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    Default Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?

    If not, you're a neanderthal.

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    Default Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?

    But it wasn't until my daughter introduced me to wet wipes.

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    Ban whomever voted no.

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    Gunz, I had no doubt your butt would be immaculate.

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    Default Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?

    This an excellent point, as clearly a double-standard exists in the mind of most people. If you had poop on any other part of your body, most hygienic people would never settle for wiping it off with a dry piece of paper. Wet-Ones ftw!!

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    Default Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?

    haha this is gonna be fun. moistened wiping papers are nice

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    I brough wet wipes with me for this purpose to Coach last year. I will definitely be bringing them along again this year. However, for the record, I do not use wet wipes on a daily basis. Although, now that I think about it, maybe I should...

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    Default Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?

    they were handing out baby wipes at the kroq tent last year too.

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    My morning poop occurs before my morning shower. I voted no.
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    Default Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?

    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Default Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?

    so you leave some for your wash cloth/loofah in the shower ?

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    No I still wipe. Goddamn... lol
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    Brings up a different question tho, do you look at your toilet paper when you wipe? I wipe till it's white!
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    Default Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?

    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Default Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?

    Just install bidets in your bathrooms, neanderthals.

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    Default Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?

    Quote Originally Posted by Starraven View Post
    Brings up a different question tho, do you look at your toilet paper when you wipe? I wipe till it's white!
    of course, you have to !!

    what exactly is a bidet ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Just install bidets in your bathrooms, neanderthals.
    LOL I remember when I first joined here, Courtney was about the sweetest thing. Now she's calling out Neanderthals. The board has hardened her. It's kind of cute.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?

    it's your civic duty to call out neanderthals
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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    there should be a sometimes option, i usually just wipe til the papers white. using a wet wipe makes my ass feel like its not dry enough, even after using reg paper after the wet wipe.
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    Default Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?

    sweet thread

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    Default Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?

    it depends on the poop
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    Default Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?

    Quote Originally Posted by york707 View Post
    it depends on the poop
    Exactly. I have a special crew I've hired. (They're like Ooompa-Loompas) There's the estimator who decides as to what procedure shall be used on the job. He's pretty much in charge of the paperwork. Then, I have the Poop crew, responsible for cleaning up the job site before the detailers arrive. My detailers consist of a detail person highly trained in the field of wet wipes, followed by the fluffer, just waiting to powder my behind.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I stick some toilet paper in the sink. Rinse that shit (paper), wipe that shit (poop).

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShameintheName View Post
    I stick some toilet paper in the sink. Rinse that shit (paper), wipe that shit (poop).
    What are you saying? You shit in the sink? Ewww...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?

    This thread is made up mostly of people I have on ignore. I'm doing something right.

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    Default Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?

    Quote Originally Posted by york707 View Post
    it depends on the poop
    Exactly.

    It's a must for diarrhea.
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    in public i'll even spit on it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    This thread is made up mostly of people I have on ignore. I'm doing something right.
    So, you think your shit doesn't stink and then you take credit for a thread you didn't make? Hellooo, how's it feel sitting all alone in some dark, blank, and shitty thread, Patrick? LOL
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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