No but I have seen a nutria chewing on a red Chuck Taylor. It wasn't notable at the time but has become slightly more notable at present. When I hit post it will fade back into lack of notoriety and we can all go on with our lives like this never happened.
I still haven't. Worst thread ever.
I'm enjoying fond memories of the time I almost made a "Down By The Bay" joke in this thread but then remembered about a semi-relevant nutria.
I'm not sure we need the input of desert people in this thread. Just putting it out there.
I don't know what the fuck that is, but I can't allow any harm to come to it.
If I saw that thing in the water I would crush it with my bare hands.
No you wouldn't. You would pee and then get embarrassed because the ocean is using that chemical that makes it visible to everybody now.
It’s a frightening creature and I hope I never encounter one.
One of my best friends growing up was born with a truncated arm. It ended just after the elbow and was basically rounded off after the joint, but it had one little tiny dexterous bit on it that looked basically identical the grimpoteuthis' mouth protuberance. We called it her "little thumb." She could wiggle it back and forth, but it was otherwise useless.
I have to pee.
I'll tell you a secret. Man never visited the ocean. It was all staged. Stop making a big deal about mythological creatures.
That would make one nervous, what with the mountains being alive and oh no they could go wild at any time but also you want them to be alive or they'd be dead.
A woman walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey where'd you get the pig?"
The women says "This isn't a pig it's a duck"
and the bartender says "No, I was talking to the duck!"
you ever thought about spending alot of time with a giraffe's tongue?