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  1. 08-29-2010, 05:44 PM #1
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    Default The Thread In Which Black Board Members Explain Elements of Black Culture

    1) The Success of Tyler Perry.


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    hahahahaha. WTF?
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    Default Re: The Thread In Which Black Board Members Explain Elements of Black Culture

    I don't think the appeal of fried chicken needs any explaining.
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    Default Re: The Thread In Which Black Board Members Explain Elements of Black Culture

    Not at all.

    What inspired this?
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Default Re: The Thread In Which Black Board Members Explain Elements of Black Culture

    Madeas Family Reunion and Diary Of A Mad Black Woman bring the lulz!
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    Default Re: The Thread In Which Black Board Members Explain Elements of Black Culture

    I'm not into Tyler Perry's stuff.

    Anything Eddie Murphy did in the 80's is worth watching, I also enjoy Richard Pryor and of course Paul Mooney - mothafucka is funneh.

    Eddie Griffin has the funny as well.
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    Default Re: The Thread In Which Black Board Members Explain Elements of Black Culture

    I have a fascination for the Civil Rights movement of the 60's.

    Bull Connor can kiss my ass.
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    Default Re: The Thread In Which Black Board Members Explain Elements of Black Culture


    DEMF
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    Default Re: The Thread In Which Black Board Members Explain Elements of Black Culture

    i'd rather hear an explanation for why those that asshole won't do another record with gil

    also gil's best is pieces of a man
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  10. 08-30-2010, 12:03 PM #10
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    Default Re: The Thread In Which Black Board Members Explain Elements of Black Culture

    wait, there are black people on this message board?
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    Default Re: The Thread In Which Black Board Members Explain Elements of Black Culture

    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    wait, there are black people on this message board?
    Don't we mean "African Americans"?
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Default Re: The Thread In Which Black Board Members Explain Elements of Black Culture

    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    Don't we mean "African Americans"?
    I would assume so, otherwise please use The Black Thread.
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    That's just offensive. I'm offended by that thread and this thread, for all black..I mean, African Americans, that can't afford the interwebz and come and defend themselves.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Default Re: The Thread In Which Black Board Members Explain Elements of Black Culture

    Still boring.
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    The success of Tyler Perry can best be explained by relating it to the success of BET: Both cater to the most ignorant and retarded of black people.

    I hope Tyler Perry dies.
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    Default Re: The Thread In Which Black Board Members Explain Elements of Black Culture

    Quote Originally Posted by frazzles View Post
    The success of Tyler Perry can best be explained by relating it to the success of BET: Both cater to the most ignorant and retarded of black people. .
    So he's kinda like this guy:

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    Default Re: The Thread In Which Black Board Members Explain Elements of Black Culture

    This thread is super edgy because it just doesn't give a fuck.
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    Default Re: The Thread In Which Black Board Members Explain Elements of Black Culture

    Sure, I guess.

    Tyler Perry is our Larry the Cable Guy. Except in drag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by frazzles View Post
    The success of Tyler Perry can best be explained by relating it to the success of BET: Both cater to the most ignorant and retarded of black people.

    I hope Tyler Perry dies.
    I'd argue everything that's a hot seller is targeted to this kind of person. Regardless of skin color.

    It's kinda sad.
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    *ahem*

    BTW: you know that BET is owned by Viacom, right?
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    Default Re: The Thread In Which Black Board Members Explain Elements of Black Culture

    watchin this later:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0395644/

    *there are plans, but they have no dates*
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    Default Re: The Thread In Which Black Board Members Explain Elements of Black Culture

    Women be different from men.
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