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    How did you just out do bagman?


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    Oh wow. Hahahaha
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    that 1st video reminds me of Die Antwoord.
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    I thought this was gonna be about Gruppo Sportivo. I guess that was more late 70s/early 80s. They were great in a quirky TMBG-sorta way.

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    What is wrong with that guys teeth in the first video?

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    I watched all of these videos with much enthusiasm. it's amazing how such awful dancing is entirely universal to an entire genre
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    Awesome thread now i got some sweet moves for LCD tonight.
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    This is our nation's greatest thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Awesome thread now i got some sweet moves for LCD tonight.
    i especially recommend the dance moves of Sir Dow Jones
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    The answer is pretty clearly "no".


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    I'd actually contend the first video is a pretty decent track if you take out the vocals and close your eyes. And HB is right, donk is far worse.

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    I think dancing like b-art would be the easiest.
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    And that Dow Jones beat sounds mighty familiar . . .


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    wow, i was happily unaware of this "donk" until now. that song is horrible.
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    Oh sweet innocent Drinkey.
    You havent seen anything, til youve seen

    THE DONKUMENTARY!

    http://www.vbs.tv/watch/music-world/donk
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    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
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    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

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    Srsly, Donk is like the most provincial "scene" in the world.
    It is absolutely huge, but in one and only one place.
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    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
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    That donkumentary was fucking unwatchable

    Also, The entirety of Confetti's "C Day" needs to be in here. I am seriously fucking fascinating by this New beat style of dancing.


    EDIT: it didn't occur to me this band had mulitple songs that were C-named. THIS is the song from that mini-doc


    "C Day" is pretty incredible as well though. Holy shit.
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    All of these videos are like watching performances at localized talent shows
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    The nfunny thing about a lot of these songs is how EBM-related the music is, as Patrick was getting to, but the vocals and the imagery surrounding all of it so fucking ridiculous. the music in "The Sound of C" is actually fucking awesome and would fit right in with Front By Front and the like, but then everything goes all to hell
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    Quote Originally Posted by ficklecycle View Post
    What is wrong with that guys teeth in the first video?
    It looked like he has a tooth right in the middle of his front teeth. Hard to tell with the shitty quality.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    And that Dow Jones beat sounds mighty familiar . . .
    Yeah, I thought I had already heard the song before. I had. Just in a different key.
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    wow, just wow.

    the strange thing is that all/most of these have decent production values. like the gold records on the wall for the donk. impressive.

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    This is not a new style of music.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    That donkumentary was fucking unwatchable

    Also, The entirety of Confetti's "C Day" needs to be in here. I am seriously fucking fascinating by this New beat style of dancing.
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    I am also thoroughly confused by his costume choice hahaha

    EDIT: OMG THAT VCR COLLECTION VIDEO BAHAHAHAHAHA
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    This thread is underrated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Youtube Visitor
    Marc Grouls is absolutely correct at the end of this video! The anti-New Beat-comments of those days were cheap. You have to be a true musician in order to create a fine New Beat track.

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