Board Members' Children Homo & Hetero False Imprisonment & Sexual Assault Island

[PotVsKtl]

Do I have to do everything myself? Same rules as regular homo & hetero island but you must choose board members' children, obviously. Go.

[full on idle]

Shut the Fuck Up Amy (in advance).

[Gribbz]

Do I have to do everything myself? Same rules as regular homo & hetero island but you must choose board members' children, obviously. Go.

Well? Where's your list?

[J~$$$$]

Im gunna need pics.

[guedita]

Mandatory tinychat streaming of the assault.

[gaypalmsprings]

[M Sparks]

Define "false". I mean, if they have it coming...

[TomAz]

Im gunna need spics.

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[sbessiso]

sleepingrock and CSS are still underage right?

[M Sparks]

sleepingrock...still underage right?

Not anymore. In any case, his parents aren't board members. You can't stray from the rules this early in the game.

[SoulDischarge]

Do future children count? Abortions and miscarriages? Can we procreate with a board member on regular hetero island and transport the resulting offspring to false imprisonment & sexual assault island once they have ripened?

[algunz]

I fucking hate kids. Every god-damned one of 'em.

[J~$$$$]

Your kid is first into the van.

[Gribbz]

Your kid is first into the van.

I believe "Shagin' Wagon" is the preferred nomenclature.

[theresalwaysone]

Not anymore. In any case, his parents aren't board members. You can't stray from the rules this early in the game.

Yeah. At least wait until page 2.

[sbessiso]

Not anymore

hes 18 now???

NEXT

[PotVsKtl]

We get it sbessiso, you're a rapist.

[gaypalmsprings]

I fucking hate kids. Every god-damned one of 'em.

Wait, what? I thought you were a teacher.

[sbessiso]

Never convicted.

[caco0283]

Can't wait till Amy's girls are ripe

[frozen pilgrim]

my soundsystem partner stephane locked himself in the back of a cargo van when we were loading system last thursday. made me realize how easy it'd be to kidnap someone in one of those things- the econoline vans with the metal safety wall behind the front seats. when the child lock for the passenger door is engaged, it works on the rear cargo doors too- so if you get in the back and shut the door behind you, even with the doors unlocked you can't open them. if we'd both been inside that van, well, SOMEONE's kid would have been raped.

[amyzzz]

Caco, 8-10 years. I'll be sure to arm them with mace and a rape horn if you're in town.

[Hannahrain]

http://www.katu.com/news/national/106718843.html

[samiksha]

i don't think ripe means 18

[sbessiso]

I guess locachica should watch her son. my claws are out

[locachica73]

I guess locachica should watch her son. my claws are out

LOL well since he is only 16 I might have to punch you next time I see you.

[chairmenmeow47]

only took one page for this thread to get serious.

[sbessiso]

16 is the perfect age

[locachica73]

16 is the perfect age

To hold hands and skip through the fields with...

[JustSteve]

I guess locachica should watch her son. my claws are out

And by claws you mean erect penis, right?