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10-22-2010, 03:05 PM #1
Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?
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10-22-2010, 03:07 PM #2Coachella Junkie
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Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?
But it wasn't until my daughter introduced me to wet wipes.
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10-22-2010, 03:09 PM #3 Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?
Ban whomever voted no.
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10-22-2010, 03:14 PM #4 Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?
Gunz, I had no doubt your butt would be immaculate.
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10-22-2010, 03:20 PM #5Coachella Junkie
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10-22-2010, 03:25 PM #6AMBIVALENT
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This an excellent point, as clearly a double-standard exists in the mind of most people. If you had poop on any other part of your body, most hygienic people would never settle for wiping it off with a dry piece of paper. Wet-Ones ftw!!
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10-22-2010, 03:45 PM #7old school
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haha this is gonna be fun. moistened wiping papers are nice
Originally Posted by suprefan
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10-22-2010, 04:39 PM #8 Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?
I brough wet wipes with me for this purpose to Coach last year. I will definitely be bringing them along again this year. However, for the record, I do not use wet wipes on a daily basis. Although, now that I think about it, maybe I should...
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10-22-2010, 04:56 PM #9old school
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they were handing out baby wipes at the kroq tent last year too.
Originally Posted by suprefan
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10-22-2010, 04:59 PM #10 Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?
My morning poop occurs before my morning shower. I voted no.
Originally Posted by canexplain
Originally Posted by superfiction
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10-22-2010, 05:01 PM #11Old Gay Guy
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Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?
Originally Posted by ivankay
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10-22-2010, 05:01 PM #12old school
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so you leave some for your wash cloth/loofah in the shower ?
Originally Posted by suprefan
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10-22-2010, 05:02 PM #13 Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?
No I still wipe. Goddamn... lol
Originally Posted by canexplain
Originally Posted by superfiction
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10-22-2010, 05:03 PM #14 Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?
Brings up a different question tho, do you look at your toilet paper when you wipe? I wipe till it's white!
Originally Posted by canexplain
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10-22-2010, 05:06 PM #15Old Gay Guy
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Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?
Originally Posted by ivankay
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10-22-2010, 05:51 PM #16MENACING
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Just install bidets in your bathrooms, neanderthals.
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10-22-2010, 05:58 PM #17old school
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Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?
of course, you have to !! Originally Posted by Starraven
what exactly is a bidet ? Originally Posted by suprefan
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10-22-2010, 07:09 PM #18Daft Punky Junkie
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Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?
LOL I remember when I first joined here, Courtney was about the sweetest thing. Now she's calling out Neanderthals. The board has hardened her. It's kind of cute. Originally Posted by Courtney
1. Run to a nice patch of grass on the fields and lay face down.
2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.
A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.
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10-22-2010, 08:12 PM #19Coachella Junkie
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it's your civic duty to call out neanderthals
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10-22-2010, 09:04 PM #20Old Gay Guy
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Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?
Originally Posted by ivankay
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10-23-2010, 01:37 PM #21 Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?
there should be a sometimes option, i usually just wipe til the papers white. using a wet wipe makes my ass feel like its not dry enough, even after using reg paper after the wet wipe.
Originally Posted by seitron
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10-23-2010, 01:39 PM #22Member
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sweet thread
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10-23-2010, 02:58 PM #23old school
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Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?
it depends on the poop
Hunting has been part of our society since the first Europeans came over and shot buffalo and Native Americans and whatnot.
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10-23-2010, 03:38 PM #24Daft Punky Junkie
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Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?
Exactly. I have a special crew I've hired. (They're like Ooompa-Loompas) There's the estimator who decides as to what procedure shall be used on the job. He's pretty much in charge of the paperwork. Then, I have the Poop crew, responsible for cleaning up the job site before the detailers arrive. My detailers consist of a detail person highly trained in the field of wet wipes, followed by the fluffer, just waiting to powder my behind. Originally Posted by york707
1. Run to a nice patch of grass on the fields and lay face down.
2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.
A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.
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10-23-2010, 03:42 PM #25 Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?
I stick some toilet paper in the sink. Rinse that shit (paper), wipe that shit (poop).
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10-23-2010, 04:58 PM #26Daft Punky Junkie
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What are you saying? You shit in the sink? Ewww... Originally Posted by ShameintheName
1. Run to a nice patch of grass on the fields and lay face down.
2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.
A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.
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10-23-2010, 05:01 PM #27Coachella Junkie
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Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?
This thread is made up mostly of people I have on ignore. I'm doing something right.
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10-23-2010, 05:08 PM #28Coachella Junkie
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Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?
Exactly. Originally Posted by york707
It's a must for diarrhea. Originally Posted by xanman86
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10-23-2010, 05:32 PM #29Coachella Junkie
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Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?
in public i'll even spit on it...
Originally Posted by BeaverCat
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10-23-2010, 06:24 PM #30Daft Punky Junkie
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Re: Do You Use Some Form Of Moistened Paper To Wipe When You Poop?
So, you think your shit doesn't stink and then you take credit for a thread you didn't make? Hellooo, how's it feel sitting all alone in some dark, blank, and shitty thread, Patrick? LOL Originally Posted by SoulDischarge
1. Run to a nice patch of grass on the fields and lay face down.
2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.
A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.
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