R Kelly For 2011

[sin213]

would the first few rows of the stage he plays be dubbed the "Golden Rows" and be reserved for underage females....golden showers for ALL!

[whynotsmile99]

Wow, I'm listening to "the Zoo" for the first time.

"I got you so wet, like a rainforest, like Jurassic Park, except I'm your sexasaurus baby"

Brilliant.

EDIT:

And now "Sex Planet"

"Stick a flag on the moon, first couple to ever make love on planet Neptune, and if time allow us we'll be gone for hours, I won't stop until I give you meteor showers"

I need gto get this whole album now.

lol are you just now getting into R. Kell? You've been missing out on so much brilliance. Allow me to introduce to you "Sex Weed" For the record, TP 3 Reloaded is his magnum opus




seriously bring R. Kelly to Coachella. That would be memorable to say the least

[PagodasPinkPants]

For the record, TP 3 Reloaded is his magnum opus

I disagree it's all about The Double Up. Please please please please bring Kells next year!

[whynotsmile99]

I disagree it's all about The Double Up. Please please please please bring Kells next year!

ooooo man i gotta disagree. Double Up had some great stuff but overall...

Sex in The Kitchen
Put My T Shirt On
Remote Control
Kicking It With Your Girlfriend
Sex Weed
(Sex) Love is what were making
and the first 5 chapters of Trapped In The Closet

are better than

Sweet Tooth
Havin a Baby
Sex Planet
Real Talk
The Zoo

his new album is pretty blah, but props for yodeling

[juloxx]

lol are you just now getting into R. Kell? You've been missing out on so much brilliance. Allow me to introduce to you "Sex Weed" For the record, TP 3 Reloaded is his magnum opus




seriously bring R. Kelly to Coachella. That would be memorable to say the least

This man speaks in metaphors deeper than the bible. I have not been listening to R Kelly nearly as much as I should have.


And for those that judge R Kelly having viewed Trapped in the Closet are on fair grounds to have their opinions about him disregarded.

[patricksw]

This would never happen.

Never.

And that's a damn shame. Anyone who saw his Double Up Tour of 2007 knows all too well that R. Kelly is a force live. His live rendition of "The Zoo" included a whole 10-minute dance routine involving nets and sex-crazed women acting like monkeys who needed his sweet sweet love.

That said, R. Kelly's show is not for everyone... and it's certainly not for Coachella. Thankfully there are other venues where it is appropriate.

[Gribbz]

Awwwww yeah.

[PagodasPinkPants]

R. Kelly's show is not for everyone... and it's certainly not for Coachella. Thankfully there are other venues where it is appropriate.

Are you fucking insane! Kells is 4 everyone and Coachella is the perfect venue. The only legit reason for not including him is fear of all the babies being conceived in the tent he's performing in.

In all seriousness tho. Is Robert Sylvester Kelly any less appropriate for Coachella than Madonna, Die Antwoord, Sly Stone, Jay-Z, Coheed and Cambria or Jack Johnson?

KELLY 4 2011!!

[heart cooks brain]

how many of those acts peed on their 15-year-old cousin?

[PagodasPinkPants]

I don't know what you're talking about. R-Kelly CLEARLY didn't do anything like that...
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2...dict-case-ends

[bludevil007]

Yo-de-lay-yo-de-lay-yo-de-hooooooooooo, I wanna hear you echo, Echo, ECHOOOOO

[Distorted_Jungle]

how many of those acts peed on their 15-year-old cousin?

Were you there? For all I know that piss could have been digital.

[oftheheartofthesoul]

What the hell is wrong with you people?

[juloxx]

^^^ Such a funny sig

Were you there? For all I know that piss could have been digital.

Honestly, I would totally sig that if people knew it was in reference to R Kelly. Then again, it wouldnt be too hard to figure out

[GuyInTucson]

Were you there? For all I know that piss could have been digital.

I miss Chappelle's Show

[RobertGoulet]

R Kelly would be fucking hilarious, I would for sure see him. I mean hell, DJ Lance Rock was there. Why not R Kelly? Both kind of creepy, both like little kids!

But seriously, R Kelly. Down

[PagodasPinkPants]

R. Kelly needs to be @ Coachella 2011 REAL TALK!

[involvelemons]

The pissing thing was, like, 15 minutes of his life.
Can we move past this and make sweet love to the Double Up album?

If we can't get Kells, maybe J. Holiday would run a close second. Or even The-Dream.

[LickTheLizzard]

I don't know man, maybe I may have missed something, you know what i'm sayin? Maybe y'all know something that I dont know, but I like slow dancin in the sahara, fuck the bullshit, i like getting close to a fine ass chick, you feel me? So DJ Wayne Williams....put on a slow cut.

[pachucasunrise]

mainstage after the headliner saturday night

[involvelemons]

Why was Kells nowhere to be seen on the new Kanye? Or the new Deerhunter for that matter?

[Mike Litoris]

Bumpin for 2012 late add

[rasooli]

No need for that.