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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    George Zimmerman arrested on suspicion of domestic abuse.

    Local police announced last week that they would not file charges against him stemming from an earlier domestic dispute from this summer.
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    George Zimmerman arrested on suspicion of domestic abuse.

    Local police announced last week that they would not file charges against him stemming from an earlier domestic dispute from this summer.
    Hasn't this asshole been in the news several times since his acquittal?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    At least we're finally letting non-whites get away with vicious crimes, even if they're still mostly aimed at black people.
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    This is a case for BD's crack team of gut instincts.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Hasn't this asshole been in the news several times since his acquittal?
    Would you mind sharing what you've found on George Zimmerman's niece's Pinterest page?

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    This is a case for BD's crack team of gut instincts.

    *snickle*
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    George Zimmerman arrested on suspicion of domestic abuse.

    Local police announced last week that they would not file charges against him stemming from an earlier domestic dispute from this summer.
    Felony aggravated assault with a weapon, among other charges.
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    maybe he's the killer OJ's been searching for !?!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    This is a case for BD's crack team of gut instincts.


    [QUOTE=HotHamWater;2816667]Would you mind sharing what you've found on George Zimmerman's niece's Pinterest page?[/ QUOTE]
    I believe it was that "selfie" of you standing there butt naked and holding a tortilla in front of your junk...are you familiar with a photo like that floating around the internet?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    BD - what kind of hours do you keep? Like, what's your typical sleep schedule?
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    And how long does it take for the blood to flow back down to your feet when you wake up after you climb down from your perch?
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I believe it was that "selfie" of you standing there butt naked and holding a tortilla in front of your junk...are you familiar with a photo like that floating around the internet?
    Well......yeah. I'm the one who took it and posted it. I don't understand the negative implication here.

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    My bipolar grandma and mom would sometimes stay up all night and/or wake up in the middle of the night on their bouts of mania.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    And how long does it take for the blood to flow back down to your feet when you wake up after you climb down from your perch?
    You know, I've never much paid attention to such a trivial matter, Patrick... I mean, from the moment I pull my little feathered head out from under my windswept wing, it's all about the preening, fluffing, and checking for mites, and whatnot. It's pertinent that I look my best when I'm shitting on you from that perch above.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Doesn't get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Doesn't get it.
    I got it, but instead of allowing it to ruffle my feathers, I played along...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Doesn't get it.
    Par for the course. I'm not surprised Lady Nosferatu thinks she's Brewster McCloud.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    BD - what kind of hours do you keep? Like, what's your typical sleep schedule?
    I keep my own hours and I sleep when I'm tired. I'm not really good with schedules.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    That cargo plane that landed on the airport that is 3,000' short is trying to take off right now

    http://sc.cnbc.com/applications/cnbc...flash_new.html

    *edit: no problem, that was a pretty short takeoff
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    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Wendy the Retards first time on the Howard Stern Show, with Gary the Retard and Beetlejuice


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    Love Gary and Beatle. I was never too big of a Wendy fan.
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    "Shoo, shoo retarded flu"

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    "Shoo, shoo retarded flu"
    Best prank ever.
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Gary's trip to the Moon.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Evil Dave calling in this week was lolarious.
    "Felashido".

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    So I posted the following ad on Craigslist a couple weeks back. I scoped out the competition and saw that they were all straightforward affairs so I thought it might help mine stand out if I was a little ostentatious:

    "Wooden Armoire - the answer to ALL your problems are just most of them?

    Are you looking for a new armoire but don't want to pay too much for one? Are you tired of needing TWO different pieces of furniture to house both your clothes and television? Well, then you're in luck! We just so happen to no longer be in need of our armoire. It has served us well over the years, and being of high quality wood and maintained in good condition, the prospects are bright for its continuing to do the same for its next lucky owner.

    It's 5' tall, 45.5" wide, and 20" deep. Available for pick-up all weekend (well, within reason -- don't come a-callin' after dark). You know you want it, we know you want it, so why delay? Why haven't you called already!"

    Innocuous enough, huh? Well, not according to one Jeffw, who apparently took enough offense to pen the following retort:

    "Secret with your ad and your directives are so full of shit sounds like you think everybody's got problems that they don't have any can just say you're selling a nice piece of furniture or how much storage room has and what size the TV it'll fit and the total dimensions try looking at other ads in Seymour through advertising and you're probably sell it not to tell somebody what problems that they might have so go take a hike"
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    It's like finding out an old high school buddy is on meth, and you're not sure if any of the rumors of him giving handies behind Burger King are true but they very likely could be.

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    We should have a "craft the best response" contest; keeping in mind that this guy probably has Rick's phone number.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Somewhat Damaged View Post

    "Secret with your ad and your directives are so full of shit sounds like you think everybody's got problems that they don't have any can just say you're selling a nice piece of furniture or how much storage room has and what size the TV it'll fit and the total dimensions try looking at other ads in Seymour through advertising and you're probably sell it not to tell somebody what problems that they might have so go take a hike"
    Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    LOL at that response.
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