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    Take it or leave it.
    Any previous experiences with finding love at Coachella?
    How bout a lil slap n tickle?
    GO!
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    Almost got my ass kicked at Damian Marley a few years back. I was in the crowd, high as a kite (back when I still smoked), and I kept getting signals from this girl dancing next to me, throwing me looks, rubbing against me while she was dancing. So I start to dance against her and make a move, nothing sleazy mind you, just letting her know I was into it. Turned out she was throwing me looks because she wanted me to move over, and she was rubbing on me because her boyfriend kept rubbing on her from the other side. Her giant boyfriend with USMC tatted across his back. And his 5 friends.
    Next thing I know I'm looking at 5 marines who are staring at me like I just raped each of their mothers. I was way too high to deal, luckily one of the friends I was with stepped in and worked some magic, and saved me from being what I hope is one of the very small number of people to get their ass handed to them while Jr. Gong tears it up 30 ft. away.
    Sadly, that's the closest I've ever come to finding a girl at Coachella.

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    I boned every chick in the campground!
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    while watching rusko this year i danced with some girl who straight up bent over in front of me and rubbed her butt all over my ding dong. i like to think thats what true love is like
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    I bet all those Canucks fans from last year would love it if Mumford & Sons headlined.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheddar's Cousin View Post
    I boned every chick in the campground!
    Dang. You must have a tiny wiener cause I didn't feel a thing.
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    sometimes i feel like i don't have a partner

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    Word on the street is that Mike Patton gave his guitar case crabs at this year's Coachella.
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    2 oz blended whiskey
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daxton View Post
    Dang. You must have a tiny wiener cause I didn't feel a thing.
    They should call them Floories...
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by Emma Ocean View Post
    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    At Jonsi the girl behind me basically dry-humped me the entire time, then wouldn't back down when the crowd dissipated. Creepy. She was sweaty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheddar's Cousin;
    They should call them Floories...
    That'd be great new name for them.

    And btw, you're all now part of my wolf pack.

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    well the girl i was with cheatd on her boyfriend at coachella this year... the guy she cheated with turned up being gay... lol

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    hmm, wanted to read through this thread all night, but it only a few messages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donkey sex View Post
    hmm, wanted to read through this thread all night, but it only a few messages.
    This is either because

    a) Most of the people who hooked up at Coachella inadvertently did so with someone else from the forums and now they're keeping quiet; or more likely

    b) This board is filled with a bunch of weiners on the internet who aren't getting boned. Or possibly

    c) They only went to appreciate the music, in which case see answer B.
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    Bring Aoki back next year and let him bring his friends. Open your minds and appreciate what he can do.

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    It was too crowded for a long lasting romance. Plus, everyone was dancing too fast.
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    Good explanations, everybody. Appreciate that. (*tips top hat in acknowledgment*)

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    THE ANSWER IS B
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    sometimes i feel like i don't have a partner

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    Mike Patton was spotted
    fucking a porta pottie
    I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...

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    fuck no.

    but i have found a few great concert buddies.

    coachella is okay for hooking up when you're in big groups of people.
    i know a bunch of people who've hooked up randomly with someone here and there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomServo View Post
    At Jonsi the girl behind me basically dry-humped me the entire time, then wouldn't back down when the crowd dissipated. Creepy. She was sweaty.
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    My Jonsi experience was a really a hyperactive guy getting me really, really, really stoned and I started getting paranoid that he had laced it with something and was going to try to take advantage of me. then he high fived me halfway through the set with a "late bro!" and skipped away. Boy, i felt like an asshole. After the set I laid on the ground during the entirety of Phoenix cracking and assembling about 150 glowstick bracelets whilst glaring quite malevolently at anybody that tried to look me in the eye of speak to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    My Jonsi experience was a really a hyperactive guy getting me really, really, really stoned and I started getting paranoid that he had laced it with something and was going to try to take advantage of me. then he high fived me halfway through the set with a "late bro!" and skipped away. Boy, i felt like an asshole. After the set I laid on the ground during the entirety of Phoenix cracking and assembling about 150 glowstick bracelets whilst glaring quite malevolently at anybody that tried to look me in the eye of speak to me.
    better safe than waking up in some guys tent with creme de fraiche on your mustache.

    love at coachella i think is very possible . you can see the same beautiful girl at all your sets and thats the ice breaker there. and no lie coachella has the finest and weirdest festival bitches for sure.

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    i banged my girlfriend at coachella. that isnt very exciting though.

    smoked quite a few doobies with random girls at coachella, but thats not very exciting either.

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    i've had two coachellas where i was romancing. one girl i ended up dating and turned out to be a total fail (not to bad mouth her, she's a cool chick). the other was a swedish girl whom i met the month prior, and i spent the whole weekend with her.

    the whole environment/ambiance/vibe of coachella is totally romantic. However, i don't think i'm going to bother with chasing skirts anymore. it takes too much time and effort (i.e., coordinating the meet ups, who wants to see what acts, meeting up in a crowd of 75k). this year I will be spendin the majority of my weekend in solitude, focusing on getting to see the sets I want to see and not getting my rocks off. there are 51 other weekends during the year for that.

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    nd no lie coachella has the finest and weirdest festival bitches for sure.

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    Is that written in some sort of underground rat language I'm not familiar with?

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    probably should learn how to use the quote option

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackchango View Post
    nd no lie coachella has the finest and weirdest festival bitches for sure.

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    ya for sure but give credit because i think its a pretty accurate estimate

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    Last year I got the most amazing blowjob on Saturday. Totally random too. Was just the spirit of the weekend. People were getting crazy.

    I was this close to coming too, but he had to stop so that concentrate on mixing into "Adagio for Strings."
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    Last year I got the most amazing blowjob on Saturday. Totally random too. Was just the spirit of the weekend. People were getting crazy.

    I was this close to coming too, but he had to stop so that concentrate on mixing into "Adagio for Strings."
    i missed you hand banana. you and your tiesto references <3

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    i got lucky last year. Some girl on the campsite was 4 kinds of high, and really wanted to suck someone off. I didn't say no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    Last year I got the most amazing blowjob on Saturday. Totally random too. Was just the spirit of the weekend. People were getting crazy.

    I was this close to coming too, but he had to stop so that concentrate on mixing into "Adagio for Strings."
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