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    Default Board Members' Children Homo & Hetero False Imprisonment & Sexual Assault Island

    Do I have to do everything myself? Same rules as regular homo & hetero island but you must choose board members' children, obviously. Go.

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    Shut the Fuck Up Amy (in advance).

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    Do I have to do everything myself? Same rules as regular homo & hetero island but you must choose board members' children, obviously. Go.
    Well? Where's your list?
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    There's an emoticon for jerking off on this forum?



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    Im gunna need pics.

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    Mandatory tinychat streaming of the assault.

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    Default Re: Board Members' Children Homo & Hetero False Imprisonment & Sexual Assault Island

    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Define "false". I mean, if they have it coming...
    The Tinychat password is coache11a

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    Share the art bus to enhance the festival... can be used as stage for band ...
    I can also come early and help set up ...
    How can you say no to this offer, Goldenvoice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$$ View Post
    Im gunna need spics.
    ...
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    sleepingrock and CSS are still underage right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    sleepingrock...still underage right?
    Not anymore. In any case, his parents aren't board members. You can't stray from the rules this early in the game.
    The Tinychat password is coache11a

    Quote Originally Posted by Shiloka View Post
    Share the art bus to enhance the festival... can be used as stage for band ...
    I can also come early and help set up ...
    How can you say no to this offer, Goldenvoice?

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    Default Re: Board Members' Children Homo & Hetero False Imprisonment & Sexual Assault Island

    Do future children count? Abortions and miscarriages? Can we procreate with a board member on regular hetero island and transport the resulting offspring to false imprisonment & sexual assault island once they have ripened?

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    Default Re: Board Members' Children Homo & Hetero False Imprisonment & Sexual Assault Island

    I fucking hate kids. Every god-damned one of 'em.

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    Your kid is first into the van.

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    Default Re: Board Members' Children Homo & Hetero False Imprisonment & Sexual Assault Island

    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$$ View Post
    Your kid is first into the van.
    I believe "Shagin' Wagon" is the preferred nomenclature.
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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    Not anymore. In any case, his parents aren't board members. You can't stray from the rules this early in the game.
    Yeah. At least wait until page 2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    Not anymore
    hes 18 now???

    NEXT
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    We get it sbessiso, you're a rapist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I fucking hate kids. Every god-damned one of 'em.
    Wait, what? I thought you were a teacher.
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Never convicted.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Can't wait till Amy's girls are ripe
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    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


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    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Default Re: Board Members' Children Homo & Hetero False Imprisonment & Sexual Assault Island

    my soundsystem partner stephane locked himself in the back of a cargo van when we were loading system last thursday. made me realize how easy it'd be to kidnap someone in one of those things- the econoline vans with the metal safety wall behind the front seats. when the child lock for the passenger door is engaged, it works on the rear cargo doors too- so if you get in the back and shut the door behind you, even with the doors unlocked you can't open them. if we'd both been inside that van, well, SOMEONE's kid would have been raped.

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    Caco, 8-10 years. I'll be sure to arm them with mace and a rape horn if you're in town.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    i don't think ripe means 18

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    I guess locachica should watch her son. my claws are out
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    I guess locachica should watch her son. my claws are out
    LOL well since he is only 16 I might have to punch you next time I see you.
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    only took one page for this thread to get serious.
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    16 is the perfect age
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    16 is the perfect age
    To hold hands and skip through the fields with...
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    I guess locachica should watch her son. my claws are out
    And by claws you mean erect penis, right?

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