Sinister Sam is gonna be piiiiiiiissed
"All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."
— Faxman75, who has clearly had enough
perriwinkle. the gayest of the crayons.
Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
I remember there would always be ONE kid in elementary class that would have one of these in his desk:
And he would never let anybody borrow one.
Bernard, the hawk please.
While you were eating crayons I was sniffing scented Crayola markers.
time to color
.. -\ <,
Whatever happened to our message board coloring book?
“You start with this, Mijo, then we get you a spray can of paint when you turn eleven”
*there are plans, but they have no dates*