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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    My favorite part of a guy is where he keeps the twin he absorbed while in the womb.
    On the real, though, my physical favorite feature changes depending on the person in question. I tend to focus on noses, eyes, and hands.
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    Yeah. Forearms with the sleeves pushed up to the elbow. Very nice.
    In other words, sleeves pushed up to the elbows, pants pulled down to the knees, and don't pick your nose as you're looking back at her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stefinitely Maybe View Post
    I don't know why you guys are wasting your time talking about sex in this thread; everything you need to know about sex is right here.
    For some, talking about it is the next best thing to getting it though. That site was good for an amusing 45 minute refresher course.
    I did find this post pretty hilarious...
    Middle aged women are easy to spot on this forum. Other than shaming and fear-mongering and shaming, you never have anything to say.
    LOL

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    "Tits and ass will never last, but smile and face will win the race." - TallGuyCM
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    Unless of course we are talking about TallGuy's tits.
    Re: GayInTucson's illiterate ass

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    I don't think we'll be hearing from him again. R.I.P

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    "tits and ass, won't get you jobs. unless they're yours" -- a chorus line
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    None of that lasts, Chris.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Ok, ladies, question: clean shaven, neatly trimmed or bushman. And I am not talking about the face.
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    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.

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    the smile can stay

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    neatly trimmed

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    Unless of course we are talking about TallGuy's tits.
    True, those will last forever.
    4/27 - Ghost BC - Fonda (?)
    4/29 - Franz Ferdinand - Wiltern (?)
    4/30 - Mono - Troubadour (?)
    5/03 - Philip Glass - Royce Hall
    5/06 - Rodrigo y Gabriela - Orpheum (?)


    Quote Originally Posted by ThomThom View Post
    I want to get the members of Brand New and Chvrches in a line and have all of them executed in front of their fans.
    last.fm, if you care

    Twitter, if you dare

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    Quote Originally Posted by rage patton View Post
    Ok, ladies, question: clean shaven, neatly trimmed or bushman. And I am not talking about the face.
    Neatly trimmed. Bald balls are creepy and stubble is horrid.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    **Insert shorn scrotum quote from Austin Powers**
    4/27 - Ghost BC - Fonda (?)
    4/29 - Franz Ferdinand - Wiltern (?)
    4/30 - Mono - Troubadour (?)
    5/03 - Philip Glass - Royce Hall
    5/06 - Rodrigo y Gabriela - Orpheum (?)


    Quote Originally Posted by ThomThom View Post
    I want to get the members of Brand New and Chvrches in a line and have all of them executed in front of their fans.
    last.fm, if you care

    Twitter, if you dare

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    Neatly trimmed. Nothing wrong with a clean shave, but it's probably a bitch to maintain.

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    and any man who doesn't at least trim is just lazy.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I could give a rat's ass. I don't see the need for trimming.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    You wouldn't.
    4/27 - Ghost BC - Fonda (?)
    4/29 - Franz Ferdinand - Wiltern (?)
    4/30 - Mono - Troubadour (?)
    5/03 - Philip Glass - Royce Hall
    5/06 - Rodrigo y Gabriela - Orpheum (?)


    Quote Originally Posted by ThomThom View Post
    I want to get the members of Brand New and Chvrches in a line and have all of them executed in front of their fans.
    last.fm, if you care

    Twitter, if you dare

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    Hair everywhere, I say.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    I had hoped to never have to contemplate various board members interacting with testicles.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I had hoped to never have to contemplate various board members interacting with testicles.
    what about wallets and watches?
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Your reference.


    My head.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Seriously though, smile and eyes are what matter most to me. Guys, how many times do you think a girl's really attractive and then you see her smiling in a pic and think wtf? Some girls' beauty really reveals itself when they smile and others it takes away from.
    4/27 - Ghost BC - Fonda (?)
    4/29 - Franz Ferdinand - Wiltern (?)
    4/30 - Mono - Troubadour (?)
    5/03 - Philip Glass - Royce Hall
    5/06 - Rodrigo y Gabriela - Orpheum (?)


    Quote Originally Posted by ThomThom View Post
    I want to get the members of Brand New and Chvrches in a line and have all of them executed in front of their fans.
    last.fm, if you care

    Twitter, if you dare

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    A smile does say a lot. Like when she's missing a few teeth so you can put your dick right into her smile face. HAWT.
    last.fm
    4/5/14 - Trentemoller - Fonda // 4/9/14 - The Knife - Fox Theater Pomona // 4/22/14 - Dillinger Escape Plane - Glasshouse// 5/23/14 - 5/26/14 Punk Rock Bowling - Las Vegas
    5/28/14 - Elbow - Wiltern // 7/9/14 - Cloud Nothings - Roxy // 8/25/14 - Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl


    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Your reference.


    My head.
    + 5



    Also, I absolutely hate when girls think smiling is showing as much teeth as possible. I have a friend that does this and it looks so retarded, I just don't have the heart to tell her.

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    Maybe she is just really happy

    Damn, you guys are picky.

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    Stop being happy and bend over.
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    5/28/14 - Elbow - Wiltern // 7/9/14 - Cloud Nothings - Roxy // 8/25/14 - Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl


    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Dylanja View Post
    Also, I absolutely hate when girls think smiling is showing as much teeth as possible. I have a friend that does this and it looks so retarded, I just don't have the heart to tell her.
    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    Maybe she is just really happy

    Damn, you guys are picky.
    Seriously. A true smile is not something that you can consciously alter. It's just how you smile. Yes, you can alter a fake smile, but who wants to fake smile?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Stop being happy and bend over.
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I don't understand, D. People make a conscious effort to show their teeth? Meaning she smiles with her mouth open?

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    Does she smile differently when people aren't watching?
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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