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    Default Pumpkin Mutilation and Illumination Contest 2013!!!

    So this is gonna happen people. Pick yourself some unsuspecting seasonal gourd and for the fuck of it slice, gouge, carve, and illuminate the hell out of your deed.

    Post pictures with proof of death here in this thread. Proof of death must include a special message to the board with your screen name included.

    DEADline for entry is Midnight, CST November 1st 2013

    A pole may or may not happen to decide the winners.

    The awards for Best Overall™, Most Creative use of a Live animal™, and Least Effort™ will all receive prizes for their entries. All prizes will come from my own collection of things I no longer use and am willing to ship cross country.

    Potential prizes with the story of it's acquisition and subsequent storage will be posted as I clean out my junk room during the month

    K go!
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    I missed this. I hope people enter!
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    Why are you going to bring in a polish person to decide the winner? I'm confused.
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    LULZ
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    (Damn, Tom beat me to it.)

    I'm in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dj12inches View Post
    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Show off

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    Ahahahaha!!! Fucking retards. Cut some gourds or the pole gets it. Prize pictures will be forthcoming.
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    for Gunz.

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    Now I remember. This turned into the pole vs poll thread.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Thank you.

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    Default Re: Pumpkin Mutilation and Illumination Contest 2013!!!

    Are we going to need to put something in the picture to prove that it's ours? In the past, it was salt/pepper shakers. Is that still the plan?

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    Some of Tom's finest work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Are we going to need to put something in the picture to prove that it's ours? In the past, it was salt/pepper shakers. Is that still the plan?
    How would salt and pepper prove anything? Explain please.

    Ok I'm closing in on this concept now that I've had a moment to consider, but how about a photo with your screen name on the pumpkin? Why involve condiments?
    Last edited by ThatGirl; 10-28-2013 at 09:18 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    So it's not some random picture off the Internet.

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    Shows that it's not just some picture you found on the internet. You could still find a ringer.

    Do they have pumpkins in Canada? Or is it too cold?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Shows that it's not just some picture you found on the internet. You could still find a ringer.

    Do they have pumpkins in Canada? Or is it too cold?
    My friend's pumpkin patch on her farm had a dandy yield this year in fact. I just figured if you put your screen name in the picture that shoulda been enough.
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Default Re: Pumpkin Mutilation and Illumination Contest 2013!!!

    Screen name is fine, but it'd have to be written on a piece of paper or something. Anything to prove it's not photoshopped.

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    Dandy Yield is a terrible band name
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    No comparison to Scrotum Woes.
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    The Dandy Yields

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Are we going to need to put something in the picture to prove that it's ours? In the past, it was salt/pepper shakers. Is that still the plan?
    Goddammit, algunz....

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    Post pictures with proof of death here in this thread. Proof of death must include a special message to the board with your screen name included.

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    That could be fucking text added to the picture. That's rather unclear. Goddammit, Tommy.

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    About as clear as STFU gunz. Examples are forthcoming. Now get to pumpkin killing!
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    I've never heard of that saying "proof of death" before, used in that way. Why not just say proof? It was confusing.
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