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    Default Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?



    These work if you don't feel like carrying around a tub of wet ones.

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    Default Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?

    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    what kind of a man goes on message boards and asks such questions....most men, id say, are too busy to contemplate what to wipe their behinds with and settle for what ever is readily available(purchased by their wives, ect.) let alone ask music bloggers about their own preference.
    Last edited by BayAreaIsBetter; 10-23-2010 at 09:13 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BayAreaIsBetter View Post
    what kind of a man goes on message boards and asks such questions....most men, id say, are too busy to contemplate what to wipe their behinds with and settle for what ever is readily available(purchased by their wives, ect.) let alone ask music bloggers about their own preference.
    On the grand scale of level of being too busy to do things, where does trolling a thread about the above mentioned topic fall?
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    I do when it's available to me. I never did, until I heard how horrible it is to give a blowjob if the receiver has recently taken a crap. She felt so strongly on the subject that it terrified me. She was like the Susan B. Anthony of giving head. I've used moistened paper ever since, just for the ladies.
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    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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    Default Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?

    Quote Originally Posted by Suffacated View Post


    These work if you don't feel like carrying around a tub of wet ones.
    Yeah, but then you're stuck with a tub of chicken...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Still-ill View Post
    I do when it's available to me. I never did, until I heard how horrible it is to give a blowjob if the receiver has recently taken a crap. She felt so strongly on the subject that it terrified me. She was like the Susan B. Anthony of giving head. I've used moistened paper ever since, just for the ladies.
    Is there a blowjob technique that I'm unaware of?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Sense of Smell.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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    Dry wipes till white for me, daily showers keeps the area clean. Bidets are necessary but most American households do not have such a thing. Who doesn't want something warm and wet shot up their bum?








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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    On the grand scale of level of being too busy to do things, where does trolling a thread about the above mentioned topic fall?
    If you're trying to call me a hypocrite lecturer I'd say you've done a good job of it...a good job of it indeed I say.

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    I voted no, only because I tend to run out of wet before I do dry.

    Wet wipes are a must for festivals though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StegoDee View Post
    I voted no, only because I tend to run out of wet before I do dry.

    Wet wipes are a must for festivals though.
    Agreed. I need to bring a flash light for my next all day festival porta potty experience. I hate going into those at night.
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    This thread is making me sad.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    wet paper rips :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Is there a blowjob technique that I'm unaware of?

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