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    Default Mystical Battle: Bjork vs. Karin Dreijer Andersson

    Who would win the epic battle between Bjork and Karin Dreijer Andersson?

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    Default Re: Mystical Battle: Bjork vs. Karin Dreijer Andersson

    Equipped with tribal (and maybe sometimes violent) lazers, Karin would obviously win.

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    That Unicorn is a nice touch.
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    Karin would CLOWN on Bjork.

    Fuck Bjork.

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    Björk played dead behind the bushes and Karin Dreijer Andersson, wondering where is the line with unrealities decided she too just had to die. Björk, the skilled hunter, felt is was not up to her but was more than violently happy to oblige. Amid the silent shouts it was oh so quiet across the emotional landscapes of neverland. In the end, the knife was no match for the army of her and finally one day Karin's heartbeats failed to go from off to on - it only took one hit and her soul went to a hidden place in a marble house where all was full of love. The triumph of a heart was for Björk to enjoy and now the pleasure is all mine.

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    ^

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    I am 100% convinced that Karin has superpowers, including but not limited to:
    • light manipulation - obvious
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    • immortality - those Fever Ray costumes are leftovers from her days as the leader of an ancient cult
    • telepathy - knows exactly what you need to see in your minds eye during a Fever Ray set in an effort to better know yourself and the nature of existence...but only if you're worthy
    • sonic scream - other-worldly plus woman equals good sonics?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Dylanja View Post
    Lesson learned. Don't ever greet Bjork with "Welcome to Bangkok"

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    I don't think Karin would actually have to do battle with Bjork. She would just mind-control her and force her to commit suicide.
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    Karin, because she is hotter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrossMagic View Post
    Who would win the epic battle between Bjork and Karin Dreijer Andersson?

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    You mean like an MC battle? That would be better than either of them playing their music ever again.
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    Why fight? I wanna collaboration......or at least they could dyke it out.

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    The tie is broken! For now...
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    I broke the tie. Winner? BJORK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by obzen View Post
    Björk played dead behind the bushes and Karin Dreijer Andersson, wondering where is the line with unrealities decided she too just had to die. Björk, the skilled hunter, felt is was not up to her but was more than violently happy to oblige. Amid the silent shouts it was oh so quiet across the emotional landscapes of neverland. In the end, the knife was no match for the army of her and finally one day Karin's heartbeats failed to go from off to on - it only took one hit and her soul went to a hidden place in a marble house where all was full of love. The triumph of a heart was for Björk to enjoy and now the pleasure is all mine.
    Well done.

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    Karin will win in the end.

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    As much as i like Karin, I think bjork can kick some major ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by obzen View Post
    Björk played dead behind the bushes and Karin Dreijer Andersson, wondering where is the line with unrealities decided she too just had to die. Björk, the skilled hunter, felt is was not up to her but was more than violently happy to oblige. Amid the silent shouts it was oh so quiet across the emotional landscapes of neverland. In the end, the knife was no match for the army of her and finally one day Karin's heartbeats failed to go from off to on - it only took one hit and her soul went to a hidden place in a marble house where all was full of love. The triumph of a heart was for Björk to enjoy and now the pleasure is all mine.
    Nice, Bjork wins hands down

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    Bjork
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    Karin would own the fuck out of Bjork. Nuff said.

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    Why fight against each other when they can come as one and destroy the Monsters, Beliebers, Barbz, and crash Ke$ha's Party? They can let Katy Perry live for unicorn feed.

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    Bjork

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    As much as I have loved BJORK for years I vote Karin!

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    After seeing the Knife live DVD and Karin's award acceptance, she has the powers of a level 26 Necromancer, while Bjork seems to be a fledgling level 22 Enchantress, she needs more offensive spells, rather than stuns

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    Quote Originally Posted by obzen View Post
    Björk played dead behind the bushes and Karin Dreijer Andersson, wondering where is the line with unrealities decided she too just had to die. Björk, the skilled hunter, felt is was not up to her but was more than violently happy to oblige. Amid the silent shouts it was oh so quiet across the emotional landscapes of neverland. In the end, the knife was no match for the army of her and finally one day Karin's heartbeats failed to go from off to on - it only took one hit and her soul went to a hidden place in a marble house where all was full of love. The triumph of a heart was for Björk to enjoy and now the pleasure is all mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by obzen View Post
    Björk played dead behind the bushes and Karin Dreijer Andersson, wondering where is the line with unrealities decided she too just had to die. Björk, the skilled hunter, felt is was not up to her but was more than violently happy to oblige. Amid the silent shouts it was oh so quiet across the emotional landscapes of neverland. In the end, the knife was no match for the army of her and finally one day Karin's heartbeats failed to go from off to on - it only took one hit and her soul went to a hidden place in a marble house where all was full of love. The triumph of a heart was for Björk to enjoy and now the pleasure is all mine.
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