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    Default The 11tn Annual Gathering of the Juggalos

    GALLAGHER MOTHERFUCKKAZ!!!!!!!!


    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    From the 11th Annual Juggalo Gathering FAQ... YOU MAY NOT SLEEP IN YOUR CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Default Re: The 11tn Annual Gathering of the Juggalos

    funny tidbit...my friend who just so happens to run coachella is handling the gathering this year, too. told him to take it easy on the faygo. his reply? "a ninja can't get enough faygo."
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    I like how they're having "seminars." I wonder what the topic will be. How to properly apply clown make-up? How to successfully drink a bottle of faygo without getting it in your eye? Only one way to find out...

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    Default Re: The 11tn Annual Gathering of the Juggalos

    i actually want to go now that my buddy is running it, get a once in a lifetime(by choice, never ever to be repeated) experience, haha. may even come back with some cornrows...

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    As I said before, nothing sounds more like black people talking than white people that have only heard black people talking in movies about black people in gangs.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    R.I.P. Ass Dan
    7/27 Babymetal @ Fonda, 8/1 Arcade Fire, the Unicorns, Dan Deacon at the Forum, 8/2 Burger a-Go-Go, @ The Ace, 8/9 Warpaint @ Observatory, 8/10 Warpaint @ The Ace, 8/23-24 FYF Fest, 9/11 Swans @ Roxy, 9/18 Neutral Milk Hotel @ Hollywood Bowl, 9/19 Chvrches @ Palladium, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater

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    So I actually watched this whole thing, and I have so many fucking questions.

    When did Lil Kim get out of Jail? Spice 1 is still alive? How did they get Method and Redman to do this? What the fuck is Tom Green gonna be doing there? Tila Tequila sings? Didn't Slick Rick get deported? Todd Bridges wrestles? I thought half of those wrestlers named and shown were dead as well.

    Naughty By Nature? Tone-Loc? Warren G? Afroman? Coolio? Vanilla Ice? This is washupapalooza
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Steve what do you mean the guy who runs Coachella is running this? Does he just organize festivals?
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    From the 11th Annual Juggalo Gathering FAQ... YOU MAY NOT SLEEP IN YOUR CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP.
    what does that even mean?
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    Default Re: The 11tn Annual Gathering of the Juggalos

    because of the heat...it is ok to sleep overnight in your car there and they want to make sure the lo's and lette's don't bake due to the weather.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    i actually want to go now that my buddy is running it, get a once in a lifetime(by choice, never ever to be repeated) experience, haha. may even come back with some cornrows...
    and meth! This is my kind of party!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    So I actually watched this whole thing, and I have so many fucking questions.

    When did Lil Kim get out of Jail? Spice 1 is still alive? How did they get Method and Redman to do this? What the fuck is Tom Green gonna be doing there? Tila Tequila sings? Didn't Slick Rick get deported? Todd Bridges wrestles? I thought half of those wrestlers named and shown were dead as well.

    Naughty By Nature? Tone-Loc? Warren G? Afroman? Coolio? Vanilla Ice? This is washupapalooza
    But no Rick Astley, Yahoo Serious, or Heidi Montag? Gathering of the Fail!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    Steve what do you mean the guy who runs Coachella is running this? Does he just organize festivals?
    produces them, yes...i was caught off guard when he said he was doing this. he has also worked on rothbury, all points west, stagecoach, the phish fest at the polo grounds, the hootenanny fest(all aeg/goldenvoice stuff)...can't recall what else.

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    Rule #1 of the Gathering: There is NO glass allowed at the Gathering.
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    "no corporate sponsors"...not even Faygo?

    Whoa, midget wrestling! Score!
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    i'm telling you, this weekend sounds like it would be amazing to watch from an outsiders perspective...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    But no Rick Astley, Yahoo Serious, or Heidi Montag? Gathering of the Fail!
    Yahoo Serious is one of the better references I've seen in a while.

    Has anybody else seen this ridiculous movie?
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    Tila Tequila will get booed/bottled/batteried offstage, but I think everything else should prove crowdpleasing.
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    i can't believe i just watched that for 17 and a half minutes.
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    I'm amazed that they can't even get Faygo to sponsor them.

    And I love how one of the selling points is, "You'll probably get laid."

    Also, I'm totally hoping one of the seminars is about miracles!!!!

    Edit.

    I just watched the whole video.

    My highlights

    Tom Green / Gallagher / Ron Jeremy / Tone Loc / Lil Kim / Tila Tequila / Vanilla Ice / Helicopter rides / Carnival Games / Juggalette Ladies Night / Midway Games / Do you like Midgets / Half Pint Brawlers? Naked Chicks / Hatchett House Mobile Phone Party / Corporal Robinson / Todd Bridges / Butterbean / Jimmy Superfly Snuka / 4 AM Flashlight Wrestling / Watch Big Money Rustlas (The ICP Movie) Watch it and take it home on DVD

    I just want to know who's going to get booed off the stage this year!
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    Default Re: The 11tn Annual Gathering of the Juggalos

    I worked on Faygo's radio campaigns for several years and I can tell you that they're a lot more interested in the free advertising that they get from ICP than they are actually supporting ICP in an official way, or spending any money on anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ardentbiscuit View Post
    I'm amazed that they can't even get Faygo to sponsor them.

    And I love how one of the selling points is, "You'll probably get laid."

    Also, I'm totally hoping one of the seminars is about miracles!!!!
    and magnets!

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    Vanilla Ice, and flash light wrestling at 5am sounds fuckin worth it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ardentbiscuit View Post
    I'm amazed that they can't even get Faygo to sponsor them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulb View Post
    Vanilla Ice, and flash light wrestling at 5am sounds fuckin worth it!
    I read this as "flesh light wrestling"
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    I love how they said tons of legends at Flashlight wrestling but didn't give any names. I'm sure it's going to be so dark it could be anybody.

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    What the hell is "flashlight" wrestling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ardentbiscuit View Post
    I love how they said tons of legends at Flashlight wrestling but didn't give any names. I'm sure it's going to be so dark it could be anybody.
    They showed Hacksaw Jim Dugen and a couple others I recognized but now can't remember

    Dale, flashlight wrestling is only lit by the flashlights the fans bring
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Gribble View Post
    What the hell is "flashlight" wrestling?
    where its 5am, pitch black, and the only light the wrestlers will have to see to fight each other is with whatever flash lights the fans come with...
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