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    Default i have a box of crayons

    they sit on my nightstand.

    i don't use them,

    their aesthetic presence is enough.

    something about all those colors lined up.

    i am sad tonight, coachella message board.
    Last edited by imma swingset; 09-26-2010 at 11:20 PM.

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    Are you Connor Oberst?
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    Crayons all look different, but they smell the same.
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    Default Re: i have a box of crayons

    My favorite Crayola color is Inchworm, then Granny Smith Apple.

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    i like coloring whole pages with crayon and then scratching bits off with a penny








    i'm not conor oberst but somebody here probably is

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    Quote Originally Posted by imma swingset View Post
    i'm not conor oberst but somebody here probably is
    The horror.
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    Has Pitchfork revealed it's top 200 covers by Arcade Fire yet?

    Woods - 8/20 - Holy Mountain
    Jamie xx - 8/27 - The Mohawk
    Little Dragon - 8/31 - Moody Theater
    Ty Segall - 9/5 - The Mohawk
    Seth Troxler - 9/5 - Vulcan Gas Company
    Black Lips/King Khan & BBQ Show - 9/12 - J. Lorraine Ghost Town
    DJ Shadow/Cut Chemist - 9/18 - Moody Theater

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    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    My favorite Crayola color is Inchworm, then Granny Smith Apple.

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    I bet Imma Swingset hangs out with the Little Yellow Bus...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    are you trying to say i smoke weed a lot? y/n

    i hang out with my wife a lot more than yellow busses but if it's a weed euphemism then we hang out with little yellow busses together.

    unless Little Yellow Busses is a username here that i don't know of .

    either way idrc tbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by imma swingset View Post
    are you trying to say i smoke weed a lot? y/n

    i hang out with my wife a lot more than yellow busses but if it's a weed euphemism then we hang out with little yellow busses together.

    unless Little Yellow Busses is a username here that i don't know of .

    either way idrc tbh
    No, of course not. Now I'm more concerned whether I just smoked too much weed, that's all. And IDRC WON UWTBH...I do ride the little yellow bus.Wanna buy some crayons?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imma swingset View Post
    This is the strangest response. Good show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Wanna buy some crayons?
    i have crayons already, you have not been paying attention.

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    I am listening to ELO and looking for my crayons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    This is the strangest response. Good show.
    your post made me stifle a laugh when read in the cptn's voice.

    my favorite color is inchworm! i will buy a hovercraft!

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    A bold new voice in internet message boardom emerges.

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    i might stay if i could change my user-title.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Gribble View Post
    Are you Connor Oberst?
    I chuckled, and then I snorted, then I chortled.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I liked the weird old crayon colour names. Raw Umber and whatever.

    They have boring names now.

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    I don't have a red crayon.. I ate it.



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    I remember Burnt Siena. I never used that crayon. It was evil.

    Also am not sure if it's Siena or Sienna. I opted for Siena because that is the name of a College Bball team and I am sooo ready for the season to start.
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    I can still remember when Crayola held that contest to name the new 16 colors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    I liked the weird old crayon colour names. Raw Umber and whatever.

    They have boring names now.
    My umber still burns raw for you, if that's any consolation.

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    Flesh.



    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I've always wanted to get a job naming crayons and paint colors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by I.F.A. View Post
    I've always wanted to get a job naming crayons and paint colors.
    You're hired. Give us some names.
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    Quote Originally Posted by imma swingset View Post
    they sit on my nightstand.

    i don't use them,

    their aesthetic presence is enough.

    something about all those colors lined up.

    i am sad tonight, coachella message board.
    obviously an alias. i mean, crayons would melt on a swingset & i've never seen a swingset utilize a nightstand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Is that some sort of homo-sexual slang?
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    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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