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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    we should just start calling these threads "which board member hasn't been laid recently"
    If that were the case I should have made this thread a while back.
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    fuck...Aishwarya Rai
    Marry Helen Of Troy
    kill Barb Bush


    The three ugly Step sisters
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

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    hawkingvsreeve
    malcolmjamalawesome
    faxman75

    Go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
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    too easy.
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    You're doing it wrong. You need to have three disgusting people so the person who votes has to fuck and marry someone they don't want to fuck or marry. Come on buddy, try again but so this isn't a waste.

    I would fuck MJA because he's a party
    Marry Brandon because he's always well groomed and seemingly very responsible.
    Then I would kill myself to save Brandon the trouble.

    Alright,
    Courtney
    Guedita
    Feather

    go...
    Last edited by faxman75; 08-12-2010 at 02:59 PM.

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    Or, three hot people so the person has to kill one he/she doesn't want to.
    12/22 - Beachwood Sparks, et al - Echoplex
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    I finally made it through a listen of Sun Kil Moon - Benji and had put it on maybe 4 times til I could finally feel mentally like, "just fuck it just let this guy blabber on" while I'm doing paperwork .
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    Oh no, psychic trauma.

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    For these hypothetical purposes, it seems somehow more disgusting to fuck someone you don't want to fuck than to kill someone you don't want to kill for some reason.
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    My lists always go from A to Z.

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    wtf is this shit
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    i think i would rather suck AIDZ out of gary colemans nutt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    You're doing it wrong. You need to have three disgusting people so the person who votes has to fuck and marry someone they don't want to fuck or marry. Come on buddy, try again but so this isn't a waste.

    I would fuck MJA because he's a party
    Marry Brandon because he's always well groomed and seemingly very responsible.
    Then I would kill myself to save Brandon the trouble.

    Alright,
    Courtney
    Guedita
    Feather

    go...
    What you're saying here is that all 3 of us are disgusting people. Thank you.
    Last edited by guedita; 08-12-2010 at 03:40 PM.

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    Well done, faxy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    What you're saying here is that all 3 of us are disgusting people. Thank you.

    NO
    The first post said:

    Scarlett Johannson. Anne Hathaway. Keri Russell


    If they are all disgusting, I am going with disgusting women .....
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    I'm thinking he edited after tallguy's post.

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    1. Most of you.
    2. The richest of you.
    3. Same as #2, but only after marriage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    What you're saying here is that all 3 of us are disgusting people. Thank you.
    I did in fact edit after TallGuy posted. You're welcome. Sorry it wasn't clear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    BROKENDOLL, Suffacated, The Crypt Keeper.
    Right, so who are the other two in this scenario?
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.

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    Nice.

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    Oh, in that case, I'm flattered. And should be killed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    No doubt that one of these deprived souls is gonna want to fuck it.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Fuck . . . each and every one of you slowly but fantastically
    Marry . . . already done
    Kill . . . all those fucktards that cluttered my polo fields

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    For these hypothetical purposes, it seems somehow more disgusting to fuck someone you don't want to fuck than to kill someone you don't want to kill for some reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TallGuyCM View Post
    Or, three hot people so the person has to kill one he/she doesn't want to.
    you fucking dumb bag of shit. the point of the game is not to choose three really attractive people so everyone gets to make the tough decision of which one out of three people you already want to fuck would you have to kill. the point of the game is to make you choose between three options the audience isn't supported to want to fuck or marry. jesus fucking christ, how is that not obvious?

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    HAHAHAHAHA!!!


    You dickface.

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    its really a lesser of three evils game.

    for example:



    Meow.Meow..Meow...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trashcan_alligator View Post
    you fucking dumb bag of shit. the point of the game is not to choose three really attractive people so everyone gets to make the tough decision of which one out of three people you already want to fuck would you have to kill. the point of the game is to make you choose between three options the audience isn't supported to want to fuck or marry. jesus fucking christ, how is that not obvious?
    You're right. I just realized how this game is supposed to work. I'll even add in another person to make it interesting, now that I get it.

    So:

    thelastgreatman
    Monklish
    RotationSlimWang
    Trashcan alligator

    Go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    I finally made it through a listen of Sun Kil Moon - Benji and had put it on maybe 4 times til I could finally feel mentally like, "just fuck it just let this guy blabber on" while I'm doing paperwork .
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    Fuck RotationSlimWang in his avatar's big open mouth.
    Marry Monklish for his hat and inside info.
    Kill Trashcan Alligator, because he's the only one still alive.

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    How about..
    Mau5 boyz
    Drunkoffbreastmilk
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    Quote Originally Posted by TallGuyCM View Post
    You all know the game. Three women or three men. Out of the three, who would you fuck, who would you marry, and who would you kill.

    And when you answer, please list another three so that the game continues.

    So...

    Scarlett Johannson. Anne Hathaway. Keri Russell.

    Go.
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