You could do the receptionist.
ba dum bum.
shit, he's their manager. they will have to be at meetings at whatever time they're told to be at meetings. jyeah
Coachella 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11Lollapalooza 95, 96, 97, 03, 08
Rock The Bells 07, 09, 10
Vegoose 07, RIP
Mile High 09
6/9 - Deftones/Dillenger | 6/10 - Cake | 6/17 - Buckethead | 6/28 - Glitch Mob | 7/25 - APC | 7/30 - LA Rising (Rage, Muse, Lauryn Hill, Rise Against) | 8/12 - Cut//Copy
and your response was?
Dear Constructors of Library Shelves,
It would be a whole lot easier to calculate how many linear feet of shelving we have if the shelves had been built uniformly. Thank you for you quirky construction, and for making me have to measure each range individually.
I am once again the only person in my office doing any work. Had they not laid everyone off and instituted a hiring freeze, we could actually get stuff done. Instead, I'm on day 2 of inputting permits, calculating use fees, and checking insurance and 501c3 statuses by myself. This was a 4 person job at one point...
Sean Penn Acid Test 2008 - Legendary
2008 , 2009, 2010, 2011 , 2012 wk1, 2013 wk2. 6 years running!
Hell or highwater, fire and brimstone, not even cancer is powerful enough to keep me from Coachella!
I have, many times in the last few weeks, felt like I was in one of the office scenes from fight club. the earlier scenes, before he was fighting. sigh.
So, my India team looks like they get to double dip when it comes to Holidays; 16 of them!
17-Jan Martin Luther King Jr. Day
26-Jan *Republic Day
21-Feb President's Day
4-Apr **Gudi Padwa
22-Apr **Good Friday
30-May Memorial Day
15-Aug *Independence Day
1-Sep **Ganesh Chaturthi
5-Sep Labor Day
10-Oct Columbus Day
24-Nov Thanksgiving Day
26-Dec Christmas Day (observed)
30-Dec New Years Eve (observed)
An email from a few minutes ago.What if every part of your job was like this? Please check one ASAP:Based on new disclosure process we require an email from everyone on the distribution list please respond with one of three answers ASAP
"I have read and reviewed the disclosures and have the following comments: ..
I have read and reviewed the disclosures and have no comments.
I have not read the disclosures ..
"I did the work and have some intelligent questions for you"
"I'll pretend I did the work, but since I didn't, I have no questions or comments"
"I didn't do the work"
1. this one girl's laugh makes me stabby. it sounds like she's trying really had to have a cute laugh and sounds totally fake.
2. STOP SCRATCHING YOUR LEG THROUGH YOUR TIGHTS WHEN I AM IN THE GODDAMNED ROOM. AHHHHHH, THE NOISE.
3. i'm in a terrible mood today. too many requirements, too little time.
I just had the overwhelming desire to reply to an email from my boss with
I do advanced technical phone support, and I work until midnight. Follow this logic...
1)Company decides early in the day that my department is going to be understaffed from 8pm to midnight due to a event expected to drive call volume.
2)Company decides to simply close the transfer lines to my department at 7:45 to avoid putting people in a long call queue. This is pretty standard procedure, but it's usually temporary.
3)They give my department...the understaffed one...the option to go home early.
4)Meanwhile, less-qualified people are now required to do my job...which increases their average call time, and therefore their hold queue gets longer.
5)Those of us who refused to go home because we're broke get assigned to "overflow" calls. My phone starts ringing like mad, but it's all luck of the draw. So I get calls that are very basic and I can finish very quickly, while a guy who just started today might have to do my job.
6)This is the best part...sometime after 9:30, my phone stops ringing. The theory is that a shift started somewhere in an overseas call center, eliminating the overflow. I make an outgoing followup call on a problem, catch up on some clerical details and then go take a break.
7)I come back from break at 10, and I never answer the phone the rest of the night. Meanwhile, some guy in the Philippines is trying to do my job for 12% of my pay. For that matter, there are people within sight of my desk trying to do my job for about 20% less than I make, while I sit there.
8)Finally, 100s, maybe 1000s of calls get under/poorly served because the people qualified to handle the calls were sent home or paid to sit and web surf.
I guessed Cox because I have to put up with their bullshit every time I call. I also do inbound customer service for a large local company (I also live in Chandler), and god damn I know I do a better job than Cox does.
I do a fantastic job, when they bother to send me calls.
Don't get me wrong, it was nice to have a break.
I'm going through applications for some new positions I posted and found this gem.
Some of the highlights:
Skills and experience(this a multiple choice area of the application)
Most recent employer section/ reason for leaving
MNGR. WAS NOT PAYING ME
May we contact this employer for a reference?
All the above references were listed as "friend"
How did you find out about this position?
If you were referred by a current employee, enter their name and department.
I may call this one in for an interview. After I check her references.
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I'm taking a mental health day today.
As we go through this period of change, I'd like to start it with an old story I think can help set the tone. A sports team found itself having trouble remaining profitable and in looking for ways to cut costs, discovered it was spending a very high amount on soap and shampoo in the locker room. They had a practice of placing bottles of the preferred products in the showers for the team to use, but on average were replacing a bottle of each product every three days. When the manager went to the coach with the problem he indicated that this was because the players were simply taking the bottles home to use and he would restock them. The manager was irate and said they needed to fix this immediately. There was no way they could continue this practice. One month later the manager was looking over the budget and saw that they were now back on budget. Pleased with this he went down to the locker room to talk to the coach, but was dismayed when he saw the shampoo and soaps still in the showers. He approached the coach and complimented him on bringing the expense down, but was quite upset that he had not complied with the manager's method of doing it. He asked him " how did you control the cost yet still provide the products?" The coach looked at him and said "we took the caps off the bottles, that way they can't put them in their bags to take home." The best solutions don't come from management, they come from you.
I have no idea how I did this without laughing the whole time.