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    Eleven thousand people think Keanu Reeves might be depressed. And with reason the man hasn't had a hit movie in years, and his entire acting career can be summed up in one word: 'Woah.' So when a paparazzi photo surfaced on the Internet featuring an unshaven, mopey Keanu eating a sandwich on a park bench, fans started to worry. Was Keanu sad? Lonely? Bored? Was something actually wrong or was he just tired? The Internet, as it tends to, became very concerned.

    Did I say concerned? I meant obsessed. The park bench photo spread everywhere: on gossip sites, on message boards it even got its own Tumblr blog. People left over 200,000 comments on the website Reddit.com. Web illustrators photoshopped Keanu into other sad settings: next to Forrest Gump, surrounded by cats, on the Lost island, in a Lady Gaga video, even next to Stalin and Churchill. Nothing they did seemed to make the major movie star happy. But maybe this will: Today, June 15, is Cheer Up Keanu Day. ...
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    I unabashedly ADORE Keanu. He may be as dumb as a box of rocks, but by god, he's got something. And Jacob told me about this. Awesomeness.
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    I am happy that Keanu is sad.

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    how fucking creepy. i'd be more weirded out to find someone on a park bench smiling like an idiot while they chew by themselves.

    but hilarious for meme purposes, yes.
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    That's the saddest photo they could find of him? It looks more like he is thinking. I vote it down and call it a failed meme.

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    Yeah, i doubt he was sad. But he looks gloomy, haha

    But heres something that took more effort than I put into this thread

    http://i.imgur.com/KvqkE.jpg
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    the block i got from my work on that pic said "open/mixed content". are they trying to say keanu is bi?
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    Really? weird.
    Its just a nicely made Mix CD arwork/insert for/about Keanu and why he might be so sad

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    I can't stop laughing at this one

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    i see what your problem is

    hit your meme refresh button
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    I approve. I want to practice my skills now. But I cannot, I need to continue working.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    it's not that funny and marooko approves

    no whammys, no whammys STOP!
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    I'm a bit burnt out on it myself already...

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    I don't get what is supposed to be so funny about this. I am genuinely concerned about Keanu.

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    Last edited by captncrzy; 06-15-2010 at 01:49 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
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    Default Re: Keanu Reeves is sad :(

    yes.

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    I immediately thought to put bmacks head where that little girls head was. i just dont have the time. GO!
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    bmack will cheer him up.

    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    ^HAHAHAHAHAHA, I can't stop laughing...

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    Default Re: Keanu Reeves is sad :(

    Best thread in a while.
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    I'm down with westside connect....fail again

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    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    That's the saddest photo they could find of him? It looks more like he is thinking. I vote it down and call it a failed meme.
    That photo started the meme. The whole "cheer up keanu" shit is based on that one single pic. It's weeks old at this point. Hardly a "failed meme"

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    Default Re: Keanu Reeves is sad :(

    Keanu Reeves is too nice to hate on just for being dumb.

    But I enjoy this meme a lot.

    Cheer up, K.

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    Default Re: Keanu Reeves is sad :(

    He's just a little sad "Dogstar" hasn't been offered to headline 2011.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterGather View Post
    But heres something that took more effort than I put into this thread

    http://i.imgur.com/KvqkE.jpg
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    I have to say, this is a little moving.

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    this is pretty fucking funny.
    Check out Sleeping In Is Giving In for great mixes and other cool stuff

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    cant a man sit on a public bench and eat a sandwich in peace
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    I <3 Thread.
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    Default Re: Keanu Reeves is sad :(

    I didnt know that thing about giving his money away. Let's be sure to take a moment to spare a thought for all the many many other, less famous Keanus as well though - 15th was their day too.

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