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    My dad once got his foot flatened when a cow stepped on it, he just took a bike pump and blew that shit back up
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$$ View Post
    Unless daddy touched your butthole, its time to move on.

    I don't think 2 assholes touching make the world go round, J~$$$$...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I better stop. I feel like I'm tainting the thread now.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    If that pun was intended I'd be obligated to deliver props.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    If that pun was intended I'd be obligated to deliver props.
    Start delivering...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I don't buy it. Just like my dad didn't buy it when he just walked to San Francisco and took the Golden Gate Bridge. Sorry commuters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    I mean my dad ate a live hog once and shat out a luau.
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    Best Luau ever.
    Why do I get the feeling Brokendoll responded with something like "best pooau ever."
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Hunting has been part of our society since the first Europeans came over and shot buffalo and Native Americans and whatnot.
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    Hunting has been part of our society since the first Europeans came over and shot buffalo and Native Americans and whatnot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$$ View Post
    Like I said.

    Did he break his back? Lose the toe?
    I just want to make sure we're calling him a pussy for the right reasons. I think he dislocated a disc and to this day his toe is terrifying to look at.

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    Dislocated a disc and has gnarly toe........


    My dad went in a bear den to retrieve my Frisbee and came out with no leg and a new fur coat.

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    and still had time to throw around the disc while waiting for the rangers come rescue the stranded hikers he saved a few min earlier.

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    Fact; your dad cried one too many times.

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    Dear Dad,

    I love you, you giant crying pussy.

    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
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    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
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    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    The only time I ever saw my Dad cry was at my wedding. Stunned, I was.
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    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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    Are you sure he wasn't just flushing out his eyes? Because if he was crying......

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    Of course he was flushing out his eyes! What kind of a pussy cries at his daughter's wedding??? Pffffftt.
    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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    A giant one
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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