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    So good in Machete.

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    Wait a minute - a skinny girl with big tits?!?! That people think is hot?!?!?!
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    Big tits? Where?
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    I got flamed for this before so whatever. I think if you can't throw the woman over your back and carry her, or, pick her up and make love against the wall, or, pick her up and throw her on the bed either the man is too small or the woman is too big. I guess that doesn't always mean chubby.
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    i would never find a date if it had to be with a guy who could hold me up to a wall. i've watched guys try though and it's cute that they think they can.
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    Damn, I guess I will just have to settle for horizontal sex....
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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I got flamed for this before so whatever. I think if you can't throw the woman over your back and carry her, or, pick her up and make love against the wall, or, pick her up and throw her on the bed either the man is too small or the woman is too big. I guess that doesn't always mean chubby.
    Ha, this reminds me of those wife carrying competitions they have in Europe.
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    Bonobo (DJ set) - 10/10 - The Mohawk
    Screaming Females - 10/23 - Red 7
    Caribou & Jessy Lanza - 11/23 - The Mohawk

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    Big tits? Where?
    Under the hair. Lazy.
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    Those are moderately sized at best.
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    Bonobo (DJ set) - 10/10 - The Mohawk
    Screaming Females - 10/23 - Red 7
    Caribou & Jessy Lanza - 11/23 - The Mohawk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Gribble View Post
    Ha, this reminds me of those wife carrying competitions they have in Europe.
    I was taught as a kid that to "be a man" (bs btw) you had to be able to carry your woman 1/4 of a mile and carry her to safety. Just one of those old fashion things I guess.
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    what if safety is half a mile away?
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    What if your extremities are on fire?
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    What if, while you are carrying your skinny girl to safety all the fatties run up and trample you?
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    What if you lose your legs in a war of some sort? Should your woman leave you when you get back for a man with operable getaway sticks? Just in case?

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    What if your woman is covered in quills?
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    What if your woman is one of those water-filled bag things with a hole in the middle that is designed to fall out of your hands when you try to pick it up?

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    I've yet to find a woman who is not some combination of the previously outlined biological abnormalities and as such have decided it's poor form to attempt to carry them at all.

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    Going for the obvious here, but what if your woman is black?

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    What if it's one of these girls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I got flamed for this before so whatever. I think if you can't throw the woman over your back and carry her, or, pick her up and make love against the wall, or, pick her up and throw her on the bed either the man is too small or the woman is too big. I guess that doesn't always mean chubby.
    how's that working out for you ron?
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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I was taught as a kid that to "be a man" (bs btw) you had to be able to carry your woman 1/4 of a mile and carry her to safety. Just one of those old fashion things I guess.
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    Perspective of a 1950's popeye cartoon.

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    Ron should marry Amy.

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    Funny posts at least I get replies when I post eh?
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    Someone should hook me up with a trailer, Lilo and an 8 ball. That could keep me from posting for at least 12 hours. Everybody wins in that situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Ron should marry Amy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    What if your woman is covered in quills?
    In a page full of win, this stands out.

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