    Seth Troxler - 9/5 - Vulcan Gas Company
    Black Lips/King Khan & BBQ Show - 9/12 - J. Lorraine Ghost Town

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    Not anymore. In any case, his parents aren't board members. You can't stray from the rules this early in the game.
    Yeah. At least wait until page 2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    Not anymore
    hes 18 now???

    NEXT
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    We get it sbessiso, you're a rapist.

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    Default Re: Board Members' Children Homo & Hetero False Imprisonment & Sexual Assault Island

    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I fucking hate kids. Every god-damned one of 'em.
    Wait, what? I thought you were a teacher.
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Never convicted.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Can't wait till Amy's girls are ripe
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    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


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    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Default Re: Board Members' Children Homo & Hetero False Imprisonment & Sexual Assault Island

    my soundsystem partner stephane locked himself in the back of a cargo van when we were loading system last thursday. made me realize how easy it'd be to kidnap someone in one of those things- the econoline vans with the metal safety wall behind the front seats. when the child lock for the passenger door is engaged, it works on the rear cargo doors too- so if you get in the back and shut the door behind you, even with the doors unlocked you can't open them. if we'd both been inside that van, well, SOMEONE's kid would have been raped.

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    Caco, 8-10 years. I'll be sure to arm them with mace and a rape horn if you're in town.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    i don't think ripe means 18

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    I guess locachica should watch her son. my claws are out
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    I guess locachica should watch her son. my claws are out
    LOL well since he is only 16 I might have to punch you next time I see you.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    only took one page for this thread to get serious.
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    16 is the perfect age
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    16 is the perfect age
    To hold hands and skip through the fields with...
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    I guess locachica should watch her son. my claws are out
    And by claws you mean erect penis, right?

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