Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 30 of 74

Thread: Let's show off our bank accounts

Hybrid View

  1. #1
    Peaceful Oasis TomAz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Zenith, Winnemac
    Posts
    40,769

    Default Let's show off our bank accounts

    Poor as dirt? Rich as sin? Post your net worth here in this thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

  2. #2
    LOLocaust Survivor Hannahrain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    stately Rain Manor
    Posts
    17,455

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    I think the receipt I found said it was something like twenty head of cattle, but I don't read so well so I might be wrong.

  3. #3
    Milkshake suprefan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Burbank CA
    Posts
    43,940

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    More than others..

  4. #4
    Daft Punky Junkie BROKENDOLL's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    15,646

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    Priceless. I'm like an heirloom and a collectible rolled into one.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

  5. #5
    MENACING Courtney's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    15,961

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    Net worth is so 2007.

  6. #6
    old school daxton's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Posts
    4,165

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    I am extremely rich and attractive.
    Quote Originally Posted by spinecraft View Post
    sometimes i feel like i don't have a partner

  7. #7
    Member moomoo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Orange
    Posts
    2,049

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts


  8. #8
    old school clumsy342's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    4,490

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    I finally have $1,000 in savings!
    which will all be gone once I get my own place.

    fuck. money.


  9. #9
    No Clownery full on idle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Look I am tellin you straight out
    Posts
    7,765

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    If you trust a bank you are crazy. No one will ever find my fortune.

  10. #10
    Wheels Of Cheese
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Drinking Milk
    Posts
    6,969

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    It's under the mattress in her nocturnal chamber
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

  11. #11
    Member frazzles's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Germany
    Posts
    1,941

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    I take home a little less than $1400 every 1st and 15th.

    I spend it all on drugz...
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Blowjobs are the best when your pubes are moist with tears
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I got really good grades in school, but I suck at life.

  12. #12
    Coachella Junkie HunterGather's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Posts
    8,225

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    Anyone wanna post their account numbers, login names, passwords, and routing numbers?

  13. #13
    Member NicoDread's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    san diego
    Posts
    897

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts


  14. #14
    Banned marooko's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    In your mouth!
    Posts
    19,687

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    We're not hungry, our bills aren't late and we go out pretty much when we want. But, big trips like Coachella need to be planned. I'm pretty okay with that for now.

  15. #15
    cat hoarder rskapcat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    6,085

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    We're not hungry, our bills aren't late and we go out pretty much when we want. But, big trips like Coachella need to be planned. I'm pretty okay with that for now.
    This. We even pay extra 200 bucks extra on our mortgage every month. We also have a sizeable chunk in savings, but we don't touch it except for home repairs. It usually takes a month to pay for festival expenses (flight, lodging, tickets, etc) in pieces without having to dip into savings.
    My name is Becca. Hi.

    Facebook, yo.
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    If it was supposed to be a joke, there'd be a cat in the picture somewhere. That's how you can tell, on the internet.

  16. #16
    Coachella Junkie PlayaDelWes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    The Sprawl
    Posts
    7,336

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    Quote Originally Posted by rskapcat View Post
    This. We even pay extra 200 bucks extra on our mortgage every month. We also have a sizeable chunk in savings, but we don't touch it except for home repairs. It usually takes a month to pay for festival expenses (flight, lodging, tickets, etc) in pieces without having to dip into savings.
    May I ask why you are paying an extra 200 on your mortgage every month?

  17. #17
    Stage Manager captncrzy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    TBD
    Posts
    19,799

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    You pay down the interest; making one full extra mortgage payment a year cuts the payout time by about 10 years.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

  18. #18
    Coachella Junkie PlayaDelWes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    The Sprawl
    Posts
    7,336

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    You pay down the interest; making one full extra mortgage payment a year cuts the payout time by about 10 years.
    Duh. Yes, that's a hypothetical reason on why someone would theoretically do this. But, I'm looking for a specific answer from someone whoís actually doing this because Iím not convinced thatís a good idea in todayís environment of record-low interest-rates.

  19. #19
    old school clumsy342's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    4,490

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    My friend and I have enjoyed lobster on her food stamps on more than one occasion.
    is that wrong?


  20. #20
    Loveable Curmudgeon TallGuyCM's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Hermosa Beach
    Posts
    19,922

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    If I liquidated all of the concert tickets that I currently possess, my net worth would skyrocket.
    Last edited by TallGuyCM; 06-13-2010 at 09:29 PM.
    7/30 - Shabazz Palaces - Roxy (?)
    7/31 - Hamilton Leithauser - Echo (?)
    8/01 - Ceremony/Nothing - Roxy (?)
    8/06 - Herbie Hancock - Hollywood Bowl (?)
    8/07 - Haim - Wiltern (?)


    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    I finally made it through a listen of Sun Kil Moon - Benji and had put it on maybe 4 times til I could finally feel mentally like, "just fuck it just let this guy blabber on" while I'm doing paperwork .
    last.fm, if you care

    Twitter, if you dare

  21. #21
    old school daxton's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Posts
    4,165

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    ^ Same here, but I'm still rich.
    Quote Originally Posted by spinecraft View Post
    sometimes i feel like i don't have a partner

  22. #22
    Coachella Junkie faxman75's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    The murder capital where we murder for capital
    Posts
    27,915

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    I bring home somewhere in the neighborhood of $720 dollars every 2 weeks, I made a bit more 14 years ago, I peaked at around 34K a year at age 30. I have no savings but everything gets paid on time and I spend a ridiculous amount of earnings on concerts and travel.

  23. #23
    old school Somewhat Damaged's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Phoenix, AZ
    Posts
    5,289

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    Geez, Mark. How are you still single?
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    "Soon they'll hear my words," he thought, "and they will know that roboto's side-splitting reign of ha-has has begun."

  24. #24
    Coachella Junkie faxman75's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    The murder capital where we murder for capital
    Posts
    27,915

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    Quote Originally Posted by Somewhat Damaged View Post
    Geez, Mark. How are you still single?
    Thanks buddy. Sorry I don't meet your expectations.

  25. #25
    old school Somewhat Damaged's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Phoenix, AZ
    Posts
    5,289

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    Thanks buddy. Sorry I don't meet your expectations.
    You know it's meant in jest.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    "Soon they'll hear my words," he thought, "and they will know that roboto's side-splitting reign of ha-has has begun."

  26. #26
    Coachella Junkie SoulDischarge's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Vampire State Building
    Posts
    16,084

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    I don't have a bank account because I never paid off my overdrafts at BoA when I left CA and I'm so far in debt, I'm afraid my student loan companies would take all my money. Hand to mouth.

  27. #27
    Coachella Junkie fatbastard's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Pasadena
    Posts
    12,258

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    TomAz trying to drum up business online? We really are in a recession.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

  28. #28
    Peaceful Oasis TomAz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Zenith, Winnemac
    Posts
    40,769

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    TomAz trying to drum up business online? We really are in a recession.
    no, that wasn't the point at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

  29. #29
    Coachella Junkie fatbastard's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Pasadena
    Posts
    12,258

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    no, that wasn't the point at all.
    Should have known better.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

  30. #30
    Rover canexplain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Aurora Colorado
    Posts
    15,032

    Default Re: Let's show off our bank accounts

    We're not hungry, our bills aren't late and we go out pretty much when we want. But, big trips like Coachella need to be planned. I'm pretty okay with that for now.

    That's pretty much where I am too. My house is close to being paid off so that is a plus. I only have a single income and have only had one now for about 15 years so it's a stuggle sometimes because I suck at money. I guess I gross about 70k before all the tens of thousands of taxes .... grrrrrr .... I do have a good retirement program of sorts. I will never be rich but they will pay me about 60k a year when I quit and pay me until I fall over dead which could be next month hehehehe .....
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

Similar Threads

  1. Does she have money in tha bank?
    By Dr. Lufs-al-ot in forum Polls
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 11-26-2009, 11:46 PM
  2. Who do you bank with and why?
    By BlueDevil50 in forum Misc. Lounge
    Replies: 34
    Last Post: 05-17-2009, 06:53 PM
  3. Replies: 122
    Last Post: 01-19-2009, 09:23 PM
  4. Replies: 13
    Last Post: 01-17-2009, 01:11 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •