It's raining abstinence pledges

[M Sparks]

Or so I assume

[TomAz]

Levi Johnston being a 'celebrity' is all you need to know about modern America.

[M Sparks]

Is he? I haven't heard him mentioned since they split up.

[sbessiso]

he's not. he's been trying to be but he's not

[faxman75]

I guess this explains his recent public apologies to the Palin family. I smell a reality show within the next year.

[sbessiso]

[bballarl]

Why did I click this thread.

[amyzzz]

The thread title was intriguing, Andrew. Too bad it didn't really pay off.

[vanoooo]

they hope they're excepted so sarah can support them :$

[bug on your lip]

Why did I click this thread.

Seppuku

[SoulDischarge]

More male nudity would be ok.

[marooko]

Their abstinence rained down the first time they had sex, not with this magazine cover. And besides that, who gives a fuck?

[BROKENDOLL]

When I saw the thread title and then saw that Marc had started it, I thought maybe he went out and threw caution aside for some Ill-na-na last night...

[MissingPerson]

Seppuku

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=42076

[amyzzz]

When I saw the thread title and then saw that Marc had started it, I thought maybe he went out and threw caution aside for some Ill-na-na last night...

Srsly. Don't tease us like that, Marc.

[TomAz]

Is he? I haven't heard him mentioned since they split up.

He's on the cover of US.

[BROKENDOLL]

Tsk,tsk...Poor thing still has to hold his bath towel up by hand.

[BROKENDOLL]

Should have used a wash cloth instead. You know, like babysteps.

[humanoid]

I was really hoping this was about the Jonas Brothers

[HowToDisappear]

Maybe she'll turn out like Patti Reagan and make Sarah miserable of the rest of her life. That'd be entertaining.

[BROKENDOLL]

I was really hoping this was about the Jonas Brothers

I'm just thankful they're not in the White House. That would make for one really scary reality series.

[humanoid]

Or would it? Maybe the J-Bros are exactly what this country needs.

I've heard they have a very progressive plan for nationwide economic recovery just waiting to be launched into action and their ideas regarding the oil spill cleanup have been lauded by lawmakers at both ends of the political spectrum.

Jonas Brothers, bridging the gap and uniting America.

[M Sparks]

Srsly. Don't tease us like that, Marc.

I assure you if I get laid, it will not be with someone who has taken an abstinence pledge. I'm not really seeking a "challenge" at this juncture in my life.

[M Sparks]

Their abstinence rained down the first time they had sex, not with this magazine cover. And besides that, who gives a fuck?

That's why it's funny. She made ANOTHER pledge while she was knocked up.

I like anything that hurts Sarah's soul.

[Boourns]

Sarah Palin has a soul?

[marooko]

You people make me sick sometimes.

[BROKENDOLL]

Or would it? Maybe the J-Bros are exactly what this country needs.

I've heard they have a very progressive plan for nationwide economic recovery just waiting to be launched into action and their ideas regarding the oil spill cleanup have been lauded by lawmakers at both ends of the political spectrum.

Jonas Brothers, bridging the gap and uniting America.

Oooops, I was talking about the Palin clan in the White House. Pretty sure they'd have to repaint it in a new color if it were the case.

I assure you if I get laid, it will not be with someone who has taken an abstinence pledge. I'm not really seeking a "challenge" at this juncture in my life.

Oooops, I did it again! I was under the impression that you were the one practicing abstinence.

Sarah Palin has a soul?

She does. It's attached to the foot she carrys around in her mouth. LOL

[BROKENDOLL]

You people make me sick sometimes.

Here Marooko, my friendly gesture for the day!

[humanoid]

Sarah Palin has a soul?

that was quite the presumption, wasn't it?

[M Sparks]

I was under the impression that you were the one practicing abstinence.

Just because the result is the same doesn't mean the process is.