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    You all know the game. Three women or three men. Out of the three, who would you fuck, who would you marry, and who would you kill.

    And when you answer, please list another three so that the game continues.

    So...

    Scarlett Johannson. Anne Hathaway. Keri Russell.

    Go.
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    KEEEEWWWWWLLLLL

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    I wanna marry you, J.

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    First I would marry TallGuy, then I would kill him, then I would fuck him like a jailhouse bitch
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


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    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by caco0283 View Post
    First I would marry TallGuy, then I would kill him, then I would fuck him like a jailhouse bitch
    And i would videotape all of it, while masturbating.
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    Marry J $, Fuck Ronnie, get a time machine and abort Tallguy
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Yeah this would be a lot more fun with board members. Sort of an expanded homo/hetero island.
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    Giant. Fucking. Bjork. Buttons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by caco0283 View Post
    First I would marry TallGuy, then I would kill him, then I would fuck him like a jailhouse bitch
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    And i would videotape all of it, while masturbating.
    You two just made my fuckin day. Thank you.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    You guys are dicks.

    F Scarlett
    M Keri
    K Anne

    But really f all three of them.

    Brad Pitt, Kathy Bates, Paul Rudd.
    Ron Paul 2012!

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    I'd marry Paul Rudd. Love that guy.
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    Oh you guys.

    Fuck Kathy Bates, marry Paul Rudd, kill Brad Pitt.

    Rob Schneider, Kevin James, Steve Buscemi.
    9/05 - The Rentals - Fonda (?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    I finally made it through a listen of Sun Kil Moon - Benji and had put it on maybe 4 times til I could finally feel mentally like, "just fuck it just let this guy blabber on" while I'm doing paperwork .
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    Fuck Rob
    Marry Kevin
    Kill Steve
    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt
    I know it's hard, but try not to turn into GPS. It is just unfortunate for us all.

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    Id fuck Paul Rudds dead body.

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    we should just start calling these threads "which board member hasn't been laid recently"
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    Paul Rudd
    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt
    I know it's hard, but try not to turn into GPS. It is just unfortunate for us all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    we should just start calling these threads "which board member hasn't been laid recently"
    You are becoming my favorite board member, ivy.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterGather View Post
    Fuck Rob
    Marry Kevin
    Kill Steve
    Are you aware that Rob can fuck for hours? Seriously. Don't ask me how I know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    we should just start calling these threads "which board member hasn't been laid recently"
    LOL
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    we should just start calling these threads "which board member hasn't been laid recently"
    Is that a cut?
    9/05 - The Rentals - Fonda (?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    I finally made it through a listen of Sun Kil Moon - Benji and had put it on maybe 4 times til I could finally feel mentally like, "just fuck it just let this guy blabber on" while I'm doing paperwork .
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    It's experienced talk.


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    BROKENDOLL, Suffacated, The Crypt Keeper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    It's experienced talk.

    I don't see the correlation. (And, fwiw it's not true )
    9/05 - The Rentals - Fonda (?)
    9/11 - Swans - Roxy
    9/13 - Owen Pallett - El Rey (?)
    9/17 - Buzzcocks - Fonda (?)
    9/20 - Crosby, Stills & Nash - Santa Barbara Bowl


    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    I finally made it through a listen of Sun Kil Moon - Benji and had put it on maybe 4 times til I could finally feel mentally like, "just fuck it just let this guy blabber on" while I'm doing paperwork .
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    pics or it didn't happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thestripe View Post
    pics or it didn't happen.
    9/05 - The Rentals - Fonda (?)
    9/11 - Swans - Roxy
    9/13 - Owen Pallett - El Rey (?)
    9/17 - Buzzcocks - Fonda (?)
    9/20 - Crosby, Stills & Nash - Santa Barbara Bowl


    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    I finally made it through a listen of Sun Kil Moon - Benji and had put it on maybe 4 times til I could finally feel mentally like, "just fuck it just let this guy blabber on" while I'm doing paperwork .
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    It's difficult for Tallguy to get laid because of his 19" penis. Too bad it can't get hard.
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    how many beers into it were you when you found this out?

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    We were having mimosas, actually.
    9/05 - The Rentals - Fonda (?)
    9/11 - Swans - Roxy
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    9/17 - Buzzcocks - Fonda (?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    I finally made it through a listen of Sun Kil Moon - Benji and had put it on maybe 4 times til I could finally feel mentally like, "just fuck it just let this guy blabber on" while I'm doing paperwork .
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    Quote Originally Posted by TallGuyCM View Post
    Oh you guys.
    What?? I'm serious. I was checking you out during Orbital thinking you would look sort hot with a wig on.....in a Serena Williams kind of way



    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    we should just start calling these threads "which board member hasn't been laid recently"
    Taking that breakup hard I take it...you little harlot
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TallGuyCM View Post
    We were having mimosas, actually.
    Oh how I miss those Sunday brunches at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Those were the salad days, my friend.
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    Shut the fuck up.

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