George Zimmerman arrested on suspicion of domestic abuse.
Local police announced last week that they would not file charges against him stemming from an earlier domestic dispute from this summer.
[QUOTE=HotHamWater;2816667]Would you mind sharing what you've found on George Zimmerman's niece's Pinterest page?[/ QUOTE]
I believe it was that "selfie" of you standing there butt naked and holding a tortilla in front of your junk...are you familiar with a photo like that floating around the internet?
Doesn't get it.
That cargo plane that landed on the airport that is 3,000' short is trying to take off right now
*edit: no problem, that was a pretty short takeoff
Wendy the Retards first time on the Howard Stern Show, with Gary the Retard and Beetlejuice
"Shoo, shoo retarded flu"
Evil Dave calling in this week was lolarious.
So I posted the following ad on Craigslist a couple weeks back. I scoped out the competition and saw that they were all straightforward affairs so I thought it might help mine stand out if I was a little ostentatious:
"Wooden Armoire - the answer to ALL your problems are just most of them?
Are you looking for a new armoire but don't want to pay too much for one? Are you tired of needing TWO different pieces of furniture to house both your clothes and television? Well, then you're in luck! We just so happen to no longer be in need of our armoire. It has served us well over the years, and being of high quality wood and maintained in good condition, the prospects are bright for its continuing to do the same for its next lucky owner.
It's 5' tall, 45.5" wide, and 20" deep. Available for pick-up all weekend (well, within reason -- don't come a-callin' after dark). You know you want it, we know you want it, so why delay? Why haven't you called already!"
Innocuous enough, huh? Well, not according to one Jeffw, who apparently took enough offense to pen the following retort:
"Secret with your ad and your directives are so full of shit sounds like you think everybody's got problems that they don't have any can just say you're selling a nice piece of furniture or how much storage room has and what size the TV it'll fit and the total dimensions try looking at other ads in Seymour through advertising and you're probably sell it not to tell somebody what problems that they might have so go take a hike"