Mystical Battle: Bjork vs. Karin Dreijer Andersson

[GrossMagic]

Who would win the epic battle between Bjork and Karin Dreijer Andersson?

Select a winner and post a battle description.

[beeerplease]

Equipped with tribal (and maybe sometimes violent) lazers, Karin would obviously win.

[Mr. Dylanja]

[Gribbz]

That Unicorn is a nice touch.

[rasooli]

Karin would CLOWN on Bjork.

Fuck Bjork.

[obzen]

Björk played dead behind the bushes and Karin Dreijer Andersson, wondering where is the line with unrealities decided she too just had to die. Björk, the skilled hunter, felt is was not up to her but was more than violently happy to oblige. Amid the silent shouts it was oh so quiet across the emotional landscapes of neverland. In the end, the knife was no match for the army of her and finally one day Karin's heartbeats failed to go from off to on - it only took one hit and her soul went to a hidden place in a marble house where all was full of love. The triumph of a heart was for Björk to enjoy and now the pleasure is all mine.

[rasooli]

^

well done.

[Boourns]

I am 100% convinced that Karin has superpowers, including but not limited to:

• light manipulation - obvious
• flight - how she was unaffected by the volcano (that would have been the most crushing of blows if Fever Ray had been a volcano casualty)
• telekinesis - so powerful that it can be used to control fog, while manipulating laser-strength light and singing; also could transport rest of band and all their equipment across the ocean
• immortality - those Fever Ray costumes are leftovers from her days as the leader of an ancient cult
• telepathy - knows exactly what you need to see in your minds eye during a Fever Ray set in an effort to better know yourself and the nature of existence...but only if you're worthy
• sonic scream - other-worldly plus woman equals good sonics?

[beeerplease]

Lesson learned. Don't ever greet Bjork with "Welcome to Bangkok"

[StegoDee]

I don't think Karin would actually have to do battle with Bjork. She would just mind-control her and force her to commit suicide.

[quarry.laconic]

[El.C.Dub]

Karin, because she is hotter.

[amyzzz]

[GuyInTucson]

Who would win the epic battle between Bjork and Karin Dreijer Andersson?

Select a winner and post a battle description.

You mean like an MC battle? That would be better than either of them playing their music ever again.

[GrossMagic]

[apachedino]

Why fight? I wanna collaboration......or at least they could dyke it out.

[davrone]

The tie is broken! For now...

[PrettyRagdoll]

I broke the tie. Winner? BJORK!

[PrettyRagdoll]

Björk played dead behind the bushes and Karin Dreijer Andersson, wondering where is the line with unrealities decided she too just had to die. Björk, the skilled hunter, felt is was not up to her but was more than violently happy to oblige. Amid the silent shouts it was oh so quiet across the emotional landscapes of neverland. In the end, the knife was no match for the army of her and finally one day Karin's heartbeats failed to go from off to on - it only took one hit and her soul went to a hidden place in a marble house where all was full of love. The triumph of a heart was for Björk to enjoy and now the pleasure is all mine.

Well done.

[beeerplease]

Karin will win in the end.

[getbetter]

As much as i like Karin, I think bjork can kick some major ass.

[UpAllNite]

Björk played dead behind the bushes and Karin Dreijer Andersson, wondering where is the line with unrealities decided she too just had to die. Björk, the skilled hunter, felt is was not up to her but was more than violently happy to oblige. Amid the silent shouts it was oh so quiet across the emotional landscapes of neverland. In the end, the knife was no match for the army of her and finally one day Karin's heartbeats failed to go from off to on - it only took one hit and her soul went to a hidden place in a marble house where all was full of love. The triumph of a heart was for Björk to enjoy and now the pleasure is all mine.

Nice, Bjork wins hands down

[Grant]

Bjork

[Adult Books]

Karin would own the fuck out of Bjork. Nuff said.

[IggyMeows]

Why fight against each other when they can come as one and destroy the Monsters, Beliebers, Barbz, and crash Ke$ha's Party? They can let Katy Perry live for unicorn feed.

[Aphxtwinin]

Bjork

[Justin170]

As much as I have loved BJORK for years I vote Karin!

[Mugwog]

After seeing the Knife live DVD and Karin's award acceptance, she has the powers of a level 26 Necromancer, while Bjork seems to be a fledgling level 22 Enchantress, she needs more offensive spells, rather than stuns

[Drewski27]

Björk played dead behind the bushes and Karin Dreijer Andersson, wondering where is the line with unrealities decided she too just had to die. Björk, the skilled hunter, felt is was not up to her but was more than violently happy to oblige. Amid the silent shouts it was oh so quiet across the emotional landscapes of neverland. In the end, the knife was no match for the army of her and finally one day Karin's heartbeats failed to go from off to on - it only took one hit and her soul went to a hidden place in a marble house where all was full of love. The triumph of a heart was for Björk to enjoy and now the pleasure is all mine.

Obzen is still clearly the winner.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

Björk played dead behind the bushes and Karin Dreijer Andersson, wondering where is the line with unrealities decided she too just had to die. Björk, the skilled hunter, felt is was not up to her but was more than violently happy to oblige. Amid the silent shouts it was oh so quiet across the emotional landscapes of neverland. In the end, the knife was no match for the army of her and finally one day Karin's heartbeats failed to go from off to on - it only took one hit and her soul went to a hidden place in a marble house where all was full of love. The triumph of a heart was for Björk to enjoy and now the pleasure is all mine.

how did i ever miss this?!?