GALLAGHER MOTHERFUCKKAZ!!!!!!!!
GALLAGHER MOTHERFUCKKAZ!!!!!!!!
"All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."
— Faxman75, who has clearly had enough
From the 11th Annual Juggalo Gathering FAQ... YOU MAY NOT SLEEP IN YOUR CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP.
"All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."
— Faxman75, who has clearly had enough
funny tidbit...my friend who just so happens to run coachella is handling the gathering this year, too. told him to take it easy on the faygo. his reply? "a ninja can't get enough faygo."
Last edited by JustSteve; 07-17-2010 at 07:46 PM.
I like how they're having "seminars." I wonder what the topic will be. How to properly apply clown make-up? How to successfully drink a bottle of faygo without getting it in your eye? Only one way to find out...
Last.fm
Primus - 5/18 - Rialto Theatre
Big Boi/Killer Mike - 5/20 - Rialto Theatre
The Black Angels - 5/22 - Hotel Congress
Devo - 5/24 - Rialto Theatre
i actually want to go now that my buddy is running it, get a once in a lifetime(by choice, never ever to be repeated) experience, haha. may even come back with some cornrows...
As I said before, nothing sounds more like black people talking than white people that have only heard black people talking in movies about black people in gangs.
"All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."
— Faxman75, who has clearly had enough
So I actually watched this whole thing, and I have so many fucking questions.
When did Lil Kim get out of Jail? Spice 1 is still alive? How did they get Method and Redman to do this? What the fuck is Tom Green gonna be doing there? Tila Tequila sings? Didn't Slick Rick get deported? Todd Bridges wrestles? I thought half of those wrestlers named and shown were dead as well.
Naughty By Nature? Tone-Loc? Warren G? Afroman? Coolio? Vanilla Ice? This is washupapalooza
because of the heat...it is ok to sleep overnight in your car there and they want to make sure the lo's and lette's don't bake due to the weather.
i'm telling you, this weekend sounds like it would be amazing to watch from an outsiders perspective...
5/11/12 - Cloud Cult - El Rey // 5/23/13 & 5/24/13 - Boris - Echoplex // 6/7/13 + 6/8/13 - Jubilee Music Festival
6/9/13 - Devo/GZA - Natural History Museum // 6/11/13 - Bjork - Hollywood Bowl // 6/21/13-6/23/13 - Solid Sound Music Festival - MASS MOCA
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i can't believe i just watched that for 17 and a half minutes.
5/11/12 - Cloud Cult - El Rey // 5/23/13 & 5/24/13 - Boris - Echoplex // 6/7/13 + 6/8/13 - Jubilee Music Festival
6/9/13 - Devo/GZA - Natural History Museum // 6/11/13 - Bjork - Hollywood Bowl // 6/21/13-6/23/13 - Solid Sound Music Festival - MASS MOCA
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I'm amazed that they can't even get Faygo to sponsor them.
And I love how one of the selling points is, "You'll probably get laid."
Also, I'm totally hoping one of the seminars is about miracles!!!!
Edit.
I just watched the whole video.
My highlights
Tom Green / Gallagher / Ron Jeremy / Tone Loc / Lil Kim / Tila Tequila / Vanilla Ice / Helicopter rides / Carnival Games / Juggalette Ladies Night / Midway Games / Do you like Midgets / Half Pint Brawlers? Naked Chicks / Hatchett House Mobile Phone Party / Corporal Robinson / Todd Bridges / Butterbean / Jimmy Superfly Snuka / 4 AM Flashlight Wrestling / Watch Big Money Rustlas (The ICP Movie) Watch it and take it home on DVD
I just want to know who's going to get booed off the stage this year!
Last edited by Ardentbiscuit; 07-18-2010 at 10:08 AM.
I worked on Faygo's radio campaigns for several years and I can tell you that they're a lot more interested in the free advertising that they get from ICP than they are actually supporting ICP in an official way, or spending any money on anything.
5/11/12 - Cloud Cult - El Rey // 5/23/13 & 5/24/13 - Boris - Echoplex // 6/7/13 + 6/8/13 - Jubilee Music Festival
6/9/13 - Devo/GZA - Natural History Museum // 6/11/13 - Bjork - Hollywood Bowl // 6/21/13-6/23/13 - Solid Sound Music Festival - MASS MOCA
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Vanilla Ice, and flash light wrestling at 5am sounds fuckin worth it!
Upcoming Shows:
Pitchfork Festival: 7/19 @ Union Park
Mountain Oasis Festival: 10/25-27
Last.fm
Primus - 5/18 - Rialto Theatre
Big Boi/Killer Mike - 5/20 - Rialto Theatre
The Black Angels - 5/22 - Hotel Congress
Devo - 5/24 - Rialto Theatre
I love how they said tons of legends at Flashlight wrestling but didn't give any names. I'm sure it's going to be so dark it could be anybody.
What the hell is "flashlight" wrestling?
Last.fm
Primus - 5/18 - Rialto Theatre
Big Boi/Killer Mike - 5/20 - Rialto Theatre
The Black Angels - 5/22 - Hotel Congress
Devo - 5/24 - Rialto Theatre
Upcoming Shows:
Pitchfork Festival: 7/19 @ Union Park
Mountain Oasis Festival: 10/25-27