Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?

**DruggyFestivalGuy** · 10-22-2010, 03:05 PM

If not, you're a neanderthal.

**algunz** · 10-22-2010, 03:07 PM

But it wasn't until my daughter introduced me to wet wipes.

**DruggyFestivalGuy** · 10-22-2010, 03:09 PM

Ban whomever voted no.

**DruggyFestivalGuy** · 10-22-2010, 03:14 PM

Gunz, I had no doubt your butt would be immaculate.

**algunz** · 10-22-2010, 03:20 PM

**bobert** · 10-22-2010, 03:25 PM

This an excellent point, as clearly a double-standard exists in the mind of most people. If you had poop on any other part of your body, most hygienic people would never settle for wiping it off with a dry piece of paper. Wet-Ones ftw!!

**choice cat** · 10-22-2010, 03:45 PM

haha this is gonna be fun. moistened wiping papers are nice

**Darth_Bater** · 10-22-2010, 04:39 PM

I brough wet wipes with me for this purpose to Coach last year. I will definitely be bringing them along again this year. However, for the record, I do not use wet wipes on a daily basis. Although, now that I think about it, maybe I should...

**choice cat** · 10-22-2010, 04:56 PM

they were handing out baby wipes at the kroq tent last year too.

**Starraven** · 10-22-2010, 04:59 PM

My morning poop occurs before my morning shower. I voted no.

**gaypalmsprings** · 10-22-2010, 05:01 PM

**choice cat** · 10-22-2010, 05:01 PM

so you leave some for your wash cloth/loofah in the shower ?

**Starraven** · 10-22-2010, 05:02 PM

No I still wipe. Goddamn... lol

**Starraven** · 10-22-2010, 05:03 PM

Brings up a different question tho, do you look at your toilet paper when you wipe? I wipe till it's white!

**gaypalmsprings** · 10-22-2010, 05:06 PM

**Courtney** · 10-22-2010, 05:51 PM

Just install bidets in your bathrooms, neanderthals.

**choice cat** · 10-22-2010, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by Starraven

Brings up a different question tho, do you look at your toilet paper when you wipe? I wipe till it's white!

of course, you have to !!

what exactly is a bidet ?

**BROKENDOLL** · 10-22-2010, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by Courtney

Just install bidets in your bathrooms, neanderthals.

LOL I remember when I first joined here, Courtney was about the sweetest thing. Now she's calling out Neanderthals. The board has hardened her. It's kind of cute.

**humanoid** · 10-22-2010, 08:12 PM

it's your civic duty to call out neanderthals

**gaypalmsprings** · 10-22-2010, 09:04 PM

**Kropladop** · 10-23-2010, 01:37 PM

there should be a sometimes option, i usually just wipe til the papers white. using a wet wipe makes my ass feel like its not dry enough, even after using reg paper after the wet wipe.

**darkjustice** · 10-23-2010, 01:39 PM

sweet thread

**york707** · 10-23-2010, 02:58 PM

it depends on the poop

**BROKENDOLL** · 10-23-2010, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by york707

it depends on the poop

Exactly. I have a special crew I've hired. (They're like Ooompa-Loompas) There's the estimator who decides as to what procedure shall be used on the job. He's pretty much in charge of the paperwork. Then, I have the Poop crew, responsible for cleaning up the job site before the detailers arrive. My detailers consist of a detail person highly trained in the field of wet wipes, followed by the fluffer, just waiting to powder my behind.

**ShameintheName** · 10-23-2010, 03:42 PM

I stick some toilet paper in the sink. Rinse that shit (paper), wipe that shit (poop).

**BROKENDOLL** · 10-23-2010, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by ShameintheName

I stick some toilet paper in the sink. Rinse that shit (paper), wipe that shit (poop).

What are you saying? You shit in the sink? Ewww...

**SoulDischarge** · 10-23-2010, 05:01 PM

This thread is made up mostly of people I have on ignore. I'm doing something right.

**Boourns** · 10-23-2010, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by york707

it depends on the poop

Exactly.

It's a must for diarrhea.

**Neighborhood Creep** · 10-23-2010, 05:32 PM

in public i'll even spit on it...

**BROKENDOLL** · 10-23-2010, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by SoulDischarge

This thread is made up mostly of people I have on ignore. I'm doing something right.

So, you think your shit doesn't stink and then you take credit for a thread you didn't make? Hellooo, how's it feel sitting all alone in some dark, blank, and shitty thread, Patrick? LOL

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