THE POLICE WILL BE PLAYING COACHELLA 2007. I CAN 100% guarentee it!!

[GAMBLAHOLIC]

omg please stfu. you're giving us other aggies a bad name.

[captncrzy]

alright, alright, its true, I'm a 21 year old UC Davis Econ undergrad. The only reason I made these statements was to create a ruckus on this site, and as I can see I accomplished my goals. hahaha, and btw, Oakland Raiders for life!!!!!

Wow, you got us Captain Chaos! I mean, wow, you got us Butters! Go take off your tin foil now.

[GAMBLAHOLIC]

alright, alright, its true, I'm a 21 year old UC Davis Econ undergrad. The only reason I made these statements was to create a ruckus on this site, and as I can see I accomplished my goals. hahaha, and btw, Oakland Raiders for life!!!!!

when i went to davis all i did was drink, party and pretty much get fucked up 5 days a week. and i still graduated in 5 years. and dont laugh you assholes cuz 5 years isn't bad when you never go to class. looks like you get your kicks being on message boards and prob looking a gay porn.

[benrez]

didn't realize what i was missing. this stuff's better than mexican soap operas. poor guy...someone check the obituaries.

[tklint24]

WE'RE HERE BECAUSE
WE'RE HERE BECAUSE
WE ARE HERE (pete's part)
BECAUSE WE'RE HERE

WE'RE HERE BECAUSE
WE'RE HERE BECAUSE
WE ARE HERE (pete's part)
BECAUSE WE'RE HERE

[DuctTapedGerbil]

Hey tklint, are you part of the Ghetto Revival?

[JustSteve]

Straight up King of tha Burbs!

i'm ashamed of myself, i go now...

[tklint24]

There was an old man named Michael Finnigan,
He grew whiskers on his Chinnigan (sang in a silly voice),
They grew back(don't pronouce it), and then grew in again,
poor ol Michael Finniganananan,

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
no, no, no, no, no
yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
yes.

[KenMixtape]

alright, alright, its true, I'm a 21 year old UC Davis Econ undergrad. The only reason I made these statements was to create a ruckus on this site, and as I can see I accomplished my goals. hahaha, and btw, Oakland Raiders for life!!!!!

Wow, you managed to make yourself look like a complete twat and not a single person believed you in the first place. Well done.

[mwoodlee]

Hallelujah Holla Back!

[rebel86]

I am in the music business and I have first hand knowledge that The Police WILL be there on Friday, headlining that day over Bjork. Its going to become official in about three to four weeks. THIS IS NOT A RUMOR ANYMORE, ITS A FACT!!!. This will be biggest add on for this year's festival. I was getting tired of hearing everyone bickering about this issue.....THEY WILL BE THERE!.

I could care less to see The Police, I paid for Bjork- i want to see HER

[tklint24]

fuck bjork, go Oakland Raiders, Rage against the Machine, and underground hiphop.

[braxtron]

You give Rage fans a bad name. Chill.

[darthlaker]

The only police that will be playing is the indio police !!!!

[suprefan]

fuck bjork, go Oakland Raiders, Rage against the Machine, and underground hiphop.

You probably live in Hayward or something right? Yeah go Raiders.

[Ardentbiscuit]

That just gave me an idea, members from others bands should do a "Super Jam" like at Bonnaroo and form a band called, "The Indio Police" and do only police covers...

Maybe it could feature members of Inerpol and Tokyo Police Club to make it even more meaningful..

Okay, bad idea, nevermind...

[tklint24]

No, I'm from Marin County which is on the other side of the Golden Gate Bridge. I give a bad name for Rage fans?? Fuck that shit. I give a GOOD name for Rage and Oakland Raider fans.

[suprefan]

Yeah right, well being form the North Bay or even Davis for that matter screws your cred.

[captncrzy]

Don't mess with Raiders fans...it's not nice to pick on retards.

[McFearless]

You probably live in Hayward or something right? Yeah go Raiders.

Shit! I live in Hayward! haha.

I am more fuckin hip hop that that peice of shit.

Common kid, you wanna battle?

Uh, and I don't really care for the Raiders. Or football.

[Dirtbag Magee]

fuck bjork, go Oakland Raiders, Rage against the Machine, and underground hiphop.

Can i hit you... not hard just a quick punch to the balls. Please never again asociate yourself with davis or any where within a 100 miles for that matter. You were most likly a worthless frat boy who had to buy his friends or a dweeb who played to much dance dance.

Id like to take a time out and please let all here know davis is a cool place if you know where to hang. this fucktard can burn in hell. I hope he gets kicked out of the festival and his girlfriend cheats on him with a big black guy.

[joppy-slow]

Us: What are the chances of the police playing Coachella?
PF: Well, that's pretty difficult to say.
US: Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see the Police play. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
PF: Not good.
US: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
PF: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
US: So you're telling me there's a chance!!!!!

[tklint24]

Underwear song:

Alex wears UNDERWEAR
Peter wears BOXERS
Kenny wears BOXERS
Nicky wears NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ian wears CHEVY HATS
Todd wears DEFLATED BASKETBALL
Matt wears PANTY HOSE
Andrew wears HIS MOM'S HAIR
Kyle wears CHONUMEH SMILEY'S PUBIC HAIR
Scott wears DOG PUSSIES
Pete wears SAILBOATS

"clap clap clap"
"clap clap"
"clap clap"
"clap clap clap"
"clap clap clap"
"clap clap"
"clap clap"
"clap clap clap"

[DaKINe]

A.D.D.
A.D.D.
A.D.D.
A.D.D.
A.D.D.
A.D.D.
hEY NUMB NUTS...DON'T FORGET YOUR PAXIL...

It had to be a raiders fan....sad..so..sad!

[JClemy]

alright, alright, its true, I'm a 21 year old UC Davis Econ undergrad. The only reason I made these statements was to create a ruckus on this site, and as I can see I accomplished my goals. hahaha, and btw, Oakland Raiders for life!!!!!

I think the raiders part is the most embarrassing thing. I'd say take his balls but he suffers enough.

[MannyMacabre]

excuse me?? I'm from Chicago, I don't know where you got that from.

haha people from chicago know it all.

[tklint24]

EARTH MY BODY
WATER MY BLOOD
AIR MY BREATH
AND FIRE MY SPIRIT

[Wheres the beef?]

Davis = Farming
Chico = Partying

'nuff said

[Fordication]

I got arrested at Coachella last year. Does that count?

[tklint24]

Your more hip hop than me...hahaha? I bet i know more about hip hop than any one of you fudgepackers. I guess I should first display my personal knowledge to backup myself up:....MF Doom, Del the funky Homosapien, NAS, Gza Genius, and Rakim are the greatest rapper ever. GZA Genius's Liquid Swords, Raekwon's Cuban Linx, Jeru the Damajas 'The Sun rises from the East', and Pete Rock's "Mecca and the Soul Brother" are the greatest albums of all time. Greatest songs include "Silly Puddy" by Zion I and the Grouch, "Oakland Blackouts" by Hieroglyphics, "Tearz" by Wu Tang, "Red and Gold" by MF Doom, "93 til infinity) by Souls of Mischief, "Nothing but a G Thang" by Dr.Dre, and "wanna be a balla" by Lil Troy. I could go on for hours, i know more about hip hop than any one of you ****** ass bitches. You guys ALL take shit way to seriously. Its funny how someone can "fool around" on this site, and everyone starts crying about it. As my great friend and fellow comrade Scott Moller from UC Davis has repeatedly said "Coachella's music is top of the line...but all the people that go to the event sucks". hahahaha, it makes me laugh how much of an uproar I've created out of nothing.