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    Default Brochella '09 Lineup Revealed!

    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman
    Lingo, shut the fuck up. You look like a goddamn cancer patient and your analogy is idiotic. Also, The Black Keys are unlistenable garbage, you unbelievable fucking dork.

    1/18 Volcano Choir - The Fonda
    1/22 Vampire Weekend - USC
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    3/8 Mark Kozelek - First Unitarian Church
    3/18 Kraftwerk - Walt Disney Concert Hall
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    Sean Penn Acid Test 2009?
    9/10 Swans @ Roxy, 9/18 Neutral Milk Hotel & Daniel Johnston @ Hollywood Bowl, 9/19 Tokimonsta @ El Rey, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/3-4 Desert Stars, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/22-25 CMJ, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    Oh darn, it's been deleted. These things are always soooooo hilarious.

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    Default Re: Brochella '09 Lineup Revealed!

    this one is fucking art

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    And I booked My Bloody Valentine playing Crunk Juice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jman4321 View Post
    this one is fucking art
    And thanks for My Bloody Valentine performing Crunk Juice, that was brilliant.

    NMH and I spent the past couple hours working on this.
    9/10 Swans @ Roxy, 9/18 Neutral Milk Hotel & Daniel Johnston @ Hollywood Bowl, 9/19 Tokimonsta @ El Rey, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/3-4 Desert Stars, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/22-25 CMJ, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    Hahaha, Pat Boone performing The Great Milenko.

    Killers and Offspring are listed too low.
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    It's like finding out an old high school buddy is on meth, and you're not sure if any of the rumors of him giving handies behind Burger King are true but they very likely could be.

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    Nothing's too low at Brochella.
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman
    Lingo, shut the fuck up. You look like a goddamn cancer patient and your analogy is idiotic. Also, The Black Keys are unlistenable garbage, you unbelievable fucking dork.

    1/18 Volcano Choir - The Fonda
    1/22 Vampire Weekend - USC
    2/14 Spiritualized - Ace Hotel
    3/8 Mark Kozelek - First Unitarian Church
    3/18 Kraftwerk - Walt Disney Concert Hall
    3/19 Kraftwerk - Walt Disney Concert Hall




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    Unless it is a truck less than 5 feet off the ground.
    9/10 Swans @ Roxy, 9/18 Neutral Milk Hotel & Daniel Johnston @ Hollywood Bowl, 9/19 Tokimonsta @ El Rey, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/3-4 Desert Stars, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/22-25 CMJ, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    True dat.
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman
    Lingo, shut the fuck up. You look like a goddamn cancer patient and your analogy is idiotic. Also, The Black Keys are unlistenable garbage, you unbelievable fucking dork.

    1/18 Volcano Choir - The Fonda
    1/22 Vampire Weekend - USC
    2/14 Spiritualized - Ace Hotel
    3/8 Mark Kozelek - First Unitarian Church
    3/18 Kraftwerk - Walt Disney Concert Hall
    3/19 Kraftwerk - Walt Disney Concert Hall




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    The sad thing is, I would still go to see Neutral Milk Hotel and My Bloody Valentine, even if they are playing Crunk Juice and Chocolate Starfish.
    9/10 Swans @ Roxy, 9/18 Neutral Milk Hotel & Daniel Johnston @ Hollywood Bowl, 9/19 Tokimonsta @ El Rey, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/3-4 Desert Stars, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/22-25 CMJ, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    OK, the Truck Me Hard thing is funny, but I never get the point of these. It's mostly just a list of bands you don't like. Why is that funny? I mean, I hate 3 Doors Down as much as anyone, but I don't get why pointing out that they exist is a riot to you guys.

    EDIT...OK, I just saw Gary Glitter & Kidz Bop. That almost makes it worthwhile...genius.

    Why don't you guys spoof a Vegoose poster. Then you just have to come up with like 10 good jokes and don't have to put 50 other things on there to fill up the space.
    Last edited by M Sparks; 12-05-2008 at 04:45 AM.

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    Can't explain to co-workers why I am laughing so hard....absolutely brilliant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    OK, the Truck Me Hard thing is funny, but I never get the point of these. It's mostly just a list of bands you don't like. Why is that funny? I mean, I hate 3 Doors Down as much as anyone, but I don't get why pointing out that they exist is a riot to you guys.

    EDIT...OK, I just saw Gary Glitter & Kidz Bop. That almost makes it worthwhile...genius.

    Why don't you guys spoof a Vegoose poster. Then you just have to come up with like 10 good jokes and don't have to put 50 other things on there to fill up the space.
    To keep in the spirit of lineups. As for Vegoose, knowing photoshop would help, unless you want to contribute something besides bitching about things that don't actually affect anyone by making one.

    Actually, an ATP style thing would be great.
    Last edited by Boourns; 12-05-2008 at 04:53 AM.
    9/10 Swans @ Roxy, 9/18 Neutral Milk Hotel & Daniel Johnston @ Hollywood Bowl, 9/19 Tokimonsta @ El Rey, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/3-4 Desert Stars, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/22-25 CMJ, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    I almost put Portishead performing Chinese Democracy
    9/10 Swans @ Roxy, 9/18 Neutral Milk Hotel & Daniel Johnston @ Hollywood Bowl, 9/19 Tokimonsta @ El Rey, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/3-4 Desert Stars, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/22-25 CMJ, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    Justice & Kings of Leon should not be there.
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    i think i would rather suck AIDZ out of gary colemans nutt.

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    Joe Pesci sings Sinatra LOL!
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    i think i would rather suck AIDZ out of gary colemans nutt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MassiveChemicalPunk View Post
    Justice & Kings of Leon should not be there.
    Kings of Leon TOTALLY belong there.
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman
    Lingo, shut the fuck up. You look like a goddamn cancer patient and your analogy is idiotic. Also, The Black Keys are unlistenable garbage, you unbelievable fucking dork.

    1/18 Volcano Choir - The Fonda
    1/22 Vampire Weekend - USC
    2/14 Spiritualized - Ace Hotel
    3/8 Mark Kozelek - First Unitarian Church
    3/18 Kraftwerk - Walt Disney Concert Hall
    3/19 Kraftwerk - Walt Disney Concert Hall




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    sometimes the point is that some bands, whether good or bad, are EVERYWHERE
    9/10 Swans @ Roxy, 9/18 Neutral Milk Hotel & Daniel Johnston @ Hollywood Bowl, 9/19 Tokimonsta @ El Rey, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/3-4 Desert Stars, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/22-25 CMJ, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    Brochella '09 is awesome!

    DJ Jack Johnson, wow I think people might fall asleep during his set.

    Could you imagine the logistical nightmare for ice on the polo field?

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    Can you imagine the logistical challenge of fitting Rosie O'Donnell in the tent?
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman
    Lingo, shut the fuck up. You look like a goddamn cancer patient and your analogy is idiotic. Also, The Black Keys are unlistenable garbage, you unbelievable fucking dork.

    1/18 Volcano Choir - The Fonda
    1/22 Vampire Weekend - USC
    2/14 Spiritualized - Ace Hotel
    3/8 Mark Kozelek - First Unitarian Church
    3/18 Kraftwerk - Walt Disney Concert Hall
    3/19 Kraftwerk - Walt Disney Concert Hall




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    hahaha Steven Seagal

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    This is a great snapshot of bro-ness...The DJ selection alone has me going, "Bro!"
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    You need to fit DJ Hasselhoff in there somewhere. Increase your German audience!!!!
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    I need a definition for "bro" because all these fake festivals with random bands of every genre all over the place are just confusing me.

    Yes.

    I don't get it.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    God I hate you fake lineup dorks.
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    no dj momjeanz?

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    QUEEN DOES NOT BELONG AT BROCHELLA, I WILL CUT A BITCH!
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    FUCK YEAH. This line up is right up my alley...i'm calling all my pledge bros right now.
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    I had a dream that my wife cheated on me with Calmer. True story.
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    Did you find pee in her butt?

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    Call me carzy...but I wouldn't put it past Animal Collective to have a childrens choir (not necessarily a kidz bop) backing future tracks.....and I would probably write it off as genius

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