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    Happy Fucking Birthday TJ Ron!


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    Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday!
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    Happy Happy ****ron


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    Happy Birthday ron

    261.5. (a) Unlawful sexual intercourse is an act of sexual
    intercourse accomplished with a person who is not the spouse of the
    perpetrator, if the person is a minor. For the purposes of this
    section, a "minor" is a person under the age of 18 years and an
    "adult" is a person who is at least 18 years of age.
    (b) Any person who engages in an act of unlawful sexual
    intercourse with a minor who is not more than three years older or
    three years younger than the perpetrator, is guilty of a misdemeanor.
    (c) Any person who engages in an act of unlawful sexual
    intercourse with a minor who is more than three years younger than
    the perpetrator is guilty of either a misdemeanor or a felony, and
    shall be punished by imprisonment in a county jail not exceeding one
    year, or by imprisonment pursuant to subdivision (h) of Section 1170.
    (d) Any person 21 years of age or older who engages in an act of
    unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor who is under 16 years of age
    is guilty of either a misdemeanor or a felony, and shall be punished
    by imprisonment in a county jail not exceeding one year, or by
    imprisonment pursuant to subdivision (h) of Section 1170 for two,
    three, or four years.
    (e) (1) Notwithstanding any other provision of this section, an
    adult who engages in an act of sexual intercourse with a minor in
    violation of this section may be liable for civil penalties in the
    following amounts:
    (A) An adult who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse
    with a minor less than two years younger than the adult is liable for
    a civil penalty not to exceed two thousand dollars ($2,000).
    (B) An adult who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse
    with a minor at least two years younger than the adult is liable for
    a civil penalty not to exceed five thousand dollars ($5,000).
    (C) An adult who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse
    with a minor at least three years younger than the adult is liable
    for a civil penalty not to exceed ten thousand dollars ($10,000).
    (D) An adult over the age of 21 years who engages in an act of
    unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor under 16 years of age is
    liable for a civil penalty not to exceed twenty-five thousand dollars
    ($25,000).
    (2) The district attorney may bring actions to recover civil
    penalties pursuant to this subdivision. From the amounts collected
    for each case, an amount equal to the costs of pursuing the action
    shall be deposited with the treasurer of the county in which the
    judgment was entered, and the remainder shall be deposited in the
    Underage Pregnancy Prevention Fund, which is hereby created in the
    State Treasury. Amounts deposited in the Underage Pregnancy
    Prevention Fund may be used only for the purpose of preventing
    underage pregnancy upon appropriation by the Legislature.
    (3) In addition to any punishment imposed under this section, the
    judge may assess a fine not to exceed seventy dollars ($70) against
    any person who violates this section with the proceeds of this fine
    to be used in accordance with Section 1463.23. The court shall,
    however, take into consideration the defendant's ability to pay, and
    no defendant shall be denied probation because of his or her
    inability to pay the fine permitted under this subdivision.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Happee Birthdaee!

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    Happy birthday, Ron!
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    happy birthday

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    Happy Birthday!!!

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    Tnx everyone. Even you TomAz. I may be older than you but you show me what it is like to think old. You make me feel younger by you curmudgeon outlook on life. Kinda sad really. When I go to NOLA next week, I'll see if I can send some good voodoo your way. Off to the mountains R&R ..... cr****
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Tnx everyone. Even you TomAz. I may be older than you but you show me what it is like to think old. You make me feel younger by you curmudgeon outlook on life. Kinda sad really. When I go to NOLA next week, I'll see if I can send some good voodoo your way. Off to the mountains R&R ..... cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Tnx everyone. Even you TomAz. I may be older than you but you show me what it is like to think old. You make me feel younger by you curmudgeon outlook on life. Kinda sad really. When I go to NOLA next week, I'll see if I can send some good voodoo your way. Off to the mountains R&R ..... cr****
    Yes, I'm an old curmudgeon because I hold people accountable to certain moral standards such as not fucking teenage prostitutes.

    Ron, you have spent your entire life making excuses for your lousy existence, and you've gotten pretty good at it. I think there may be times when you actually believe it yourself.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    holding people to your moral standards. why does that sound like a familiar argument?
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
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    Happy Birthday cr*****!
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    holding people to your moral standards. why does that sound like a familiar argument?
    Fucking kids while in your 50s: moral relativism.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    marooko posting stupid crap, why does that sound familiar?
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Happy Birthday!

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    Happy Birthday cr*****!
    This, whatever it means.
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    Fuck you, Ron.

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    Ahahahahaaa, happy birthday Ron if birthdays even matter anymore...
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    happy birthday Ron - happy to share the same day as you

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    Quote Originally Posted by betao View Post
    happy birthday Ron - happy to share the same day as you
    Really?

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    What's wrong with you betao, you're supposed to judge and hate Ron, not be glad to have the same birthday.
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    I can see being neutral, or even wishing him a happy birthday and leaving it at that, but what about sharing a birthday with Ron would make betao happy? Like the thought of sharing a birthday with Ron improves his mood or something. Seems disingenuous to me.

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    it's the first thing i think about when i wake up in the morning

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