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    Default It's raining abstinence pledges

    Or so I assume


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    Levi Johnston being a 'celebrity' is all you need to know about modern America.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Is he? I haven't heard him mentioned since they split up.

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    he's not. he's been trying to be but he's not
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    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    I guess this explains his recent public apologies to the Palin family. I smell a reality show within the next year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Why did I click this thread.

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    The thread title was intriguing, Andrew. Too bad it didn't really pay off.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    they hope they're excepted so sarah can support them :$
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    Why did I click this thread.
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    More male nudity would be ok.

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    Their abstinence rained down the first time they had sex, not with this magazine cover. And besides that, who gives a fuck?

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    When I saw the thread title and then saw that Marc had started it, I thought maybe he went out and threw caution aside for some Ill-na-na last night...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    When I saw the thread title and then saw that Marc had started it, I thought maybe he went out and threw caution aside for some Ill-na-na last night...
    Srsly. Don't tease us like that, Marc.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    Is he? I haven't heard him mentioned since they split up.
    He's on the cover of US.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Tsk,tsk...Poor thing still has to hold his bath towel up by hand.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Should have used a wash cloth instead. You know, like babysteps.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I was really hoping this was about the Jonas Brothers
    '99-'11...

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    Maybe she'll turn out like Patti Reagan and make Sarah miserable of the rest of her life. That'd be entertaining.
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    Quote Originally Posted by humanoid View Post
    I was really hoping this was about the Jonas Brothers
    I'm just thankful they're not in the White House. That would make for one really scary reality series.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Or would it? Maybe the J-Bros are exactly what this country needs.

    I've heard they have a very progressive plan for nationwide economic recovery just waiting to be launched into action and their ideas regarding the oil spill cleanup have been lauded by lawmakers at both ends of the political spectrum.

    Jonas Brothers, bridging the gap and uniting America.
    '99-'11...

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Srsly. Don't tease us like that, Marc.
    I assure you if I get laid, it will not be with someone who has taken an abstinence pledge. I'm not really seeking a "challenge" at this juncture in my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    Their abstinence rained down the first time they had sex, not with this magazine cover. And besides that, who gives a fuck?
    That's why it's funny. She made ANOTHER pledge while she was knocked up.

    I like anything that hurts Sarah's soul.

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    Sarah Palin has a soul?
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    You people make me sick sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by humanoid View Post
    Or would it? Maybe the J-Bros are exactly what this country needs.

    I've heard they have a very progressive plan for nationwide economic recovery just waiting to be launched into action and their ideas regarding the oil spill cleanup have been lauded by lawmakers at both ends of the political spectrum.

    Jonas Brothers, bridging the gap and uniting America.
    Oooops, I was talking about the Palin clan in the White House. Pretty sure they'd have to repaint it in a new color if it were the case.

    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    I assure you if I get laid, it will not be with someone who has taken an abstinence pledge. I'm not really seeking a "challenge" at this juncture in my life.
    Oooops, I did it again! I was under the impression that you were the one practicing abstinence.

    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Sarah Palin has a soul?
    She does. It's attached to the foot she carrys around in her mouth. LOL
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    You people make me sick sometimes.

    Here Marooko, my friendly gesture for the day!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Sarah Palin has a soul?
    that was quite the presumption, wasn't it?
    '99-'11...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I was under the impression that you were the one practicing abstinence.
    Just because the result is the same doesn't mean the process is.

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