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    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.

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    Is that some sort of homo-sexual slang?
    silly boy. it was an actual color until deemed too offensive or something
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    Dude.
    Sinister Sam is gonna be piiiiiiiissed

    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

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    perriwinkle. the gayest of the crayons.

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    I used to leave crayon pieces outside on a white piece of paper in the summer Arizona sun; it would make works of art for me.
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    I used to eat crayons when I was a wee girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by imma swingset View Post
    are you trying to say i smoke weed a lot? y/n

    i hang out with my wife a lot more than yellow busses but if it's a weed euphemism then we hang out with little yellow busses together.

    unless Little Yellow Busses is a username here that i don't know of .

    either way idrc tbh
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixiessp View Post
    I used to eat crayons when I was a wee girl.
    I tried that also, but they weren't as good as the school paste, so I stuck with that...wait. Stuck with that. Get it?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    My dog eats crayons and has colored poo.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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    I can't stop laughing.
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    Dude.
    Sinister Sam is gonna be piiiiiiiissed

    Sinister Sam has Rowlf's voice!

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    I remember there would always be ONE kid in elementary class that would have one of these in his desk:



    And he would never let anybody borrow one.
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    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Bernard, the hawk please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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    While you were eating crayons I was sniffing scented Crayola markers.

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    I was washing them down with vodka.
    Quote Originally Posted by insbordnat View Post
    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shoegazer76 View Post
    While you were eating crayons I was sniffing scented Crayola markers.
    I have some of those now. How many would you recommend I put up my nose for the first time?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I have some of those now. How many would you recommend I put up my nose for the first time?
    Depends on how colorful you wanna feel. Never mix and match while sniffing. Cocktailing Crayola could create some funky smells. I thought they stopped making the scented markers long ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shoegazer76 View Post
    Depends on how colorful you wanna feel. Never mix and match while sniffing. Cocktailing Crayola could create some funky smells. I thought they stopped making the scented markers long ago.
    Well, as you know, I'm fairly colorful to begin with...sometimes off-color as they say. I'm pretty much shootin' for a neon, glow in the dark effect, and since I've been known to expose my nasal passages to some extreme stuff in the past, I figure nothing can possibly hurt it now... The funky smell deal has me quite hesitant though...It's one thing to be able to glow like a beacon,but a whole other thing to smell like shit, know what I mean?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    time to color
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    .. -\ <,
    ..(_)/(_)

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    Whatever happened to our message board coloring book?

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    “You start with this, Mijo, then we get you a spray can of paint when you turn eleven”

    *there are plans, but they have no dates*

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    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.

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    YES
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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