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    Go get scurvy.
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    I might use your Cockney Whore joke, Patrick, because really, how many female pirates were there?
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    You don't have to make excuses, babygirl.
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    A disproportionate amount of my time at work is spent waiting for meetings to end so I can vulture in on the food I'd ordered for the meeting before it's left in the break room for the rest of the company to devour at will.

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    You all are no fun.
    I really don't like to mix fun with work. The less my coworkers and boss feel like they can connect with me on a personal level, the better. If they feel like they know my personality it makes them think they can get me to do more work, because we are "buddies"
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    I really don't like to mix fun with work. The less my coworkers and boss feel like they can connect with me on a personal level, the better. If they feel like they know my personality it makes them think they can get me to do more work, because we are "buddies"
    I can't tell if this is a joke or not.
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    Yuck, Andrew. I see your point.
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    One of my Directors just gave me completely opposite information than what he provided for me yesterday. Yet, I'm the person with the issue of interpreting what he tells me as "so black and white".
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    God, I can't stand overly sensitive creatives. Learn how to take constructive criticism without taking it personally. I make the naive assumption that everyone at an organization operates with positive intent and in interest of the org's mission and in making the work better. I got talked to about "injecting more kindness" into my feedback of creative's work. Despite the fact that my feedback during the creative development process is always, quote, "specific, actionable, and very helpful".

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    And would it kill you to compliment their hair?
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    if you are bringing your own special roast of coffee from the magical deep jungle regions of tralalalaland and brew it in the common coffee room EXPECT OTHER PEOPLE TO WALK IN AND POUR THEMSELEVES A GOOD CUP. fucking assholes who brought it there just gave me a weird look and one of them said ENJOY with a bitter tone as I proceeded to help myself to what I thought was the regular type of coffee that's free in the office. It was pretty good though.

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    I mean, if you don't want to share, then put it all in a thermos and take it to your desk.
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    A couple years ago I did have an occasion where I brought a sack lunch in and somebody drank my soda and then threw the rest of my lunch in the garbage can (what?). i went kind of ballistic and nobody ever touched my food again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    A couple years ago I did have an occasion where I brought a sack lunch in and somebody drank my soda and then threw the rest of my lunch in the garbage can (what?). i went kind of ballistic and nobody ever touched my food again.
    Did you post about this? I seem to remember this being discussed.
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    I don't THINK i've posted about that before...but it's possible haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Trent View Post
    if you are bringing your own special roast of coffee from the magical deep jungle regions of tralalalaland and brew it in the common coffee room EXPECT OTHER PEOPLE TO WALK IN AND POUR THEMSELEVES A GOOD CUP. fucking assholes who brought it there just gave me a weird look and one of them said ENJOY with a bitter tone as I proceeded to help myself to what I thought was the regular type of coffee that's free in the office. It was pretty good though.
    Next time pour that shit out and make the regular work coffee. I'm all about keeping ones hands off other peoples food, but you make a private brew in the common pot and you can go fuck off with your attitude.

    I would have caused a scene as well, drinkey.
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    No kidding- if you use the company brew machine for your special coffee grounds it's public domain. What assholes.
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    someone just returned sushi because it "tasted raw"
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    A sample slide from the lecture I'll be attending tomorrow evening. So thoughtful of the professor to send these out in advance.


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    A lecture on the imagination.

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    I got a call from someone that put their "big boy" pants on this morning. Took a lot to keep my cool. May not go so well next time.
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Really, you butchered both our names that bad?

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    My email sometimes autofills and I choose the wrong name when sending out an email. I'm used to double-checking now so it rarely happens, but there isn't someone else named Matt that she could have sent that to?

    Also, donuts AND cupcakes on the same day just need to stop. Damn office fatties (me included).
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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    Also, donuts AND cupcakes on the same day just need to stop. Damn office fatties (me included).
    we had donuts AND cake in the morning not so long ago. We are so spoiled at this place, I really want to go running today.

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    Same. Friday = donut day.
    And then a couple Friday's ago, a consultant brought everyone a mini BUNDT CAKE. noms.

    Today is "monthly birthday pastry day".

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    They are random, but Porto's days are the best days.
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    We had a Porto's flowerless cake for my mom's birthday this weekend. YUM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    We had a Porto's flowerless cake for my mom's birthday this weekend. YUM.
    Did it contain any vegetation at all?
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    i like orchids in my cake, but they're so damn expensive. i usually just go for lillies or tulips. carnations if i want to be frugal
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