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    Default The US Open - Tennis, New York City and Lil Wayne

    Yes, Lil Wayne is a big enough tennis fan that he wrote the following for Sports Illustrated from his cell at Riker's Island in anticipation of the start of the US Open...



    Anyone else stoked for US Open action? Any of my fellow forum members from the area planning on heading out to Queens to catch any of it live?
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    well hello my fancy pants.

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    Default Re: The US Open - Tennis, New York City and Lil Wayne

    Fuck yeah, prison letters!!

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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Default Re: The US Open - Tennis, New York City and Lil Wayne

    They both have really girly handwriting
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    Default Re: The US Open - Tennis, New York City and Lil Wayne

    Who's the second one from?

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    Default Re: The US Open - Tennis, New York City and Lil Wayne

    I don't know, but that letter is serious business.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    there is no Federal Reserve? damn. I didn't know that.
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    is TomAz allowed to talk to people that way around here?

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    Roger Federer had a fuckin crazy between the legs shot again, shit was almost too late and ended up just being an amazing shot.

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    OMG! Did you guys see the distraction that was Vanessa Williams' dress? Who could even watch the game with such a distracting pink dress? Sheesh.
    Last edited by marooko; 09-06-2010 at 08:14 PM.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Default Re: The US Open - Tennis, New York City and Lil Wayne

    ...those crazy Williams sisters

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    She's worn things that were much more distracting for me. Like the lingerie she wore last year.

    Last edited by algunz; 09-06-2010 at 09:44 PM.

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    Default Re: The US Open - Tennis, New York City and Lil Wayne

    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    Vanessa Williams
    really?

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    I really thought he meant Vanessa and was trying to be witty.

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    Default Re: The US Open - Tennis, New York City and Lil Wayne

    At least someone gives me some fucking credit.
    Last edited by marooko; 09-06-2010 at 10:04 PM.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    really?
    I still stand by this.

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    Default Re: The US Open - Tennis, New York City and Lil Wayne

    I love Tennis.

    Friday Lou Reed, Modest Mouse,Beach House,Infected Mushroom, Johnny Marr,Wolfgang Gartner, Four Tet, TNGT, Earl Sweatshirt, Lee Scratch Perry, Dam Funk


    Saturday
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    Default Re: The US Open - Tennis, New York City and Lil Wayne

    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    She's worn things that were much more distracting for me. Like the lingerie she wore last year.


    cross dressing tennis stars...hot
    '99-'11...

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    Default Re: The US Open - Tennis, New York City and Lil Wayne

    beat off to Sharapova's heavy grunting
    *there are plans, but they have no dates*

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